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[exposingtheazers]

WELCOME to Exposing the Azers. Your #1 source for all things Ilyan royalty.

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[bingazer]

Good morning, my beautiful darling wife, the love of my life, my entire world. How did you sleep? There is something I have to… tell you.

Good morning, angel. It’s way too early for this. What is it?

[malakai-azer]

Actually… Maybe we can sleep for a while longer. It’s early and you’re so cozy here. Just don’t go to the kitchen anytime soon.

[bingazer]

What? Why not? You can’t just not tell me now.

[malakai-azer]

It’s okay, you said it was too early. I agree, it’s way too early. I think I’ll sleep some more.

[bingazer]

Hey. What I said was an invitation to carry me out of bed, obviously.

[malakai-azer]

The bed is more cozy, isn’t it? I can hold you here, darling.

[bingazer]

Malakai.

[malakai-azer]

You’re so beautiful when you scold me. I can still carry you, just… somewhere else.

[bingazer]

Why?

[malakai-azer]

Um. About that.

[bingazer]

Yes? Love, you can’t just wake me up for this and say nothing.

[malakai-azer]

What if I said I woke you up for a morning kiss instead?

[bingazer]

I’ll take it, of course. But you said you have to tell me something so…

[malakai-azer]

It can wait for a moment.

[bingazer]

You made it sound important and I’m curious.

[malakai-azer]

Well… I was going to surprise you with breakfast in bed.

[bingazer]

Really? Baby, that’s so sweet of you, thank you. Do you need help setting everything up?

[malakai-azer]

No, that’s not it. The emphasis is on ”was going to”.

[exposingtheazers]

YOURE PREGNANT ARENT YOU???

[exposingtheazers]

Rumour has it, the Azers' latest harrasser is a little crazy after receiving a hit to the head via a shelf

[exposingtheazers]

Breaking News!

@kitt-azer is confirmed to be a duck! See below our 100% unedited photographic evidence!

[kitt-azer]

This is clearly edited, that is not what my original post says.

[exposingtheazers]

Yeah because you edited it to make us look worse duh

[exposingtheazers]

Breaking News!

@kitt-azer is confirmed to be a duck! See below our 100% unedited photographic evidence!

[exposingtheazers]

Breaking news @malakai-azer 's baby bunnies are reportedly due on the twenty fourth of November!

[malakai-azer]

so it is true!!!

This is the one time I’ll admit that you’re right.

[his-littlefox]

OMGGG KAI TINIER THAN BING CONFIRMED!!!

@exposingtheazers you better post this 😈💕💕

[exposingtheazers]

Technically he's tinier than that particular strap-on, we can't deny at this time the possibility Bingus owns multiple in other sizes.

[exposingtheazers]

BREAKING NEWS!

One of our insiders has managed to steal us one of @malakai-azer pictures! Look at this darling baby... Uhm... I don't know what the gender is from this photo. Leave your speculations in the comments below?

Also thank you Bing Bingus Binguses Azer for making Male Pregnancy possible. 🙏

[malakai-azer]

“A hospital” Seems legit.

[exposingtheazers]

You have it here, folks, Malakai Azer confirming the legitimacy of the ultrasound photos and the existence of his pregnancy by association!

[his-littlefox]

@malakai-azer omgggg you’re gonna birth a bunnyyyy??? 🥹💕💕 i wanna be a bunny aunt!!

[malakai-azer]

Even IF I were to become a parent, you’d be going nowhere near that child.

[his-littlefox]

but i’ll be such a good bunny aunt!! 😭😭

@exposingtheazers look kai doesn’t want me to play with his bunny baby that he’s birthing in his bathtub :(

[exposingtheazers]

I mean with your track record, I wouldn't let you either. We're still not over the rat.

[exposingtheazers]

With the Enforcer's "alleged" pregnancy, what should Ilya expect?

With rabbits having a gestation period of only 30 days we can expect that @malakai-azer will be giving birth soon. This means that he'll likely be exhibiting nesting behaviors soon, as rabbits do before they give birth so they have a suitable spot for their babies.

Rabbits can have litters of up to 15 and while I doubt Kai can achieve that, I'm sure Bing... Tried. Very hard. So he'll probably be out of commission for his Enforcer duties whenever he does give birth.

Anyways I personally bet on there being three! Put your guesses on litter size in the comment section below! Or something like that.

[exposingtheazers]

BREAKING NEWS!

One of our insiders has managed to steal us one of @malakai-azer pictures! Look at this darling baby... Uhm... I don't know what the gender is from this photo. Leave your speculations in the comments below?

Also thank you Bing Bingus Binguses Azer for making Male Pregnancy possible. 🙏

[malakai-azer]

“A hospital” Seems legit.

[exposingtheazers]

You have it here, folks, Malakai Azer confirming the legitimacy of the ultrasound photos and the existence of his pregnancy by association!

[malakai-azer]

That was sarcasm.

[exposingtheazers]

Uh huh. And my middle name is Josephine. Cut the act out, we know you're pregnant.

[exposingtheazers]

BREAKING NEWS!

One of our insiders has managed to steal us one of @malakai-azer pictures! Look at this darling baby... Uhm... I don't know what the gender is from this photo. Leave your speculations in the comments below?

Also thank you Bing Bingus Binguses Azer for making Male Pregnancy possible. 🙏

[malakai-azer]

“A hospital” Seems legit.

[exposingtheazers]

You have it here, folks, Malakai Azer confirming the legitimacy of the ultrasound photos and the existence of his pregnancy by association!

[exposingtheazers]

BREAKING NEWS!

One of our insiders has managed to steal us one of @malakai-azer pictures! Look at this darling baby... Uhm... I don't know what the gender is from this photo. Leave your speculations in the comments below?

Also thank you Bing Bingus Binguses Azer for making Male Pregnancy possible. 🙏

[exposingtheazers]

OMGGG THE PERFECT BLOG 😋💕💕

Thank you.

[exposingtheazers]

BREAKING NEWS. 🗞️

Sources speculate that the Queen of Ilya @clydeazer could be working on a potion that could make male pregnancy possible. What could this mean for the future of Ilya? We have our theories, stay tuned to find out!

[exposingtheazers]

🚨 @malakai-azer & @kitt-azer stun in new photos!

[kitt-azer]

Where am I in these photos?

[malakai-azer]

I can see you very clearly. I’m having trouble finding where I am though.

[kitt-azer]

Where am I? I can see you, but not myself.

[exposingtheazers]

you guys need glasses smh

[kitt-azer]

What? You got Kai correct, but I am not the duck.

[exposingtheazers]

you are

[exposingtheazers]

🚨 @malakai-azer & @kitt-azer stun in new photos!

[kitt-azer]

Where am I in these photos?

[malakai-azer]

I can see you very clearly. I’m having trouble finding where I am though.

[kitt-azer]

Where am I? I can see you, but not myself.

[exposingtheazers]

you guys need glasses smh

[exposingtheazers]

🚨 @malakai-azer & @kitt-azer stun in new photos!

[kitt-azer]

Where am I in these photos?

[exposingtheazers]

on the left. obviously???