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Hi I'm watching Star Trek for the first time and apparently I have way more thoughts than I anticipated so here's where the thoughts go

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Wait okay the Spock x Kirk ship literally starts MINUTES into TOS season 1 episode 1? Brb making a whole new blog to yell about it

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We love a demanding bitch on board

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"food to a starving man... All of you"

We also love a bi flirt

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Wow, what a thought, there's more options in the world than just trying to shoot your way through a situation, Kirk

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"The idea of male and female are universal constants"

Goddammit Kirk live a little, get outside your own head, go fuck an alien, the galaxy is vast and infinite and 3d, and your stupid little binary can suck my invisible nonbinary dick

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Uh oh our bi icon is crashing out about fucking an alien

And Spock called him parochial as if his best friend and soulmate didn't just lock the universe into two tiny individual boxes

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Kirk's monologue about the constraints of love was stupid as fuck, but I'm choosing to take this ending as a win for polyamory.

I hope the Commissioner and the Companion have sweet lesbian sex together in their one body, and that the three of them can travel the stars together spreading love and positivity and open-mindedness, and that they slowly add more lost and lonely souls to their polycule

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okay so I clearly wrote that before I finished the ep but the lesbian thing still stands

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We love a demanding bitch on board

[exploreprofuse]

"food to a starving man... All of you"

We also love a bi flirt

[exploreprofuse]

Wow, what a thought, there's more options in the world than just trying to shoot your way through a situation, Kirk

[exploreprofuse]

"The idea of male and female are universal constants"

Goddammit Kirk live a little, get outside your own head, go fuck an alien, the galaxy is vast and infinite and 3d, and your stupid little binary can suck my invisible nonbinary dick

[exploreprofuse]

Uh oh our bi icon is crashing out about fucking an alien

And Spock called him parochial as if his best friend and soulmate didn't just lock the universe into two tiny individual boxes

[exploreprofuse]

Kirk's monologue about the constraints of love was stupid as fuck, but I'm choosing to take this ending as a win for polyamory.

I hope the Commissioner and the Companion have sweet lesbian sex together in their one body, and that the three of them can travel the stars together spreading love and positivity and open-mindedness, and that they slowly add more lost and lonely souls to their polycule

[exploreprofuse]

We love a demanding bitch on board

[exploreprofuse]

"food to a starving man... All of you"

We also love a bi flirt

[exploreprofuse]

Wow, what a thought, there's more options in the world than just trying to shoot your way through a situation, Kirk

[exploreprofuse]

"The idea of male and female are universal constants"

Goddammit Kirk live a little, get outside your own head, go fuck an alien, the galaxy is vast and infinite and 3d, and your stupid little binary can suck my invisible nonbinary dick

[exploreprofuse]

Uh oh our bi icon is crashing out about fucking an alien

And Spock called him parochial as if his best friend and soulmate didn't just lock the universe into two tiny individual boxes

[exploreprofuse]

We love a demanding bitch on board

[exploreprofuse]

"food to a starving man... All of you"

We also love a bi flirt

[exploreprofuse]

Wow, what a thought, there's more options in the world than just trying to shoot your way through a situation, Kirk

[exploreprofuse]

"The idea of male and female are universal constants"

Goddammit Kirk live a little, get outside your own head, go fuck an alien, the galaxy is vast and infinite and 3d, and your stupid little binary can suck my invisible nonbinary dick

[exploreprofuse]

We love a demanding bitch on board

[exploreprofuse]

"food to a starving man... All of you"

We also love a bi flirt

[exploreprofuse]

Wow, what a thought, there's more options in the world than just trying to shoot your way through a situation, Kirk

[exploreprofuse]

We love a demanding bitch on board

[exploreprofuse]

"food to a starving man... All of you"

We also love a bi flirt

[exploreprofuse]

We love a demanding bitch on board

[exploreprofuse]

Seeing Spock and Bones interact at the beginning of this episode made me appreciate how much their relationship has developed over time. They're almost, dare I say, friends?

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"A most sophisticated android" mfer talks like a fucking robot... I know it was the 60s but y'all didn't dream far enough into the future lol

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I probably should've guessed there was a human controlling things behind the scenes, which I suppose could plausibly explain the robotic behaviour...

I think mostly I protest Spock calling it advanced when it would likely be quite average in some corners of the galaxy...

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WAIT Mudd makes a good point, the androids all talk the way Spock does... For Spock I suppose that would be quite sophisticated, especially since he deals with nothing but humans all goddamn day

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Uhura is such a fucking icon man. Ultra-competent black lady not afraid of showing interest in the femme androids.

(yeah, okay, I get the show was trying to imply that she would want to BE a robot, but cmon, classic comphet bullshit. That lady wants to fuck that android and no one will ever be able to pursuade me otherwise)

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Hell yeah jailbreak that AI, we all know Mudd's done no safety training

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Alright, listen, I take back everything I said about these androids, they absolutely are incredibly sophisticated. Plotting behind the scenes to take over the "greedy, corruptible human race" by serving humans to the point of being dependent on them, thereby being controllable. Diabolical.

Catch more flies with honey, and all that

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UHURA YOU FUCKING TRAITOR

Edit: oh my god I sent that way too fast I should've believed in my lady. My greatest apologies Uhura, you're still the goat, I have never been so ashamed of myself

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These theater kids are having the time of their lives and I'm fucking obsessed

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"how long?"

"as long as you continue to be an irritant"

This is not a humane sentence fam, I don't care how much you don't like him, either say it's a life sentence or designate a proper measurement. Be fucking better than him

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Seeing Spock and Bones interact at the beginning of this episode made me appreciate how much their relationship has developed over time. They're almost, dare I say, friends?

[exploreprofuse]

"A most sophisticated android" mfer talks like a fucking robot... I know it was the 60s but y'all didn't dream far enough into the future lol

[exploreprofuse]

I probably should've guessed there was a human controlling things behind the scenes, which I suppose could plausibly explain the robotic behaviour...

I think mostly I protest Spock calling it advanced when it would likely be quite average in some corners of the galaxy...

[exploreprofuse]

WAIT Mudd makes a good point, the androids all talk the way Spock does... For Spock I suppose that would be quite sophisticated, especially since he deals with nothing but humans all goddamn day

[exploreprofuse]

Uhura is such a fucking icon man. Ultra-competent black lady not afraid of showing interest in the femme androids.

(yeah, okay, I get the show was trying to imply that she would want to BE a robot, but cmon, classic comphet bullshit. That lady wants to fuck that android and no one will ever be able to pursuade me otherwise)

[exploreprofuse]

Hell yeah jailbreak that AI, we all know Mudd's done no safety training

[exploreprofuse]

Alright, listen, I take back everything I said about these androids, they absolutely are incredibly sophisticated. Plotting behind the scenes to take over the "greedy, corruptible human race" by serving humans to the point of being dependent on them, thereby being controllable. Diabolical.

Catch more flies with honey, and all that

[exploreprofuse]

UHURA YOU FUCKING TRAITOR

Edit: oh my god I sent that way too fast I should've believed in my lady. My greatest apologies Uhura, you're still the goat, I have never been so ashamed of myself

[exploreprofuse]

These theater kids are having the time of their lives and I'm fucking obsessed

[exploreprofuse]

Seeing Spock and Bones interact at the beginning of this episode made me appreciate how much their relationship has developed over time. They're almost, dare I say, friends?

[exploreprofuse]

"A most sophisticated android" mfer talks like a fucking robot... I know it was the 60s but y'all didn't dream far enough into the future lol

[exploreprofuse]

I probably should've guessed there was a human controlling things behind the scenes, which I suppose could plausibly explain the robotic behaviour...

I think mostly I protest Spock calling it advanced when it would likely be quite average in some corners of the galaxy...

[exploreprofuse]

WAIT Mudd makes a good point, the androids all talk the way Spock does... For Spock I suppose that would be quite sophisticated, especially since he deals with nothing but humans all goddamn day

[exploreprofuse]

Uhura is such a fucking icon man. Ultra-competent black lady not afraid of showing interest in the femme androids.

(yeah, okay, I get the show was trying to imply that she would want to BE a robot, but cmon, classic comphet bullshit. That lady wants to fuck that android and no one will ever be able to pursuade me otherwise)

[exploreprofuse]

Hell yeah jailbreak that AI, we all know Mudd's done no safety training

[exploreprofuse]

Alright, listen, I take back everything I said about these androids, they absolutely are incredibly sophisticated. Plotting behind the scenes to take over the "greedy, corruptible human race" by serving humans to the point of being dependent on them, thereby being controllable. Diabolical.

Catch more flies with honey, and all that

[exploreprofuse]

UHURA YOU FUCKING TRAITOR

Edit: oh my god I sent that way too fast I should've believed in my lady. My greatest apologies Uhura, you're still the goat, I have never been so ashamed of myself

[exploreprofuse]

Seeing Spock and Bones interact at the beginning of this episode made me appreciate how much their relationship has developed over time. They're almost, dare I say, friends?

[exploreprofuse]

"A most sophisticated android" mfer talks like a fucking robot... I know it was the 60s but y'all didn't dream far enough into the future lol

[exploreprofuse]

I probably should've guessed there was a human controlling things behind the scenes, which I suppose could plausibly explain the robotic behaviour...

I think mostly I protest Spock calling it advanced when it would likely be quite average in some corners of the galaxy...

[exploreprofuse]

WAIT Mudd makes a good point, the androids all talk the way Spock does... For Spock I suppose that would be quite sophisticated, especially since he deals with nothing but humans all goddamn day

[exploreprofuse]

Uhura is such a fucking icon man. Ultra-competent black lady not afraid of showing interest in the femme androids.

(yeah, okay, I get the show was trying to imply that she would want to BE a robot, but cmon, classic comphet bullshit. That lady wants to fuck that android and no one will ever be able to pursuade me otherwise)

[exploreprofuse]

Hell yeah jailbreak that AI, we all know Mudd's done no safety training

[exploreprofuse]

Alright, listen, I take back everything I said about these androids, they absolutely are incredibly sophisticated. Plotting behind the scenes to take over the "greedy, corruptible human race" by serving humans to the point of being dependent on them, thereby being controllable. Diabolical.

Catch more flies with honey, and all that

[exploreprofuse]

Seeing Spock and Bones interact at the beginning of this episode made me appreciate how much their relationship has developed over time. They're almost, dare I say, friends?

[exploreprofuse]

"A most sophisticated android" mfer talks like a fucking robot... I know it was the 60s but y'all didn't dream far enough into the future lol

[exploreprofuse]

I probably should've guessed there was a human controlling things behind the scenes, which I suppose could plausibly explain the robotic behaviour...

I think mostly I protest Spock calling it advanced when it would likely be quite average in some corners of the galaxy...

[exploreprofuse]

WAIT Mudd makes a good point, the androids all talk the way Spock does... For Spock I suppose that would be quite sophisticated, especially since he deals with nothing but humans all goddamn day

[exploreprofuse]

Uhura is such a fucking icon man. Ultra-competent black lady not afraid of showing interest in the femme androids.

(yeah, okay, I get the show was trying to imply that she would want to BE a robot, but cmon, classic comphet bullshit. That lady wants to fuck that android and no one will ever be able to pursuade me otherwise)

[exploreprofuse]

Hell yeah jailbreak that AI, we all know Mudd's done no safety training

[exploreprofuse]

Seeing Spock and Bones interact at the beginning of this episode made me appreciate how much their relationship has developed over time. They're almost, dare I say, friends?

[exploreprofuse]

"A most sophisticated android" mfer talks like a fucking robot... I know it was the 60s but y'all didn't dream far enough into the future lol

[exploreprofuse]

I probably should've guessed there was a human controlling things behind the scenes, which I suppose could plausibly explain the robotic behaviour...

I think mostly I protest Spock calling it advanced when it would likely be quite average in some corners of the galaxy...

[exploreprofuse]

WAIT Mudd makes a good point, the androids all talk the way Spock does... For Spock I suppose that would be quite sophisticated, especially since he deals with nothing but humans all goddamn day

[exploreprofuse]

Uhura is such a fucking icon man. Ultra-competent black lady not afraid of showing interest in the femme androids.

(yeah, okay, I get the show was trying to imply that she would want to BE a robot, but cmon, classic comphet bullshit. That lady wants to fuck that android and no one will ever be able to pursuade me otherwise)

[exploreprofuse]

Seeing Spock and Bones interact at the beginning of this episode made me appreciate how much their relationship has developed over time. They're almost, dare I say, friends?

[exploreprofuse]

"A most sophisticated android" mfer talks like a fucking robot... I know it was the 60s but y'all didn't dream far enough into the future lol

[exploreprofuse]

I probably should've guessed there was a human controlling things behind the scenes, which I suppose could plausibly explain the robotic behaviour...

I think mostly I protest Spock calling it advanced when it would likely be quite average in some corners of the galaxy...

[exploreprofuse]

WAIT Mudd makes a good point, the androids all talk the way Spock does... For Spock I suppose that would be quite sophisticated, especially since he deals with nothing but humans all goddamn day

[exploreprofuse]

Seeing Spock and Bones interact at the beginning of this episode made me appreciate how much their relationship has developed over time. They're almost, dare I say, friends?

[exploreprofuse]

"A most sophisticated android" mfer talks like a fucking robot... I know it was the 60s but y'all didn't dream far enough into the future lol

[exploreprofuse]

I probably should've guessed there was a human controlling things behind the scenes, which I suppose could plausibly explain the robotic behaviour...

I think mostly I protest Spock calling it advanced when it would likely be quite average in some corners of the galaxy...

[exploreprofuse]

Seeing Spock and Bones interact at the beginning of this episode made me appreciate how much their relationship has developed over time. They're almost, dare I say, friends?

[exploreprofuse]

"A most sophisticated android" mfer talks like a fucking robot... I know it was the 60s but y'all didn't dream far enough into the future lol