Ask Richard & Aaron but they're dating I guess

The official account for the Spooky Month ship Expensiveleather (Richard x Aaron). You can now ask Richard and Aaron anything! Account owned by Gatoradewaterbruh

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Hi everyone! This is an account dedicated to the ship Expensiveleather (Richard x Aaron Spooky Month). This is basically a page where you can ask Richard, Aaron or both at the same time! Also yes they're dating in this one. And yes I am a multi shipper so other ships involving them will probably be mentioned too. Especially Richard x Carmen and Motorhead. Here's a quick legend to for organization purposes.

For posts with both. Anything with an A: will represent Aaron and an R: will represent Richard. Yeah I'm lazy. For posts only containing one of the characters. I won't do this.

If I need to go out of character for whatever reason I will just use OOC:.

Also DNI if you are a proshipper, talk or send anything sexual, suggestive or NFSW, as well in any kind or apart of the basic DNI criteria (Bigots and Nazis.)

Besides that, enjoy asking whatever you want!

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R: Aaron can you smile?!

A: Why?

R: Because you smiling makes me happy. And I want to see you happy. If that makes any sense.

A: No promises.

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R: Hey, it's Richard and I don't know what to post. Does anyone have any doctor who can help cure something strange? Because I just visited Aaron today and someone took his face. I am deeply terrified and I'm scared. What should I do?!

A: Why do I see nothing but pictures of Jaune and you? Am I in a different dimension or something?! This is pretty cool!

R: I am sad and scared now. Please send help.

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Going OCC for a moment. I GOT ICONS NOW! Well at least for Richard. Which is amazing because they look so rad and cool. I need to use them more often when I write for Richard on here or my old RealRichardSpookyMonth account. Here's four of my favorites real quick.

Btw the person who drew these is @mayiscrazyalready go check them out they're amazing. Richard looks so cute in their artstyle I'm dying RN. I'm sorry I haven't used any of these at all recently I probably should. It's a cardinal sin I haven't already.

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I’m sorry I feel like I’m missing some important lore here—what is this about playing poker with moloch and framing???

Hey, Richard here. I managed to befriend Moloch and we now play poker and smoke together. Sometimes he gets VERY upset though, I find that rather immature but he does that anyway.

Also, is it bad to say I don't remember dealing with framing if any kind?

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A: He looks great! I think he's a little too stressed out though. Maybe I should talk to him to see if he feels ok.

R: I think I did asked him and he informed me that he's alright despite all the sudden trauma and everything.

A: Oh thank God.

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i have more drawings of your son here are all of his harrowing feasts designs

A: Why is this so beautiful?!

R: I think we should buy this and put it in a museum.

A: What about my house?

R: Ahhh, that's perfect as well.

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Hey, Richard here. Sorry for not posting much, apparently Moloch came back again and got mad at Aaron over our last weeks poker game. He was mad we framed him or something along those lines. Luckily I have a pretty good memory and managed to talk him down before anything rather violent happened. I have spoken to Moloch before. He's a very nice man. I wished he could control his temper though.

In other more fortunate news. Aaron is fine, he's just been feeling a little down lately. Don't worry though. He'll get through it. I've known that man for a long time. He's one tough gentleman if I say so myself. That's why I love him dearly.

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What have you and Kevin been up to while he's staying with you and jaune for a couple weeks? After getting attacked and whatnot

A: We just watch TV and cook dinner together. Nothing much. He also likes listening to music and hanging out with Ross a lot. Besides that he keeps to himself. Richard sometimes shows up and Kevin tends to talk to him as well.

R: He keeps asking me about how I met you Aaron.

A: Just say we met at High School.

R: Oh alright. I don't know how I forgot the day we met. It feels like you've been in my life forever Aaron.

A: Turns into a blushing mess.

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favorite parts so far?

A: Chapter 5. It was finally a damn break from chaotic crap.

R: Yeah I agree I think I should go with chapter 5 as well.

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how are you doing after harrowing feasts :3

A: Good but also traumatized.

R: I am physically crying after reading it. Such an amazing piece of literature. When will this be a New York times best seller?

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how do you feel about the fact that your son is rotating around my brain forever

A: A little weirded out but that's alright. I need to get used to people thinking about my son to be honest.

R: Hey Aaron, I think besides Carmen you keep rotating through my brain forever!

A: Why?!

R: Because you're sweet and handsome. And oh I love you as well.

A: WOW!

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I colored them :3

A: Aww thank you! He looks so cool if you ask me.

R: I wonder if Ross will look like you one day now.

A:

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*pat pat pat pat* WHY ARE YOU 2 SO CUTE I CAN'T😭💓

A: I have no idea to be honest.

R: People call us cute?! How perplexing.

A: I think they like us being an old married couple but technically not.

R: What?

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A: Awww this is so cute! I remember taking those photos when he came back. He looks a lot like me. I'm so proud of him.

R: I bet he's definitely going to be very good at dating then.

A: Richard what's that supposed to mean?

R: Simple, it just means he's going to be good at dating because he inherited it from his handsome father who I'm glad to have met.

A: I should have expected that you would never stop being a hopeless flirt to be honest.

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if it helps I can make a harrowing feasts png of your son too. there's not really a difference between canon and harrowing feasts with him except that one time Kevin had to chase him around the store while working at the mall bc Roy tried to shoplift lmao

R: Of course he shoplifts. Reynold deserves that to be honest. I'm stressing out so much as of late. I think I need a break.

A: Hey Richard do you want to cuddle or something then? I'm super tired and it seems like you've not been taking anything lightly.

R: Yes? How's that even a question.

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i have another png of your son

R: How come there's no pngs of my son?

A: Richard, sweetheart? It's probably because he can be rude sometimes.

R: I hate the fact that this is a correct statement but it is. I just hope your son's doing ok though besides all of that.

A: He is, I asked if he wanted you and your family to go to family dinner and he said yes. I don't know why he did.

R: It's because I probably tried paying for his medical expenses multiple times.

A: Oh ok. You didn't have to though! We got all taken care of!

R: But... I enjoy helping you and your family anyway I can though.

A: That's sweet but like dude. It's ok. We're ok.