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[munchmemesa]

lorde lyrics.  (  pure heroine, 2013  )  /  change as you see fit.

❛  i am only as young as the minute is full of it. ❛  it’s a new art form showing people how little we care. ❛  you be the class clown, i’ll be the beauty queen in tears. ❛  getting caught is half of the trip though, isn’t it? ❛  i fall apart with all my heart. ❛  we’re never done with killing time. can i kill it with you? ❛  we might be hollow but we’re brave. ❛  i love these roads where the houses don’t change. and i like you. ❛  we’re getting good at this. ❛  i can tell you’re tired. ❛  i’m not proud of my address in a torn-up town. ❛  we don’t care, we aren’t caught up in your love affair. ❛  it don’t run in our blood, that kind of luxe just ain’t for us. ❛  we’re bigger than we ever dreamed. ❛  life is great without a care. ❛  my mum and dad let me stay home. ❛  it drives you crazy, getting old. ❛  this dream isn’t feeling sweet. ❛  i’ve never felt more alone. it feels so scary getting old. ❛  i want them back. the minds we had. how all the thoughts moved round our heads. ❛  you’re the only friend i need, sharing beds like little kids and laughing ‘til our ribs get tough. ❛  so, now we live beside the pool where everything is good. ❛  the men up on the news, they try to tell us all that we will lose. ❛  i’ll never go home again. ❛  nothing’s wrong but nothing’s true. ❛  i’m the one you tell your fears to. ❛  there’ll never be enough of us. ❛  we’ve not yet lost all our graces. ❛  dancin’ around the lies we tell. ❛  we live in cities you’ll never see on screen. not very pretty but we sure know how to run things. ❛  you know we’re on each other’s team. ❛  i’m kind of over getting told to throw my hands up in the air. ❛  everyone’s competing for a love they won’t receive. ❛  in all chaos, there’s calculation. ❛  you’ve been drinking like the world was gonna end. it didn’t. ❛  we mean it but i promise we’re not mean. ❛  now we’re in the ring and we’re coming for blood. ❛  you could try and take us but victory’s contagious. ❛  chance is the only game i play with, baby. ❛  we let our battles choose us. ❛  glory and gore go hand in hand. ❛  no one around here is good at keeping their eyes closed. ❛  tired little laughs, gold-lie promises - we’ll always win at this. ❛  today is my birthday and i’m riding high. ❛  i’m little but i’m coming for the crown. ❛  i’m little but i’m coming for you. ❛  all work and no play never made me lose it. ❛  only bad people live to see their likeness set in stone. ❛  i wouldn’t be seen dead here in the day. i guess you’re lucky it’s dark now. ❛  impress the empress, take a shot now. ❛  i’ll let you in on something, i am not a white teeth teen. i tried to join but never did. the way they are, the way they seem is something else. their morals blinking like lights. ❛  i feel grown up with you in your car, i know it’s dumb. ❛  we’ve both got a million bad habits to kick. ❛  maybe the internet raised us or maybe people are jerks. ❛  all the double-edged people and schemes. they make a mess, then go home and get clean. ❛  you’re my best friend and we’re dancing in a world alone. we’re all alone. ❛  i know we’re not everlasting. we’re a train wreck waiting to happen. ❛  people are talking. let ‘em talk.

[munchmemesa]

cxgf lyrics.  (  season two  )

❛  i can’t be held responsible for my actions. ❛  i’m certifiably cute and adorably obsessed. ❛  i guess the only way to prove it is with abstract symbolism. ❛  i know a 3am text means i was in your dreams before you woke up to pee. ❛  whatever you got, baby, i’ll take it. ❛  we should definitely not have sex right now. ❛  we have the common sense not to have sex right now. ❛  i thought my dreams would come true but then as i grew the world was like ‘nope’. ❛  maybe this dream will finally make me feel like i deserve a dream. ❛  gather ye ‘round and i’ll tell you a tale. ❛  yes, wine can be fun - whie, rosé and red ‘till i call up my boss to say i wish he was dead. ❛  wow, i did not know it was that bad. ❛  i puked on my cat. i fell through the doorway and puked on my cat. poor little thing did not expect that. ❛  my best friend is sleeping with my ex behind my back. who cares? i don’t! ❛  that’s the best messy bun i’d ever seen in the world. ❛  she probably just found that outfit laying around. like in the trash! ❛  ping pong shows that she has control over her body but it doesn’t threaten my masculinity like basketball or hockey! ❛  let’s share a costco card! ❛  what’s a girl to do when she’s stuck between men? ❛  i wasn’t really listening but i can see the center of the triangle is lil’ ol’ me. ❛  the math of love triangles isn’t hard to learn. ❛  actually, a triangle has multiple centers. ❛  those are good puns but please pay attention. ❛  lady, we’re all gay. we get nothing out of this. ❛  when you speak, my knees get weak. ❛  let’s get real, we know the deal. ❛  this thing we had was not just bad, it was a shit show. ❛  not to be crass but this sucked ass. ❛  chernobyl next to us looks like a campfire. ❛  we have chemistry, of course, but that’s a formula for divorce. ❛  sometimes him, sometimes me. though never simultaneously. ❛  it’s a makeover, makey makeover. ❛  well, i don’t mind being alone. i’m not afraid of what enters my mind when i’m solo. ❛  i’m totally fine alone with my thoughts. ❛  i barely passed lifeguard school. that’s why that kid almost drowned in that pool. ❛  i used to like guacamole. now i don’t like guacamole. ❛  if it worked on guacamole, it could work on my mom! ❛  if i can’t even hit the gym, how will i ever be a good father? ❛  when my friends and i stick together there’s nothing we can’t do. and when i say that, i specifically mean we’re gonna stage a coup. ❛  we’re gonna braid each other’s hair. then cut each other’s braids, connect the braids to build a rope to hang all of congress. ❛  take control of the banks! squad goals! ❛  all agriculture will be diverted into making us rosé. ❛  he’s so normal. i’m in love. ❛  whoever renovated this house did a terrible job. ❛  wow, i can’t believe it took us that long to come up with the most obvious solution. kind of embarrassing. ❛  hey, what are you doing for the next, like, thirteen hours? ❛  don’t do anything healthy. don’t be productive. ❛  it’s not stalking ‘cause the information is all technically public. ❛  we used to be there for each other, every second. with one emoji, we could read each other’s soul. ❛  i just wanna say i miss you every day! and i will ... but you go first. ❛  i mean, this is almost entirely all my fault here but you gotta admit it’s just a tiny bit your fault too. ❛  the only hard part of it is how hard i’ll hit this when i knock it out of the park. ❛  if a kid gets hungry, i’ll feed his face. a real wholesome meal - piece of cake. here, have a piece of cake. ❛  can’t believe that i could have been so wrong. don’t know what was going through my mind. ❛  so obvious! it’s like, uh, hello? ❛  who’s the new guy? i don’t trust him. ❛  he’s suspiciously good looking in ways normal people are not. ❛  i'm a ticking time bomb! ❛  i won’t be ignored! i won’t be interrupted! beca - ❛  we’ll never have problems again. it’s only smooth, smooth sailing from now on. ❛  do you remember back when we have problems? oh man, that was annoying. ❛  fine, i guess i’ll just soul train outta here, losers. ❛  we don’t need gasoline, our car will run on love. ❛  we’ll never worry about paying the bills. the only money we need is sunset. ❛  our love has made us totes invincible. ❛  now it’s time to celebrate. grab a drink and fix a plate but before you feel too great remember that we suffered. ❛  being happy is selfish. ❛  that’s science for ‘a pain in your asses’. ❛  when i blow, it sounds like ‘whee!’ ❛  you might say, ‘don’t do it. leave these poor people alone’ but i’m a prankster. i just wanna see what will happen. ❛  unfortunately, i wanna have sex with you. ❛  let’s get this over with so i can focus on other tasks. ❛  you’re my best friend and i know i’m not yours and that’s okay. ❛  a little from you is like a lot from someone else. ❛  six of yours beats anyone’s dozen. ❛  it’s a man nap. time to nap like a man. sleepy sleepy cuddle time. ❛  no pressure but i seriously need to know. ❛  was i sick the day in school they taught you how to be a normal person? ❛  it just feels like there’s something fundamental i’m missing out on. like is there an instruction manual? do you have the manual? i know you have the manual! ❛  i think i’m fine but i’m only, like, 43 percent sure. ❛  you’ve done it now. you’ve gotten everything you said you wanted. ❛  take a moment, take a breath. after today, you’ll start fresh. ❛  in an unexpected twist, it turns out magic exists.

[munchmemesa]

cxgf lyrics.  (  season one, part two  )

❛  women gotta stick together, each and every day. ❛  this girl smells like sausages and there’s nothing wrong with that. ❛  like this girl over there, she banged her best friend’s boyfriend in the bathroom of that half-priced sushi place. ❛  i’m just so happy that you’re here. ❛  it’s music when i hold your hand. ❛  i loved you from the moment that i saw you. ❛  you’re my hero, i believe in you. ❛  there’s nothing you can’t do. you make a difference in the world and you make all the difference in the world to me. ❛  i’m having a few people over. ❛  push them boobs up just for yourself. ❛  put yourself first, girl. ❛  so when dudes see you put yourself first they’ll be like ‘damn, you’re hot. wanna make out?’ ❛  so when dudes see you put yourself first they’ll be like ‘damn, you’re hot. let’s buy a house in portland. ❛  time is running out, you’ve got to act now. ❛  it’s a textmergency! ❛  there’s no turning back here in the danger zone. ❛  he’s not the brightest but he’s not as dumb as a rock. ❛  karma’s come to tap you on the shoulder. ❛  you ruined everything, you stupid bitch. ❛  i was so close to paradise but now the only thing i’m close to is defeat. ❛  the night was going perfectly. but our time was cut short by the enemy of romance ... a group hang! ❛  does the chef know what Mexico is? ❛  i feel like i’m being gaslighted by this restaurant. ❛  just like the movie I Am Legend but not like that at all. ❛  no hot water which means cold showers. next thing you know, your kids will be on crack. ❛  cold showers are the gateway drug to crack. ❛  this is real deep beef from way back in the past. ❛  bitch, i know you. that tough act’s a bluff. ❛  honestly, i gotta say ... really not hot at all. finished quick, rotten lay. ❛  wait, we share so many traits. should we shake hands and erase the hate? ❛  come on, dude. don’t settle for me. ❛  trust me. i know guys and that look in your eyes means you’re in love. ❛  love? who are you all of a sudden? ❛  i’m way too badass to be someone you settle for. ❛  it’s not a phase. i’m not confused. not indecisive. i don’t have the ‘gotta choose’ blues. i don’t care if you wear high heels or a tie. you might just catch my eyes because i’m definitely bi. ❛  but i’m no ho. i take things slow until i feel at ease. ❛  it doesn’t take an intellectual to get that i’m bisexual. ❛  i’m the villain in my own story. ❛  i’m the bad guy in my TV show. ❛  when i go to hell i’ll run it as Satan’s CFO. ❛  he needs someone to do the books ... actually, i shouldn’t do that. i’m terrible with money. ❛  i’m gonna take you on a journey through time and space and in the end you realize you knew the answer all along. honestly, it’s a bit of a waste ... ❛  whoop-dee-frickin’-doo, what’s an ‘A’? it’s just a letter on a page meant to distract us from the pain. ❛  i’d rather die. which i will eventually, of course. ❛  like it’s so important to know how to throw a ball. ❛  i could do that if i wanted to. ❛  boobs are just sacks of yellow fat. ❛  well, that’s how it goes after you have so much awesome sex with me. ❛  i’m just that good, i didn’t even try. ❛  don’t ruin this for me. ❛  sometimes chicks need medication after what i put them through. i gave you a UTI! ❛  one night with me is pure ecstasy cause i know just what you like. ❛  angry! ... feeling ... bad! ❛  oh my god, i think i like you. ❛  time for you to shut up! time for you to sit down! ❛  i’m tired of being your sidekick. your henchman. your eager little clown. ❛  do you have any idea the work you’re undoing? ❛  there’s no limit to where my reach is! ❛  it’s time for me to walk out. it’s time for me to say no. i’m gonna go. ❛  after everything i’ve done for you ...

[munchmemesa]

cxgf lyrics.  (  season one, part one  )

❛  the situations’s a lot more nuanced than that. ❛  that’s a sexist term. ❛  god, what ... this is how you get ready? ❛  i’m forever changed after what i’ve just seen. ❛  sorry i said that creepy stuff out loud. ❛  look at me, i’m so good at yoga. ❛  sit on my lap like i’m santa and listen to me. ❛  now if someone pulls a gun on me, i pull out a knife. ❛  face your fears. stare them down. ❛  don’t be scared. stand your ground. ❛  if a bear runs at you in the woods, don’t run away. look it deep in the eyes, put your hand on its chest and say ‘bear, i’m not afraid’. ❛  follow your dreams. stare at the sun. ❛  school is stupid. ❛  i have friends. i definitely have friends. ❛  my heart goes tippity-tap-tap-tap when i hold your hand. ❛  i think you’ll have to agree we make quite a pair. ❛  say yes or no before i choke on all this swallowed pride. ❛  i have no problem being picked out from the bottom. ❛  yes, they’re a dream but i’m right here. in flesh and blood and self-hate. ❛  as soon as i’m done peeing it’s time to start being a bit more realistic than i’ve been. ❛  i’m a good person. doctors without borders don’t have shit on me. ❛  i’m a good person and when i say good, i really mean great. the best. hashtag humble and blessed. ❛  doesn’t it show that i’m good person? so much gooder than you. ❛  this shit’s my business and i’m built for success. ❛  i give good parent. ❛  i know this town like the back of my hand but i’m not such a fan of the back of my hand. ❛  hey, you sunburned MILFS, give me a shout! ❛  thanks for this town three short hours from the beach where all of your dreams can stay just out of reach. ❛  cause he’s elite. he’s silver elite. executive silver elite. his status is ... preferred. ❛  i can peek but i have to be discreet cause he’s filet mignon not just some piece of meat. ❛  i’m in a sexy french depression. ❛  oui, je suis garbage. ❛  where’s the bathroom? i need to use the bathroom. ❛  since when do you have a vendetta against vases? ❛  are you sure that you’re not gay? i’d still love you if you were gay. it would explain this vase vendetta.

[munchmemesa]

save rock and roll.  (  fall out boy lyrics.  )

❛  you are a brick tied to me that’s dragging me down. ❛  doesn’t it feel like our time is running out? ❛  release the doves, surrender love. ❛  we are like jack-o-lanterns in july. ❛  burn everything you love, then burn the ashes. ❛  my childhood spat back out the monster that you see. ❛  in the end, everything collides. ❛  you got room for one more troubled soul? ❛  i’ll check in tomorrow if i don’t wake up dead. ❛  invite me in so we can go back and play pretend. ❛  i don’t believe a word you say but i can’t stop listening. ❛  my old aches become new again. ❛  my old friends become exes again. ❛  i know i expect too much and not enough all at once. ❛  you know, i only wanted fun and you got me all fucked up on love. ❛  anything you say can and will be held against you so ... only say my name. ❛  i’d trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday. ❛  letting people down is my thing, baby. ❛  i don’t have the right name or the right looks but i have twice the heart. ❛  i can’t stop it when there’s chemicals keeping us together. ❛  if you ask me two’s a whole lot lonelier than one. ❛  love is just a pyramid scheme. ❛  we should have left our love in the gutter where we found it. ❛  i know you said not to call unless i’m dying - ❛  i just hope when you see me i’m not see-through. ❛  you were my picket fence. ❛  i miss missing you now and then. ❛  i will sing to you every day if it will take away the pain. ❛  sometimes before it get better, the darkness bigger. ❛  i wanna see your animal side, let it all out. ❛  we love a lot so we only lose a little. ❛  you can wear a crown but you’re no princess. ❛  we’re gonna die, it’s just a matter of time. ❛  hard times come, good times go. ❛  i’m either gone in an instant or here ‘til the bitter end. ❛  i’ll be your favourite drug, i’ll get you high. ❛  tonight, the foxes hunt the hounds. ❛  it’s all over now before it has begun and we’ve already won. ❛  come on. make it easy. say i never mattered. ❛  remember me as i was not as i am. ❛  we’re all fighting growing old. ❛  you need to lower your standards ‘cause it’s never getting any better than this. ❛  i cried tears you’ll never see. so fuck you, you can go cry me an ocean. ❛  you are what you love and not who loves you. ❛  how’d it get to be only me? like i’m the last damn kid still kicking that still believes. ❛  i need more dreams and less life. ❛  i need that dark in a little more light.

[munchmemesa]

john mulaney and the sack lunch bunch starters.

▸ do you know who tells the truth? drunks and children. ▸ i have no children of my own and that’s by choice. ▸ sometimes i say ‘i don’t have kids yet’ but that that’s just to appease certain people. ▸ you can go very far in life, if you pretend to know what you’re doing. ▸ grandma’s got a boyfriend. ▸ he calls waiters ‘garçon’. ▸ these women would love a reason to destroy you. ▸ i wanna know when and how he croaked. ▸ have you ever spied on your parents? ▸ sascha’s dad does drag. ▸ even though i was embarrassed, i couldn’t deny they were right to throw shade. ▸ i’m not gonna sugarcoat it because, like a chubby queen in a corset, the ▸ ▸ truth always has a way of spilling out. ▸ that is the past. i am a new woman. ▸ yeah, i know. i produced it but yeah. ▸ that is unanimous, okay. ▸ you were sitting next to an old man you didn’t know? ▸ i went to the bathroom nine times. ▸ that’s another one of my fears: home invasions. i don’t want anyone in my home! ▸ if i had known algebra, i would not have lost my eye. ▸ did you rehearse this? ▸ my story makes sense, on that you can rely. ▸ i’m the only living person who just wants macaroni. ▸ can i please just have some pasta? a plain plate of noodles with a little bit of butter. ▸ another one of my biggest fears is sitting on a toilet and having the water ▸ automatically flush. i don’t like that. and nuclear disasters. ▸ you’re playing mind games with me. ▸ i haven’t had a dream in over seven months. ▸ i haven’t had a dream in like ... since yesterday. ▸ i get in the car. i just drive. wherever the sun takes me. ▸ i don’t even know what it means, i just brought up a fancy word. ▸ we are closed for a private event. ▸ girl talk, you’re positive? ▸ it’s a huge fear of mine. just realizing how dumb i am and knowing that ▸ ▸ they’re realizing how dumb i am. ▸ you don’t value our vision! ▸ you have to pay attention, this is a very big deal. ▸ pay attention! ▸ how married are we to doing this? ▸ no, i’m not on the group text. ▸ do flowers exist at night? ▸ what’s ‘lore’? ▸ i saw a white lady standing on the street just sobbing. ▸ follow me! but also give me space, okay? ▸ use your ears, be aware. ▸ like a squishy sound like a butt! ▸ okay, i just broke a bottle over here. ▸ no, he’s not okay. he’s having a lot of trouble. ▸ i landed weird on my ankle and it popped. it was like music! ▸ you’ll never believe what sound it makes when i throw it out the window and the window breaks! ▸ maybe grab that cat by it’s tail. ▸ you just said it better. ▸ we want you to know that we don’t judge you. ▸ nobody cares. ▸ i want this, i’m keeping this. ▸ fish, tacos and fish tacos. terrible. ▸ you know that i want you to be happy but i do want you to miss me. a lot. ▸ is there a way of dying that you’re not afraid of, that you would prefer? ▸ there is no one like you. there has never been anyone like you. there will never be anyone like you. therefore, be yourself.

[munchmemesa]

A: Let's face it, I'm better with money than you are.

B: Better at spending it.

A: Okay, tell you what. I'll take you with me if you split the money with me 60/40.

B: 55/55.

A: Deal.

C: Sounds like you guys are getting more than you think.

[munchmemesa]

some lyrics i love.  (  from various songs  )

❛  i was there for you in your darkest nights but i wonder, where were you when i was at my worst? ❛  i hear your voice in my sleep at night, hard to resist temptation. ❛  i’ve been roaming around, always looking down at all i see.  ❛  you know that i could use somebody ... someone like you. ❛  off in the night, while you live it up, i’m off to sleep. ❛  thought i’d never be waking on the kitchen floor but here i lie ... not for the first time. ❛  how’d you always know when i’m down? ❛  i’m your walking disaster, keep on dragging me from self-pity. ❛  you’re a sweet relief, you saved me from my brain. ❛  i want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kinda life. ❛  doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break. ❛  i wish i could get back there, someplace back there, in the place we used to start. ❛  i believe in the sand beneath my toes. the beach gives a feeling, an earthy feeling. ❛  when i’m with you i feel like i could die and that would be alright. ❛  i let it in and it took my pillow. ❛  all that time and nothing to show for it. ❛  we got the full cooperation of the local police. they’re more than pleased, i just spoke to their chief. ❛  so, what’s it gonna take to get through to you? ❛  time’s running out, your chances are few. ❛  you keep trying with that sweet talk on your tongue but i’m not buying. ❛  you had your chance and you blew it. ❛  damn, you’re such a difficult little devil. ❛  you’re such a  - ❛  the risks you take ain’t worth the price you pay. ❛  i’ll keep your secrets, i’ll never tell. ❛  you know i’ll ride with you right through the fire of hell. ❛  do i look pretty through all your tears? ❛  they got your number but you’re safe with me. ❛  so ... what would you little maniacs like to do first? ❛  what’s gonna be left of the world if you’re not in it? ❛  so get drunk, call me a fool. ❛  every minute and every hour, i miss you more. ❛  cause he’s a fuckboy and they’re all the same, like a stain on your heart’s reputation. ❛  i’d rather cut out my tongue than let you kiss me with yours. ❛  in all the selfies he takes his head is tilted the same way and his favourite hashtag is #beastmode. ❛  i’m the lock and you’re the key so come on, open me. ❛  don’t it feel like it’s been forever? ❛  it’s right before my eyes and i can taste it, it’s my sweet beginning. ❛  am i the one to try to stop the fire? ❛  isn’t it beautiful to see two people so much in love? ❛  oh no, here we go, our life is just one big pun. ❛  everyday do you notice that we’re never free? ❛  why can’t you be happy with me? ❛  meet me at the checkpoint and you can take me dancing tonight. ❛  look around the streets tonight, everything’s in ruins. ❛  you look good by siren light, baby, what you doing? ❛  where do you go with your broken heart in tow? what do you do with the leftover you? ❛  how do you know when to let go? ❛  where does the good go? ❛  look me in the eye and tell me you don’t find me attractive. ❛  look me in the heart and tell me you won’t go.

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life in pieces starters. ( season 4, episodes 1 & 2 )

❛  it’s almost sundown so it is time for bed. ❛  open wounds? does anybody have any open wounds? ❛  you guys got wall-to-wall floors? ❛  you know, i don’t think you arming me with your shoe and a baby monitor qualifies as a better idea. ❛  don’t drop my shoe! ❛  i’m gonna die. i can’t die! ... i’m dying right now. ❛  you know what? i think i left the stove on. ❛  i’d call you a liar and spit in your lying face. ❛  yeah, we’re all miserable. it’s a family vacation. that’s what family vacations are. ❛  i slept like i had five margaritas last night, which is weird because i had seven. ❛  what do you need a key card for? our door is a sheet. ❛  we are supposed to suffer together. ❛  we can look at each other while we do it. ❛  it took me 20 minutes to get up here. ❛  the only thing i wanna see is you. ❛  look, it’s paradise and you’re still the most beautiful thing here. ❛  a hard 15 in the jungle? ❛  you and your selfish jungle sex. ❛  i wish i could give you my armadildo. ❛  i’ll have a snack while i’m down there. ❛  the problem is me. i’m terrible. ❛  why would you do that? i’m paying you! ❛  that’s weird, you only had two dozen jalapeno poppers. ❛  it’s your nose breath. you know the air that comes out of your nose when you breathe? it makes me wanna vomit. ❛  i’d let you smell my hands but i got too much class. ❛  ... that’s uncooked pasta with ketchup. ❛  all this time, i thought i was seeing someone who was lazy. and, really, it turns out you’re just very, very incompetent. ❛  i love halloween. it’s the one night where all crime is legal. ❛  we look like two Twinkies stuffed in denim wrappers. ❛  okay, look, i don’t want us to turn on each other just because you screwed up so bad. ❛  you know, this whole mess that i got myself into ... maybe it was meant to be. ❛  no, no. don’t cry. don’t cry. don’t ever. ❛  i am so weak for you.

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fun. lyrics  (  album : some nights  )

❛  you have every right to be scared. ❛  tea parties and twitter, i’ve never been so bitter. ❛  i still wake up, i still see your ghost. ❛  i’m still not sure what i stand for. ❛  this is it, this is war. what are we waiting for  ? ❛  why don’t we break the rules already  ? ❛  some nights i wish that this all would end ‘cause i could use some friends for a change. ❛  some nights i’m scared you’ll forget me again. ❛  so  ...  this is it.  i sold my soul for this  ? ❛  who the fuck wants to die alone all dried up in the desert sun  ? ❛  you wouldn’t believe the dream i just had about you and me. ❛  it’s for the best you didn’t listen. it’s for the best we get our distance. ❛  give me a second, i need to get my story straight. ❛  my friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the Empire State. ❛  so, if by the time the bar closes and you feel like falling down, i’ll carry you home. ❛  let’s set the world on fire, we can burn brighter than the sun. ❛  though i’ve never been through hell like that, i’ve closed enough windows to know you can never look back. ❛  but i like to think i can cheat it all to make up for the times i’ve been cheated on. ❛  i am not the ghost you are to me. ❛  on our darkest day when we’re miles away, the sun will come and we will find our way home. ❛  it’s hard to stay inside my head when words keep pouring out. ❛  yes, i know it hurts at first but it gets better. ❛  it’s hard to keep a straight face when i just want to smile. ❛  not quite enough cigarettes to calm me down. ❛  i wanna feel with the seasons. ❛  i just wanna stay in bed and hold you like i used to. ❛  so, darling, if you love me, would you let me know  ? ❛  for once i get the feeling that i’m right where i belong. ❛  we were fools to think that nothing could go wrong. ❛  i think i kinda like it but i might have had too much. ❛  i feel so all alone. ❛  no one’s gonna fix me when i’m broke. ❛  you’re never gonna smile with the way that you’re wired. ❛  i got nothing left inside my chest but it’s all alright. ❛  i’ve given everyone i know a good reason to go. ❛  i was surprised you stuck around. ❛  now all my loves that come back to haunt me. ❛  i never claimed to be more than a one-night stand. ❛  bad ideas, but ideas nonetheless and so  ... ❛  i don’t need a new love or a new life - just a better place to die. ❛  i will die for my own sins  -  thanks a lot. ❛  we’ll rise up ourselves  -  thanks for nothing at all. ❛  why can’t you see that no one’s gonna save us  ? ❛  i just need a helping hand. ❛  i set all my regrets on fire. ❛  i can learn to live with all the stupid shit i’ve been doing since ‘99. ❛  i drink a lot, i’m not sure if that’s new. ❛  these days when i wake up from a night i forgot, i just with that it never came true. ❛  just open up your heart.

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michael jackson lyrics starters. ( from thriller )

wanna be startin’ somethin’

❛  you’re stuck in the middle and the pain is thunder.  ❜ ❛  you love to pretend that you’re good when you’re always up to no good.  ❜ ❛  lift your head up high and scream out to the world.  ❜ ❛  i know i am someone and let the truth unhurl.  ❜ ❛  no one can hurt you now because you know what’s true.  ❜ ❛  yes, i believe in me so you believe in you.  ❜

baby be mine

❛  i don’t need no dreams when i’m by your side.  ❜ ❛  we can share this ecstasy as long as we believe in love.  ❜ ❛  won’t you stay with me until the morning sun  ?  i promise you now that the dawn will be different.  ❜ ❛  we can touch the sky and light the darkest day.  ❜ ❛  only you and i can make sweet love this way.  ❜

the girl is mine

❛  i’m so proud i am the only one who is special in her heart.  ❜ ❛  i don’t understand the way you think.  ❜ ❛  sending roses and your silly dreams, really just a waste of time.  ❜ ❛  the doggone girl is mine, don’t waste your time.  ❜ ❛  i think i told you, i’m a lover not a fighter.  ❜

thriller

❛  it’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark.  ❜ ❛  you close your eyes and hope this is just imagination.  ❜ ❛  now is the time for you and i to cuddle close together.  ❜ ❛  i can thrill you more than any ghoul could ever dare try.  ❜ ❛  though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver.  ❜

beat it

❛  don’t you ever come around here. don’t wanna see your face. you better disappear.  ❜ ❛  you wanna be tough, better do what you can.  ❜ ❛  they’re out to get you, better leave while you can.  ❜ ❛  they’ll kick you, then they beat you, then they’ll tell you it’s fair.  ❜ ❛  it doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right.  ❜

billie jean

❛  she was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene.  ❜ ❛  i don’t mind but what do you mean ‘ i am the one ’  ?  ❜ ❛  be careful what you do. don’t go around breaking young girls’ hearts.  ❜ ❛  be careful what you do ‘cause the lie becomes the truth.  ❜ ❛  just remember to always think twice.  ❜

human nature

❛  get me out into the night-time. four walls won’t hold me tonight.  ❜ ❛  do you really like me to be around  ?  ❜ ❛  i like living this way. i like loving this way.  ❜ ❛  looking out across the morning, the city’s heart begins to beat.  ❜ ❛  just tell me you like me to be around.  ❜

P.Y.T. ( pretty young thing )

❛  you know, you make me feel so good inside.  ❜ ❛  where did you come from, baby  ?  oh, won’t you take me there  ?  ❜ ❛  you need some lovin’. tender love, and care.  ❜ ❛  don’t you know now is the perfect time  ?  we can dim the lights just to make it right.  ❜ ❛  i just wanna love you, you know, it’s ... i’d give you all.  ❜

the lady in my life

❛  just put your trust in my heart.  ❜ ❛  you’re every wonder in this world to me.  ❜ ❛  two hearts in a beat of ecstasy, come to me.  ❜ ❛  even when we’re old and gray, i will love you more each day.  ❜ ❛  stay with me. i want you to stay with me. i need you by my side, don’t you go nowhere.  ❜

carousel

❛  she’s from a world of popcorn and candy. i’m from a world of disappointments and confusions but i want her to be mine.  ❜ ❛  we both knew it wouldn’t work but we took our chances.  ❜ ❛  i still remember all of those faces and now all i have is memories.  ❜ ❛  two different people, in love for an instant..  ❜

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john mulaney starters. ( from various interviews & clips )

❛  it was the best time. it was an innocent time. ❛  are we doing it correctly? ❛  who am i talking about? you? ❛  my neighbour was arrested by the fbi for being a cannibal. ❛  the fbi was swarming our lobby and arrested this guy at a six am raid. ❛  no, he never said to me in the elevator  ‘ guess what : i might be a cannibal. ’ ❛  he was quiet but he was so hungry. ❛  we’ve all been there. ❛  i really want that to be a lie. ❛  florida is the costco of upsetting people. ❛  it was like comic con but alcoholic. ❛  so, i put it in the refrigerator. i took the hat and i put it in the fridge. ❛  that is an interesting way to look at it. ❛  this guy touched my car and i’m gonna nail him. ❛  the mud on the carpet? oh, that’s mine? alright. ❛  we’re a little different as people. ❛  there’s always like five of his friends that he calls ‘ the homies ’ sleeping on the floor. ❛  these are like XXXL shirt and jacket with spongebob squarepants pajama bottoms. ❛  i must be the best person you know. ❛  you’re amongst weird company. ❛  at best, prom is like a wedding. ❛  i’ve never met anyone who had a good prom. ❛  you bought a limo? ❛  i’ve been nervous for 35 years. ❛  they have a room for giraffes. ❛  no! camels, not giraffes! ❛  i’m just gonna sit here and eat popcorn. ❛  this is your day to stroke each other off! ❛  warren, warren, warren. that’s a weird name. ❛  we got high in my room. ❛  i would much rather eat potato chips on the sidewalk. ❛  i get scared at outdoor concerts. ❛  i eat the mushrooms. i eat them all and i start hallucinating, as one does. ❛  i watched a woman eat a hot dog over a garbage can and i stared at her like she was the mona lisa. ❛  why don’t you have a seat? everything’s gonna be fine. ❛  i discard people when i don’t need them. ❛  much like tantric sex, it’s the same mess at the end. ❛  give me a vial of your urin and i’ll do it. ❛  oh, look. we actually did it. ❛  the penis is triangle shaped. ❛  do not do that. because you could get hurt or worse. ❛  it’s called ‘ violins against violence. ’ ❛  but didn’t you listen to our whole philosophy thing? ❛  i know but it’s bullshit. ❛  oh, no. that was so long ago. who knows what happened in that dark tunnel. ❛  nope, there is no right way to say this. ❛  if you’re an adult male who sees no flaws in his father you are an insane person. ❛  listen to me. we’re going to win. this is going to be fantastic. ❛  is it me? ❛  i’m not mad at you about the marker. i’m not mad about the marker. ❛  if i’m mad at anyone, it’s the dog. ❛  oh, that spider is so turned on.

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yummy mummies starters. ( episodes 1 & 2 )

❛  please, don’t buy too much. you’re gonna be fat for a while. ❛  we need to get what i want. ❛  i give, i give. i love to give. it’s the best. ❛  i want what i want and that’s how it’s going to be. ❛  i read it on the internet so obviously it’s true. ❛  what do you mean by soft and mushy? ❛  watch out for the bus. i like living, okay? ❛  as much as we don’t like to judge in life, we do. ❛  i want big, over the top, something you’ve never seen before. ❛  i think you just need to stop obsessing over it. ❛  i feel like we’ve been driving forever. ❛  she’s got the same shoes on as her instagram picture. what, she doesn’t have any others? ❛  what have we walked into? ❛  this is so  ...  wrong. ❛  i love doing surprises. i love making people have fun and they don’t know what to expect. ❛  i find this quite overwhelming. ❛  i’m allergic to counter fake. ❛  isn’t it ‘counterfeit’? ❛  i have to outdo them. ❛  why do you want a couch for? who’s going to sleep? ❛  if you say one more word  ... ❛  i felt i walked out of there with more questions than answers. ❛  do you have to yell about it though? ❛  there’s no story here besides the story i create. ❛  i definitely didn’t! i’m not listening to you now. ❛  blow. in. it. NOW! ❛  i’m really excited, yet somewhat nervous as well. ❛  crap, i need to spray paint this puppy. ❛  we never wear things more than once! ❛  it’s like comparing apples and oranges, completely different.

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birdbox starters.

▸ you have to do every single thing i say or we will not make it. understand! ▸ uh  ...  asshole. i was listening to that. ▸ god, why does your voice get high when it gets excited! ▸ wow. such venom. ▸ loneliness is just incidental. it’s really about people’s inability to connect. ▸ can you move! i need you to move. ▸ too bad we’re not horses. ▸ poor us. we should go feel sorry for ourselves with lunch and a bottle of wine. ▸ go, go, go, go, go, go! ▸ i find it comforting to focus on the wrong things. ▸ you gotta let me just drive. you’re freaking me out. seriously, just let me do it. ▸ what the fuck is what! what are you looking at! ▸ what did you see! talk to me. ▸ keep your eyes down. ▸ i’m sorry. i’m so sorry. ▸ the only thing that will happen soon is we’re all gonna die soon. ▸ we are so fucking fucked. ▸ it’s end game, man. ▸ hey, hey. why don’t we sit back down! ▸ is anybody out there! can anybody hear me! hello! ▸ get down! get down! get down! ▸ okay, i know you’re scared. listen, there’s no need. ▸ that’s not a fucking speed bump! ▸ fuck that. where’s the booze! ▸ i had an interesting childhood. ▸ you’re only saying that ‘cause we’re all gonna die. ▸ well, here’s an argument : we’re not assholes. ▸ please. please, let me in. ▸ in the end, there are only two types of people. the assholes and the dead. ▸ i hope there’s more. ▸ did you hear that? ▸ you do exactly what i say or you die, do you understand me? ▸ if something happens to me, do not try and help me. forget about me and try to save yourself. ▸ we really loved meeting you. now, fuck off. ▸ it’s not a story. it’s a lie. ▸ surviving is not living. ▸ you know what i saw? at the top of the tree? ▸ i’m not leaving you. ▸ hold tight. don’t let go. we’re gonna be okay. ▸ good job. get up. stand up. ▸ it’s not real, it’s not real, it’s not real. ▸ do not take off your blindfold! ▸ i have so much i want to show you. i have so much i want you to see. ▸ we have to do it together, okay? ▸ it’s too loud! it’s too noisy! ▸ i’m going to get you some dry clothes.