'Tis a silly place

[hootybal-lecter]

gaslight 

gatekeep

goncharov

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[i-drink-and-i-meme-things]

[frist-dumblr]

this is my favorite warrior cats quote 

[werewolfstripclub]

[frist-dumblr]

this is my favorite warrior cats quote 

[werewolfstripclub]

[fanficmemes]

Me and the author I’m trying to befriend after I’ve already commented omgggggggg love ur writing this fic is amazing and they replied with ahhhh tysm

[fyreburning]

Tumblr has a “yes and” culture that’s unlike anything I’ve ever seen online. I don’t think a single “Goncharov” post I’ve seen contradicts another, and the bandwagoning on “plot points” is incredible. Smooth as sharkskin, one might say.

[mwagneto]

i firmly believe the ideal way to consume media is by looking at tumblr posts about it (breaking bad, american psycho, supernatural etc) but never actually watching it, which means Goncharov (1973) is absolutely perfect for this website

[soupwife]

man you guys have got to stop getting mad at people for tagging your post as whatever annoying thing. tags used to be sacred. you weren't supposed to see it. it's the culture. "Stop tagging this as [character]". No!! You have no right to make demands on me!! I can do whatever I want in the tags. Just cause Tumblr decided to set up a camera in my house and broadcast it live doesn't mean you get to make fun of me for going "wheee!!!" when I get into bed it's my fucking house and my fucking business!!!!!

[wakeupforgood]

#'why are people being annoying' ma'am you're on the Being Annoying Website

[civvic]

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

[civvic]

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

[guerrillatech]

Good.

[daggers-drawn]

[theanartist]

First time I saw this post I didn’t notice it was meant to be negative. Thought the exclamation point was due to a sense of joy and triumph.

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[pranks-zappa]

GEORGE: You know Jerry, I gotta say, I'm pretty UNNERVED at the impossible hallway outside your door.

JERRY: What do you mean, impossible?

GEORGE: I mean, in the dimensions of this building, it should not exist! It is a thing that should not be!

JERRY: George, that's ridiculous, you walk through there all the time.

GEORGE: And yet I cannot grasp how I manage to move through that space! It's a NonEuclidean hallway Jerry! NonEuclidean!

JERRY: What, you're crazy, I think that hallway is VERY Euclidean! It's a perfectly Euclidean hallway!

***KRAMER bursts through the door, somehow he is upside down***

JERRY: Kramer, do you think our hallway is NonEuclidean?

KRAMER: Oh, you're just putting that together now, huh?

[nat-20s]

Joy is stored in not knowing who the fuck internet celebrities are

[everythingfox]

This is so cute

[pisswallet]

Take the baby love the baby keep the baby

[uncle-beanbag]

I love the cat communal instinct for raising kittens.

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Cats will see a baby and go "is anyone gonna adopt that?" and not wait for an answer.

[december-rains]

She saw the baby and just went, "GIVE ME THE CHILD"

[oneheadtoanother]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thedreadpiratejames]

the mortifying ordeal of being known by 20,000 bees

[onenicebugperday]

That’s 20,000 new friends!

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that Scientists discovered sharks that are living in an active underwater volcano. Divers cannot investigate because they would get burns from the acidity and heat. (x)

[retroactivebakeries]

#dude you know how exfoliating that must be#these dogs are goddamn smooth as hell

[firefox-official]

head full but i dont even know what’s in there

[redvaporeon-sk]

Have you tried deleting cookies

[trufflesmushroom]

not helpful- cookies go down to the stomach, not up to the head