Just A Small Girl in Space

Maddie. 19. U.S. 

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if i get famous n one of yall bring up somethin i said in 2010 just know im beatin ya ass

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bisexual girls with boyfriends are just as sapphic as bisexual girls with girlfriends.

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PornHub employees are the only people in the world who would rush to the porn tab when their boss walks by

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When ur sad so ur impulsive ass wants to buy stuff but nothing seems interesting enough to buy bc ur sad and nothing matters and we’re all gonna die

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So, your queer history lesson for the day:

Everyone’s heard that pirate’s call each other “matey”. What you probably haven’t heard is that the word matey comes from “matelote”.

In the Caribbean this word was used between buccaneers to signify a life partner. Matelotes could inherit from each other, shared space, fought together, could speak for each other when one was incapacitated or absent, and more often than not the relationship was romantic and sexual.

That’s right folks. Pirates had a term for their gay life partners.

In light of this, I present to you a new alternative for significant other and partner. Bring back matelote.

(You can learn more about the practice of matelotage in: The Origins and Role of Same-Sex Relations in Human Societies by James Niell)

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Arrr! Matelotage was such a great idea!

In an age when the English Navy ran on “rum, sodomy and the lash,” (as noted in many writings of the time), homosexual relationships were punishable by death.

The result here was that in the English Navy, relationships went underground. Very often, they became forced, often between a superior and a subordinate. When English crews went on the account, becoming pirates, they looked for a way to legitimize relationships of honest affection. Matelotage [French; meaning ‘seamanship’] , now used as an English word, became a term for a legal marriage between two men. […] In pirate society (and only pirate society) two men could “marry.” They would exchange gold rings, and pledge eternal union. After this, they were expected to share everything.  Plunder and living spaces were obvious, but couples in matelotage were also known to share other property, and even women. If one of the partners was killed in action, pirate captains were careful to make sure that the surviving member received both shares of plunder, as well as any appropriate death benefits. Simply put, homosexual relationships had been kept under wraps by people in fear for their lives because of draconian laws. Among sailors who had practiced this form of release themselves, it lost its sense of being alien, and so became accepted and legitimized as soon as they (by turning pirate) gained the right to make their own laws. {X}

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Another excellent addition!

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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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#i’d illegally download you all

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magical sailor moon wands

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So I was talking to a boy today and called him “dude” and he goes, “Hey, I’m not your dude. I want to go by bro.” And the very first thing that popped into my head was ‘wow, he has preferred bronouns’.

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GUYS LOOK AT THIS FLORIDA ORANGE JUICE GROWERS JUST PAID MARVEL TO CREATE A SUPER HERO FOR THEM HERE HE IS FOLKS

YES HE GOES BY CAPTAIN CITRUS, BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW HIS TRUE IDENTITY THE REAL FLORIDA MAN.

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HEADLINE: FLORIDA MAN PUNCHES THE SHIT OUT OF VILLAINY

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FLORIDA MAN COMIN AT YA WITH A GLASS PATIO TABLE TOP WATCH OUT