Prince Jellyfish

fart haha

[male--wife]

there are five other men. i do not recall their names. they are important somehow.

[bisclavaret]

shh let him speak

[duxduxdux]

Do Vulcans Dream of Logical Sheep?

Scotty: Captain I ran those diagnostics on the ships computer and-

Kirk: sshh sshh sshh

Kirk: Mr. Spock<3 just got back from a difficult mission. He’s so tuckered out, he fell asleep at his console!

Scotty: Ay! That is precious sir!

Kirk: listen Scotty! He’s talking in his sleep!

Scotty: I wonder what he’s dreamin of sir

Spock: zzzzz *snort* ILLOGICAL… zzzz

Kirk: ha ha! Sounds like he’s chewing somebody out. Get em Mr. Spock<3!

Scotty: ha ha, ay. Good ol Mr. Spock. I wonder to which poor numpty he’s given the business.

Spock: zzz Jim zzz NO zzz VERY zzz illogicall… zzz

Scotty: oh.

Scotty: ay, tough break laddie.

Kirk: WAKE UP MR. SPOCK<3!

——

Bragging rights to whoever can come up with the best idea for what Spock is dreaming.

[oddthesungod]

I participated on the T'hy'la Big Bang and had the opportunity to illustrate for two fics! This is for the first one, A Cat in a Bag! 🥳

[celestialmega]

Chainsaw Man, チェンソーマン, Chensō Man by Tatsuki Fujimoto.

[unclefather]

[night-shift-sister]

[iamoutofideas]

*cocks penis* *shoots cum* *reloads balls*

[guerrillatech]

[ewaneneollav]

“Why the fuck the little scroll bar has these little horizontal lines?!” OK, i will tell you … this is to mimic little raised ridges the ridges would provide friction with a finger, if it was a physical slider … this intuitively tells you that the strange object is to be slid like a slider … this is known as … “Skeuomorphic design”! Thanks for listening. have a safe drive home everyone [turns off the projector & leaves out the back door] [gets in my car & puts the key in the ignition] [turns key & my car explodes due to a car bomb, i die]

[ichibrose]

[haradandme]

[gamergirlsex-deactivated2025012]

call me SOUP the way girls wanna spoon and eat me

[bigprettycockgf]

call me SOUP the way girls enjoy putting their penis in me

[iamoutofideas]

who's putting their penis in soup?

[bunniope]

literally everyone. freak

[hellbabyfromhell]

now see THIS is what i need….not a spirit halloween satin one. ive been googling “professional jester hat” and “professional clown clothes” for like three days

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i hate disney even more than i hate my filthy grotesque cock

[log6]

Imagine dying of Ebola because your T cells and white blood cells were busy having anal sex in an epithelial alleyway

[oldbaton]

*returning to whence I came* wheeeeeeee :)

[relelvance]

Okay womens day is over everyone post yaoi

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]