official gezras of leyda blog

I have no rhyme or reason // the only true source of content for gezras of leyda and his special blend of herbs and spices (mutagens) // it/its he/him // Oliver // @transwitcher's #1 fan // Graphic design is my passion

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[zeelatunes]

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

i am the administrator

2. sure save in the fucking stinky folder whatever

[angrysexyshortstack]

Cis people simply don’t understand that the entire harry potter franchise is basically a hate symbol these days

[what-even-is-thiss]

So apparently the Mac and cheese you can manufacture in your settlements in fallout 4 has no radiation and heals just as much as purified water for a fifth of the carry weight so anyways I’ve set up a pasta farm so I can run through the wasteland crunching down on uncooked Mac and cheese so fast that nothing can kill me

[stephexmachina]

fake "secret third thing" enjoyers when the secret third thing isn't romantic not even a little:

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[tatzelwurming]

enough of #manscaped I need to see a #mangaped. Aaand post.

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Happy disability pride month

[nose-bl]

via @ninjahijabimuse​

this is so much better i love it

[blond-shell]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I really don’t like when a book advertises itself as fantasy or scifi with maybe some romance on the side and then it turns out to just be a romance with some fantasy or scifi wallpaper. Fine if you wanna read that but I don’t. Stop having sex and kill the dragon already. This is false advertising.

[fiore-firelily]

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

[creamycuppy]

*showtunes voice* i’ll keep it a hundred, i’ll keep it a buck! i’ll get my shit slurped on, i’ll get my shit sucked!

[anarcho-mommunism]

This is just Richard Cheese

[creamycuppy]

listen i just read your bio and no one who is "covered in the blood of gods long dead", "tearing into divine flesh", and "devouring holy dread" should know about any type of fella named dick cheese