Everybody Was Jom Fru Fighting

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Lets play in the sprinkler with mama and papa

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A tip they teach you in edvonanomics: if Edgar could stand he would be the same height as Nathan so this is roughly their height difference

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Idk if anyone following me was at the atlanta concert but something funny that happened was that there was a savanna bananas game happening at the same time literally right across the street. So there were a bunch of people dressed like bananas next to people dressed like vikings. The world felt so whimsical in that moment

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more fem charles.. maybe in just their usual suit.. pretty please!!

the masses yearn for charlotte

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EDVONA BABYYYYY

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I started this blog with hopes of becoming “the explosiontooth guy” but somehow ended up being the edgar jomfru guy which is much cooler

[jinglyjangly-theclowm]

I like to hc that Edgar is fluent in ASL cos his brother Eric was actually hard of hearing so then when he meets the little teen that he gives the skin mask to he really gets attached to him (cos he got like... blasted with music?? Idk the teen is almost entirely deaf in my hc)

[tlonista]

At 60,000 words into my draft I am at the point of absurd procrastination that I have composed a silly, hastily considered full set of Metalocalypse Major Arcana assignments, enjoy.

The Fool: Toki. I've seen at least one person assign him the Star but the Fool really captures his mix of optimism and hot mess to me. The Magician: Skwisgaar. Most certain I've ever been about a tarot assignment. Could not possibly be anything else. No notes. The High Priestess: Dick Knubbler. Keeper of arcane knowledge, both symbolically as Guy with the Soundboard and literally in Army of the Doomstar. The Empress: Pickles. Grounded and nurturing, at least by Dethklok standards. The Empress is not exactly the positive-hedonism card but its associations with sensuality make it one of the more adjacent to it in the Major Arcana. The Emperor: Nathan. The "band dad" card of power and authority. The Hierophant: Charles Offdensen. The guy in charge of managing Dethklok's place in the larger social structure. (And literally a religious head in AotD.)

The Lovers: Tyr and Surfetta. I actually sort of think the Jomfru brothers fit here if you're interpreting "love" broadly, but there's no way that wouldn't get misinterpreted, so let's go with arguably the only even temporarily nice romantic partnership in the show. The Chariot: Roy Cornickelson. Less a direct victorious force than a sort of central figure to Dethklok's Earthly victory as a band. Strength: Edgar Jomfru. Mainly in the card's sense of fortitude and self-control, but does happen to be a notably physically strong guy. The Hermit: Ishnifus Meaddle. I think I just have to be literal and put the show's canonical hermetic figure here. Wheel of Fortune: Doctor Rockzo: Alas the inevitable rise and fall of man, and all that. Justice: General Crozier. Again being fairly literal here. The Hanged Man: Magnus Hammersmith. A weird one because Magnus is basically defined by the fact that he won't be freed by letting go, but the fact that his glaring, fatal flaw is his refusal to do so connects him to the card to me. Death: Murderface. A bit like Magnus, I put Murderface here because I think he's largely defined by his refusal to accept and move past the inevitability of his own failure, but AotD also gives us a symbolic death and renewal that makes this card feel particularly right. The card's isolation from the rest of the band in the deck order seems fitting as well. Temperance: John Twinkletits. Let's just ignore his past of violent obsessive excess or say that's symbolic of like, one foot being in water (madness) and one on land (sanity) in the Waite-Smith deck or something, lalalala. The Devil: Salacia. Largely self-explanatory, forces of corruption and temptation, a half-man who binds characters to his will through their own weakness, etc. etc. The Tower: Metal-Masked Assassin. I could come up with reasons but it's honestly not deeper than sometimes you gotta put the scary man on the scary card. The Star: Abigail. The "hope and positivity" angle is mainly drawn from her characterization in Doomstar Requiem, but arguably she's an inspirational force for the band as well. The Moon: Liz Bane. I'm going with the Moon as "mysterious spooky card" here because I have an unreasonable love for Liz Bane and wish I saw more of her in fanworks. The Sun: Keith (aka The Dethklok Minute Guy). Probably the assignment I'm least satisfied with; I really struggled with this one because there are just so few unqualifiedly positive characters in this show, and Keith earned it through his sheer relentless exuberance. Judgement: The Whale Prophet. A literal force of judgment for Salacia, a metaphorical force of awakening and reckoning for everyone else. The World: Those Mysterious Planets. I'm sure I could find a way to explain this if I needed to, wholeness of the band or something, I don't know. But... c'mon, they're planets, worlds, they're in the show. Just give me this one.

Happy to hear suggestions on these.

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Bloodlines mv is w goons

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Yall are ugly as hell to make a baby that looks like that

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Dont worry guys i gave her a slight glowup

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Yall are ugly as hell to make a baby that looks like that

[marju8]

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If i was brendon small i would be tossing and turning in bed every night for not making remeltensen real

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Dethsjesmlklok ahhh amonklok skile ohhh smile s e derhklok

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NOBODY IN THE AMONKLOK LINE KNOWS IM EDGAR JOMFRU’S NUMBER ONE FAN

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Why would you show up to the dethklok show fat and autistic

[5m1ling-3yes]

I don't personally headcanon Charles as a trans woman or anything, but has anyone considered it a possibility? I haven't seen it yet and I just feel like it has some potential.