InmortalResurrection

¿Exsuicida? - Inmortal. Game Over.

[masculinityissofragile]

[jjsupremacy-deactivated20230913]

Nobody said ‪#‎AllLivesMatter‬ until we said ‪#‎BlackLivesMatter‬ Nobody said ‪#‎HeterosexualPrideDay‬ until we had ‪#‎GayPride‬ Nobody wants ‪#‎WhiteHistoryMonth‬ until its ‪#‎BlackHistoryMonth‬ Nobody mentions ‪#‎MensRights‬ until we talk about ‪#‎Feminism‬

This shows me that you don’t actually care about these things, you just want all the “minorities” to shut up so the status quo never changes.

[goneonline-deactivated20170919]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

how and where can i return myself

[heartbreakhur]

:)

[pinkriver69-deactivated20181225]

[that-stupid-tardis-sound-deacti]

words i use in every sentence:

no

stop

dude

literally

like

seriously

fuck

[the-amity-affucktion]

That’s a sentence right there

[unfortunatelyonlyhuman-deactiva]

Forwards and backwards

[gaeans]

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

[hipster-trichster]

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

[thatdisasterauthor]

Super quick doodle comic done over breakfast about my feelings on the current state of things.

[lewis1993]

[noheroesjustvillains-deactivate]

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

Supervisor: Why?

Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

Supervisor: (silence)

Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

HILARIOUS EVERY TIME

[soulbrotherv2]

Okay, this has nothing whatsoever to do with the theme of my blog, as if my blog really has a theme, but this is just too hilarious not to reblog.

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

LMFAOOOO

[sweetielouis]

[los-york-new-angeles]

UNMUTE PLEASE

[sin-city-daddy]

[amberrosedaily]

[conyshiwa]

[outwiththeoldshit-deactivated20]

Don’t Be That Guy.

[caitlinhill]

Great campaign! Great point!

[cliffordpanties-blog]

signal boosting the shit out of this

[ani-oppa-san]

you can never NOT reblog this

[nevillles]

[unevaluated]

me: *about to cry*

friend: are u ok?

me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!

[extasisdeinsomne]

me: *takes a deep breath*

me: i lo-

anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love your gf, we know, you love your gf so much, she's the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love your gf, we KNOW, you love your gf you fucking love your gf ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE YOUR GF. WE GET IT.