Explosions in the Sky

Ariel Durant. 16. Ravenclaw. You Will Catch More Flies with Honey then with Vinegar

[marlslioness]

Serious Question Time.

[marlslioness]

Ding, ding, ding! Correct answer! Here, have a prize. [Hands her over a chocolate frog, and flashes her a grin] Oh I know, can you imagine how cute that would be?! I seriously worry about the sort’s of people who’d pick an enormous duck over a cute miniature elephant.

[explosive-ariel]

Oh a prize, thanks. I think you would have to be mad to have a elephant sized duck. Ducks can be cruel creatures with all their snapping and imagine the feathers they'd leave everywhere,  But and duck sized elephant seems so practical, like elephants are so chill, I saw one at the zoo once and it was standing their smiling.  Who wouldn't want that?

[explosive-ariel]

I need someone

[ritaknowsall]

So you want someone to fire experimental spells at you? Well, hell, I can do that. 

[explosive-ariel]

Brilliant, I figured someone would want that chance.

[explosive-ariel]

I need someone

[misshaleydakota-deactivated2014]

What kind of spells? Not dangerous ones?

[explosive-ariel]

I don't know, that's a good question. It's what I'm trying to figure out.

[marlslioness]

Serious Question Time.

Would you rather have duck sized elephant, or an elephant sized duck?

[explosive-ariel]

Oh my gosh a duck sized elephant. That would the greatest pet ever.

[explosive-ariel]

Got a date for Valentine's Day?

Nope. 

[explosive-ariel]

I need someone

[sirius-orion-black-i-deactivate]

Great, then what are we up to?

[explosive-ariel]

Wow, actual help from Sirius Black, This is exciting. Well how good are your offense spells?

[explosive-ariel]

I need someone

[misshaleydakota-deactivated2014]

What’s the experiment?

[explosive-ariel]

Spells. They shouldn't blow up. Shouldn't....

[explosive-ariel]

I need someone

[ritaknowsall]

And what exactly is the purpose of this one?

[explosive-ariel]

I changed some spells. But I need someone to throw spells at me to see if they actually work. I mean I see where this could go wrong but it sounds exciting!

[explosive-ariel]

I need someone

[ritaknowsall]

That sounds dangerous…most of your experiments end with explosions.

[explosive-ariel]

Most Miss Skeeter, most. But surprise, surprise, sometimes my experiments do work.

[explosive-ariel]

I need someone

[sirius-orion-black-i-deactivate]

Wow, that sounds so interesting, however if it’s anything that will damage my face I’m out.

[explosive-ariel]

I could never live with myself if damaged your face. I'd be forever known as the girl who ruined Sirius Black's pretty face. That's not a good thing. 

[explosive-ariel]

I need someone

to help me with an experiment. Please....

[orlov-felicia-deactivated201310]

[i-can-loveyougood]

Girls.

[i-can-loveyougood]

No, what are you implying?

And why did you come around anyway?

[explosive-ariel]

God you are an idiot. 

Whatever never mind, not like you care anyways.

[i-can-loveyougood]

Girls.

[i-can-loveyougood]

As long as it isn’t mine then I don’t care in slightest.

[explosive-ariel]

What are you implying Lovegood.

[explosive-ariel]

Woah

[i-can-loveyougood]

Girls.

[i-can-loveyougood]

Rel, are you sure you aren’t pregnant or something?

You get around a bit, don’t you?

[explosive-ariel]

Are you calling me a slag. You. Watch. Your. Mouth. 

[i-can-loveyougood]

Girls.

[i-can-loveyougood]

Shut up, Ariel, are you being hormonal again?

[explosive-ariel]

Oh Lovegood, you better watch what you say. Don't want to end up at the bottom of the lake, now do you.