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Im only cumming a little when I see him gang omg

Hes so hot

Why

Hy

OH MY GID

I NEED RO LOOK LIKE HIM

THE MOMENT I TRANSISTION J AM IMMEDIATELY GONNA TRY AND DRESS UP LIKE THIS GUY

normal guy gay

Norma gay guy thoughts

I need to cover this bitch in kissss

#im normal #im nomral about him #I like him #too much #i love jigglibg them i'm sorry not sorry #aph russia #ivan braginsky #hetalia Russia #Hetalia #hetalia manga #im cumming #Feeling like p-boy len rn #IM GONNA CUMMMMMMMM

CALIFORNIA GIRLS ARE UNFORGETTABLE

DAISY DUKES BIKNIS ON TOP

SUN KISSED SKIN SO HOT TO MELT YOUR POPSICLE

OH AHH OHHH AH OHH AH OHHHH OHH

SAILOR MAN YOU'VE REALLY TURNED ME ON

NOW THAT THE TIME HAS COME LET'S COME AND GET A LONG

GIRLS LIKE ME ARE PRETTY HARD TO FIND

SOMETHING SOMETHING NEAR YOUR HIGHHHHHHNEEYY

ONCE MORE

YOU OFTEN MUMBLED WHILE IT WAS SUNNY

I FEEL SO GREAT SO IM GONNA TAKE A NAP

NOW I FINALLY REALIZED

SUCH SIMPLE WORDS LIKE THAT WERE SPECIAL

#blabbering #hetalia #aph hetalia #aph america #aph italy #aph #Yes I like hetalia now #music #dai dai dai kirai #California gurls #That one salior man trend idk the song

Why am I so sensitive

#blabbering

exploderist

guess who didn't sleep yesterday

more toxic old man yaoi for the world!!!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

exploderist

My toxic old yaoi can't be that good

#tsp fanart #The Stanley parable #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #tsp stanarrator

reverendrodputty69

Sir pastor hi uh uhhh

How did you feel when did happened.ignore the camera crew they're not here for any reason

Good lord fix your spelling and get that image away from me! I hate looking at it!

exploderist

IT WAS ONLY ONE MISTAKE I TYPE FAST UNLIKE YOUR OLD ASS!!!!!!!!

Though i wonder. I mean, Do you ever. Like. What did you feel.

can ssomeone just bleo my brains out already i can't

#blabbering

i jjust woke up from a dream and it was actually fucking crazy

There was so much that I KNOW happened but i can't remember dogshit other than the stuff that happened

So basically, me and some...idk tentacle slime dude were gonna have secret sex Or whatever . Also I was an aunt and we were living in an apartment. We both were going to do it on the stair way. Yk the metal stairways that lead all the way down to the floor. Like outside the apartment. You get what I mean??? Whatever but I suggested to go somewhere else because it seemed cramped and weird to do it on some stairs, so we agreed to just... Well we didn't really have enough time to think about it because an army of police men came with guns, helicopters, cars, tazers, guns and we had a big spotlight on us, like in the movies. A but of an overreaction since they didn't know what was happening and just. Arrested us. They handcuffed us and put us in cells. Idk what his cell looked like but my cell was like a kids room. Very kiddish. Tbh it didn't even look like a cell it just looked like a kids room, and there were books. The books had text on them, and if I were to open then changed the room completely into the opposite of the text they had on them. On the bed I had was one big, giant, sentient plushie that was keeping guard of me that I could talk to. Eventually, after talking to it it was like " Oh you're only being groomed by a slime creature? Oh okay you're free to go :3 " Along with the other guy, but we still both had hand cuffs. For some reason. Eventually wr got freed and the police were A OKAY WITH IT!!!!!

I remember that my original room in the apartment was also veu kiddish. I assume I was in a similar situation to Nurse Bendy, being used for sex and them coping by regressing. Honestly there was so much peaker lore but I forgor all of it so we just have this tad bit instead

#blabbering #dream interpretation

my dad is so strange

Like he said I can't have Spotify cus of some of the songs and then a month later he FROGETS WHY I CAN'T HAVE IT and just gives it to me

why didn't you just give it to me in the first place wtf💔 I'M GOING TO GO TO COLLEGE SOON LIKE I CAN HANDLE SLURS

#blabbering

locked my room butt naked with my ass in the air and I've tasted the sense of freedom

#blabbering

for some reason I find myself

Lost in what you think of me!

and too confused to choose who I should be.

And now you've got me thinking—

I wish I could be a girl,and that way-

You'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend.

Am I pretty enough to lie to?

#Song lyrics #blehh :3 #will wood #Spotify

person: uuh what's your favorite book

me: oh yeah its uh catch 22

person: cool can i read it

me: uh

#Catch 22 #yossarian #Major major #Jospeh heller #i love this book #I LOVE TAKING NOTES

maroondd

Sorry for the stupid question earlier I was blind

Br whatever!!!!!! Can you do commissions without any certain character, just a pretty design? If so uhhh

Idk how to do this I'm now nervous uhhh

Could you do one with really bright red, yellow and blues that feel vaguely divine with really sharp shapes?????? Is that stupid?? yes or no uhhh uh uh

Okay bye now

Ok so... Do you mind finding me some reference images of a the vague idea you have? Tysm! Sorry I don't know how to translate this into a design.

exploderist