The Great And Powerful Cher

Max. He/Him. Brooklyn based Texan. Theatre/Metal/Punk/Pop/Art/Fashion/Vinyl/Film/Fitness/Video Games. Especially Zelda and Kingdom Hearts. Lotsa dudes. Expect to hear a lot about Carol Channing. No minors.

[oldbaton]

Rainy days are good for arms and chest at the gym! (And then sleeping for the rest of the day)

[oldbaton]

I used to just post full pole on here dang

[oldbaton]

Someone on Grindr cold messaged me “not my type” and then blocked me. Speechless. What

[iheartmolly]

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[stupidestasshole]

Please stop using bugs to control reality

you are evil because you are weak

[notvoid]

[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[nudityandnerdery]

[southfarthing]

[oldbaton]

none of the puppets aged a bit what is their skincare routine

[oldbaton]

omg the small ways they updated the set. and also christmas eve out of the kimono! amazing! the little rocket ship?!!?

[oldbaton]

"grab your dick and double click" is still a god tier lyric

[shegs]

I FOUMDH IT

[princess-anri]

Regular Couple

[pawhold-deactivated20180415]

this ended homophobia

[nikoni]

happy pride month

[oldbaton]

She has legs now btw

[oldbaton]

I would never be able to stand next to Lucy T. Slut I would feel so ugly next to her. She’s literally mogging her friend

[oldbaton]

When I take people around nyc who don’t know about it when I’m explaining Manhattan neighborhoods the only way I can explain alphabet city is “that’s where rent happens” and they immediately understand the vibe

[oldbaton]

When avenue q was running in multiple places it was really hard for the puppets because they’re real and because they’re real they can’t be in two places at once and they had to fly back and forth between New York and London every night

[oldbaton]

I think karma is giving me payback for my forced year and a half off from the gym bc I’ve never had gains this quick in my life

[oldbaton]

Honestly yall gotta see this I’ve been back 1.5 months and this is the best my arms have ever looked