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hello , my name is alexis rose , represented by alexis rose talent . i have chosen to perform the title track off of my critically reviewed , limited reality series , “ a little bit alexis ” . feel free to sing along if you know the words . / indie and selective alexis rose from cbc’s schitt’s creek , adored by cae .

#schitts creek rp #tv rp #indie rp #sitcom rp #oh god this is so half assed !!!!!!

I’M SORRY I’LL BE BACK HERE SOON

#WENDY HAS JUST BEEN TAKING UP MY FULL ATTENTION

I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN ALEXIS I PROMISE

#ooc /#i've just been busy remaking my other blog !!

did people really think sch.itt’s creek took place in the states

#this is so unbelievable to me like it is So Clearly Canada #CURLING IS MENTIONED TOO MANY TIMES FOR IT NOT TO BE CANADA #ooc /

about to watch 6x08 the way it’s meant to be seen . . . drunk and crying ✌️ 😔

#ooc /#alcohol /

my schitt’s creek rewatch was all fun and games until i realized i’m only a couple episodes away from alexis and ted breaking up

#6x08 is no longer canon by my declaration #i Hate this show :((((

i would simply die for alexis teaching moira how to use social media

#ooc /

noschitts

#this is the funniest show in the damn world

shinedied·:

“ might not be the worst thing, ” dan said, noting her tone. “ kids copy what they see in their elders. ”

alexis , @exsocialite···· – p.

“ okay , well , what do you do if you don’t want to copy your elders ? because my dad thinks that knock - knock jokes are good icebreakers , and i really don’t want to be like that . ”

#shinedied #<3 <3 <3

“ that’s hot . ” / @differentkinds ( sc )

#differentkinds #i present to u ............ paris hilton's most iconic line

cutfoot·:

‘ i’m sorry that i’m … what’s the child - appropriate slang here, to get through to you? harshing your vibe? ruining your … ruining your mellow time, or something? ’ his eye roll is legendy, exhausted : the picture of bitterness.

“ okay , one , no one says ‘ mellow time ’ . except , um , stoners probably . i don’t know . and two , it’s really not a big deal . like , seriously , why are you so worked up about this ? because you’re gonna give yourself frown lines , and trust me , that look is not gonna do you any favours . ”

#cutfoot #alexis voice: chill ❤️#drug mention /

wantslife·:

he’s bored beyond compare already. adam’s more of a fish guy, anyways. ‘i was getting more at — breed an’ shit, but thanks for the tip there.’ oh no, not the birkin! how dare a stupid dog not know better than to devour whatever’s put in front of them?! ‘i guess that’s part of why they say the worst models to work with are animals and kids, huh? maybe you’d have better luck with a toddler in a purse, next time.’

“ okay , so some puppies aren’t cute all of sudden ? ” eyes squint and brows pinch , chin tilted upwards . “ they’re tiny dogs with little itty bitty faces . that’s , like , inherently cute . ” what a weird guy . “ why would anyone model with a toddler in a purse ? it was j-14 , not today’s parent . look , ugh , you’re totally missing the point . ”

#wantslife #this is So Funny i'm SDFGHJKLKJHGFD

my favourite part of schitt’s creek is johnny rose’s state of constant exasperation every time his children open their mouths

#best tv dad