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āand macklin?ā āoh, yeahā
#Not the Stepdad but the Dad that stepped up
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Getting excommunicated from the kingdom of heaven after yearning so hard for the righteous man that they drag your ass back to heavenās bisexual lobotomy lounge. But the brainwashing never takes and you just keep falling in love with the ant who called you devastatingly handsome until heaven gives up on you both
Psych is such a weird show bc in a lot of ways it's constantly asking, "can you forgive your father? even tho he could never forgive you, can you forgive him?" and the thing he could never forgive you for was not meeting his exact very specific expectations. And the answer keeps being yes you can, because not doing so is worse. You tried and it hurt more. You tried and it made you more miserable. You forgive him because he's all you have most of the time, and its somehow less complicated than whatever you have going on with your mom. You can forgive him but you can't forget, and then one day he realizes that he was wrong and there was nothing he should have taken as a slight about you, but you both just never acknowledge this paradigm shift in your relationship bc it'd be more awkward then fighting again for the millionth time. So things get better but you never say why, you never acknowledge it unless forced and somehow you forgive him more than your mom who you were never even half as mad at.
But also it's about breaking and entering into sea world and making a janitor think you killed your best friend so you can escape, it's about gaslighting your coworkers into thinking you are the dumbest man alive, it's about only closing a mystery when it's as funnt as possible and making sure everyone else around you is as baffled as possible. It's about childhood and nostalgia and growing up in the most chaotic way you can. It's about people being killed with a t-rex skull, it's about slapstick and committing to the bit and being the silliest messiest bisexual on tv in 2006-2014.
It's about a son and his father and forgiveness and somehow also they are in a circus tent trying to find out why a corpse was launched from a cannon. And also there's an extended musical episode that makes it onto my personal Spotify year after year
āWhy donāt you use aiā idk man beyond the obvious environmental and āthis machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselvesā thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid
auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"
what if you were a first overall pick that had the weight of the world on your shoulders. what if in the span of a year and a half had lost one of your best friends in a messy trade situation to your division rivals and that person scored a hat trick to eliminate you from the playoffs. what if you finally got your captain back after three years. what if you got the chance to play with your hero and best friend three times in the last year and a half on an international stage but only one led to glory. what if you finally got to play at the olympics and in the end, you were relentlessly bullied for one shot and a stoat. what if you had a generational season built on love and friendship, broke countless records, won the rocket richard and were snubbed from the hart. what if you had an incredible first two rounds of the playoffs and lost to vegas while getting a knee injury, the same injury that took out your captain and best friend.
july seems like the perfect month to forget all of the what ifs
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This is the greatest map I have ever seen. I want an interactive version where you can click on any city in the world and get a pop-up list of all the climate-equivalent cities.
so it turns out this exists and it makes a fine rabbit hole for passing the time during a conference call
OK, this is super neat and also a great tool for writersā
what if you were my idol turned best friend who everyone in the league knew i was completely gone for. and what if i drafted you first on the team i was captaining for the all star game after begging the captains going before me not to pick you. and what if absolutely nobody was surprised. what if the emcee and tate mcrae already knew who i Wanted Before Going To Bed last night and i was so crazypossessive even sports writers knew iād pulverise anyone who took you from me. and what if i told reporters after that this was my longtime dream come true. and what if you said all you wanted to do now was to make your captain happy, and told the boys that you Listen to your captain. and what if⦠after all that... you put my hoodie on and did a live interview in front of god and gary bettman.
Sid getting violent š - IIHF worlds 2026 Canada vs Czechia 26.5.2026
first time seeing the actual Boyfriend Hoodie Incident gif i feel like i just did six lines of age gap yaoi cocaine oh my god
i fear I understand him so deeply that itās scary nathan mackinnon you are so beloved by me
finally didnāt edit something depressing and heart wrenching whoās impressed? wow I love the nova scotia mafia and they are so silly goofy w each other but love each other so bad
I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 oāclock. tattoo of a cobra⦠sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things donāt exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive
[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
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They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.
this is a fucking futurama bit
Cale Makar dead wife montage for my @this-account-doesnt-exist and @sinanen because they kept on asking. hope you like it.