Solopo ❣️

Whining about my relationships with myself and others. Full marriage equality enthusiast, your local inbred degenerate cousin fucker (former, RIP), former emotional support side hoe, current housesitting geriatric dog caregiver. NSFW and 18+. Enjoy. M m my main.

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What if I just pretended to be dead and haunt my own house like “oooooooo I’m a spooky ghost” I think that would be fun

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I need a freak who will bite my foot so hard it leaves a mark

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I just want him to pull my clothes off and run his hands all over me and go down on me and kiss me and film it going in etc etc pretty easy requests really

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I’m gonna have to vote for joe fucking Biden

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My dead step cousin was so hot but I guess it was technically wrong for us to get drunk underage and it’s fucked up that he died before I could grow up and get over it

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A sheep, but its bleats sound like SpongeBob laughing.

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A sheep, but its bleats sound like SpongeBob laughing.

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If a bisexual robbed me and fed me lines I’d say thank you idc that shit is hot

(This is a the story so far reference)

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The look of sadness in my psychiatrists eyes when he asked if I was settling by considering marriage with this guy and I said I was just more comfortable being unhappy lmfao

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Imagine being so fucked up by your husbands affair you need to be hospitalized but then having no interest in male chastity like um i like to think for me it would be either divorce or you’re wearing this cage for a week buddy

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😁🔫

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and then I let a dad I wanted to help hurt me and then I let a dad I wanted to help hurt me let a dad I wanted to help hurt me let a dad I wanted to help hurt me

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white twinks pretending to have a piss kink for clout

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My psychiatrist shrugged when I told him I drank after “the capitol thing” (sorry, still can’t call it anything else) and at the end when I asked him if he thought things would be better in the world in a year he looked out his window before saying yes

then I told him “I think violence is probably the answer” and he did one of those screech guffaw laughs I use when a comedian has just said something outrageous but I don’t think I’ve ever heard him use that pitch

Anyway he’s up for rxing me remeron or amantadine

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I wish someone would kinkshame me to death

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If my boyfriend slept with my sister I’d say thank you idc that shit’s hot

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Hey tumblr fuck you for deleting full marriage equality

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Told someone about the blog and got a good response. Such a great resource for people who are already feeling so alone and stigmatized and they want to deplatform it. Smh