crispy raisin mayor and nosy reporter edition
changing wording/pronouns as needed!
Hell, yeah! Who’s up for a pickup game this weekend?
Stranger things have turned out to be true.
Not exactly the level of hospitality we were expecting.
Hey, you need to listen to that. Don’t think. Just act.
I’m going to miss these little conversations.
I know, right? Costume crusading is a really shitty gig.
And that asshole’s going to want some good old-fashioned revenge. You dig?
I’ve had enough of you for two lifetimes. Get the hell out.
Now, now, friend, everything is my business. But don’t worry, I like your style.
For the betterment of mankind and all that garbage.
Sure know how to make an entrance, I’ll give ya that.
Every man should get to decide his own fate.
You just want to tell people how they should live their damn lives.
No, you’ll just force everyone to dance. And you get to pick the music.
Now if you’re done laying judgement down on me, is there something else I can do for you?
Now why’d you have to go and say that, huh? Breaking my heart over here.
You obviously haven’t been living it up enough. But we won’t judge you for that.
You clearly haven’t watched a lot of folks try and make decisions.
Folks just need to have the damn guts to stand up for themselves.
We ain’t here for excuses. We’re here to fix your damn mess. Now spill it.
Because I’m getting the distinct suspicion something pissed in your cereal this morning.
Looks like my dazzling personality got another one…
You wanna find out what all these buttons do?
Someone went through a lot of damn effort to protect whatever’s down here.
That’s about the weirdest thing I’ve seen all day.
So I guess we missed dinner, then…
Oh yeah. This seems like a real good use of public funds.
Yeah, this crossed over from “funny” to “annoying” for me a while back. Can we wrap this up?
If anyone asks, I’m blaming you.
Fine. Keep your secrets. Sooner or later, I’ll find out. I always do.
You don’t need to worry anymore.
Mouth runs faster than the brain on this model sometimes.
Don’t do that to yourself. All we can do now is figure out how to make this right.
Come on. We can work something out.
It’s a hard life, but it’s a life. You starting a war isn’t going to fix that.
You can’t do this alone. I’m coming with you.
You are quite the firecracker.
Oh no. You’re not backpedaling from that one. It’s true, isn’t it?
I’ve already followed you through hell and high water and I like to think I have more sense than most.
Can’t force you to do anything, but you could do a lot of good in this role.
You’re standing there with your jaw hanging out. Say something.
So I’m going to take that as a “no.”
Couple coats of paint and this place’ll be right as rain.
Please tell me that’s not what I think it is.
Wow. That does not smell sanitary.
Something’s not right. Where are the people?
No, this doesn’t feel like a trap at all…
We don’t want any trouble.
Could really use some good ideas about now.
Can’t believe we slept this late.
This place gives me the willies.
You look about ready to topple over.
Oh, what I wouldn’t give for a camera right now.
Hey! You’re going to be alright.
Have you ever known me to hold back information?
Getting in trouble… it’s what folks like us do.
