I'm trying but not really

Andrew/9/UK

[experiment-227]

When your mum asks you to clean the house but everything already looks clean so you just start doing random shit to look busy

[199303-deactivated20201218]

were you a green day, my chemical romance, paramore, linkin park, simple plan or evanescence emo?

[experiment-227]

[experiment-227]

Wooloo: loli confirmed

[valtsv]

my entire life is an example of idiot plot

[valtsv]

[despazito]

detective pikachu plothole: there’s a scene where an eevee evolves into flareon while a narrator says pokemon evolve into best versions of themselves, this is false because flareon is the worst eeveelution

[dimetrodone]

[experiment-227]

Glad I wasnt the only one thinking this

[sunfortune]

the batman (2021)

the joker: HAHAHAAHHA H HA HAHAHAHAH HA

robert pattinson: …………………………effervescent

[spcrash]

I can’t believe this post is how I learned that Robert Pattinson is playing Batman.

[polyglotplatypus]

Love Is Stored in The You

[moonpaw]

[rslashrats]

okay. i will consider this

[transdekus-moved-blog]

The two ADHD moods:

- I can’t do it

- I can’t stop doing it

[corvus-onca-sapien-deactivated2]

The two types of ADHD time:

- now

- not now

[quousque]

the two ADHD memory modes:

-I literally cannot recall the words that just came out of my mouth

-I can recite the opening paragraph of every single magic treehouse book

[experiment-227]

I know it's not good to self diagnose but?????????

[just-shower-thoughts]

The most amazing thing about the MCU apart from the superpowers is the fact that english is the main language of 99% of the galaxy.

[experiment-227]

British empire was big lad

[getta-banban-deactivated2019060]

[experiment-227]

I thought that seadra was a tiny gyarados for a second

[bratzlipgloss-inactive-deactiva]

why do younger siblings act like its the end of the world when asked to do one thing 

[bratzlipgloss-inactive-deactiva]

older siblings: do this one thing for me cause i have to do everything else in the house and it would really help me out

younger siblings immediately:

:

[ama-nee]

[buttpoems]

[babyanimalgifs]

[killeverythingcomic]

[turning-point-albania]

[frosty-the-snowden]

Locked in battle until judgement day