I Can Change The Font

What up, I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read. Stuff on here is most likely gonna be 18+ 🙂He/It (I am a Mentally Ill Transgender)

[knebellindemann]

[stillfuckingtired]

Uh-oh, coming down with a case of “what-if-a-bunch-of-other-people-experience-these-symptoms-as-bad-as-I-do-but-they-suck-it-up-and-work-anyway-and-I’m-just-being-a-little-bitch”-itis

[notedchampagne]

character type

[ravewoodx]

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

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egg

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Wtf-

[shirp-collector-of-fixations]

The egg has returned

[clowning-lessons]

THEYRE BACK

[the-one-and-only-allium]

egg,,

[jaredwormsboyslizardsquad]

ahem

@jaskiegg

[oxygen-stealer]

The neurodivergent urge to do this

[astraldemise]

being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching my phone with the flashlight on and playing five nights at freddys 4 in real life

[headspace-hotel]

i need y'all to steal and repost my anti-lawn memes to as many pinterest boards and facebook pages as possible

[hollowsallow]

𝟭𝟬 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻𝘀

𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: arguments with Druig, although rare, were like a battle and sometimes it just wasn’t worth it

𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: suggestive, no full smut just making out, arguing, mostly dialogue, angst?? not really a fic more of a drabble, you try to slap him but fail not miserably

i had to quickly edit this, i might rewrite it at some point cause it’s not up to my standards//not proofread 

‘5000 years with you and you’re just as intolerable as when i first woke up to your stupid face!’ you shouted at your boyfriend of 6 millenniums. the first time you set your eyes upon him was when you first woke up in the Domo; he was the first to greet you, after checking you out of course. perhaps it was a mistake, being infatuated with the mind reader. perhaps if you had set your eyes upon one of the other Eternals then you wouldn’t be arguing in the main hut of your small village in the fucking Amazon.

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[saucybrtt]

Self-destruction

[depresseddisneyprincess]

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

[transgender-scout]

btw i got tired of using the version with blurry text so i remade the live slug reaction thing with clearer text. also i made one facing the other way in case someone wants a live slug reaction to something on the right side of the screen

[nnezzanine]

jesus christ. what a day… i’ll probably kill myself later to relax

[waifu-police]

Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee

[cobalt-sable]

[chamacafeahorrible]

getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

[rnismatch]

god damn... i fucking hate dinosaurs *pulls out my box of firecrackers thinking its a box of cigarettes and lights one killing me instantly*