Jess' Mess

@double-jesspresso

Jess | 26 | ORANGE Fine art Grad. Creator of art and mess (in nearly equal quantities...) Emo (fav bands: My Chemical Romance, Creeper, Pierce the Veil, Fall Out Boy, Ghost) (I also love Chappell Roan) . Autistic lover of fantasy/sci fi fiction & crafts (mainly embroidery/jewellery making) LOTR Sideblog @mae-it-be-an-evening-dhros, MCR sideblog @mama-we-all-go-to-therapy. Locked Tomb sideblog @kiriona-gayer. I LOVE BIRDS. 🦃🐔🐓🐣🐤🐥🐦🐧🕊️🦅🦆🦢🦉🦤🦩🦜🦚

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windwenn

Mister Spock more like. Gay yearning. Am I right. Am I right.

hometoursandotherstuff

Too bad they don't really make this. They're so cute.

importantcatpics

blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

sonandheirofnothinginparticular

maybe-someday-eventually

dogpuppy

madcaker

riverselkiesing

rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

lovely-v

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

lovely-v

It’s like. When I was told to “just be yourself” as a kid I thought it was a passive thing. Like oh easy I just have to sit here and be myself. but the reason so many people think that “being yourself” is bullshit advice is because you actually have to make active choices to do this and it WILL make your life way more fun. You have to wear t-shirts of bands that were popular ten years ago because you like them. You have to do your hair in a way that you find cute or comfortable even if it’s “so nineties”. If your friend says a food you enjoy is gross to them, you can’t be afraid to admit you casually disagree. You have to do hobbies that you’re interested in even if you’re bad at them and you cant feel like you have to get good at something before you tell people it’s an activity you do. You have to read manga and comic books in public and get piercings your relatives think are unattractive. You don’t have to tell people you dislike that you dislike them, but you don’t have to give them your time and attention either. You have to rewatch that kids show you’re nostalgic for even if you’re in your 30s. You have to change your name if you hate it, even if only a few close friends can know. You have to get fun girly drinks at the bar. You have to order hot chocolate when you don’t like coffee and black coffee when you don’t like sweet things. I am still bad at practicing this but it is the only way to make it all tolerable.

lilapetrichorwinteryrogue

why would you do this to me

rionsanura

don't worry, they do this to him also

djbodyhorror

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

theconcealedweapon

lynati

I'm reminded of that one post where a guy said put a sparkly pink unicorn sticker on the best forklift in the warehouse, and confirmed that it is indeed always available for him to use now.

desasterdan

Oh. My. Fucking. God. This is 100% true.

I was employed at a workshop and somehow, every time I needed it, the 5.0 allen wrench was missing from its dedicated places. That was why I ordered a set of allen wrenches just for myself. And since I'm a horrible queer and also a huge fan of color coding I ordered the rainbow allen wrench set. Nobody ever touched it, not a single one went missing. Ever. You couldn't find my colleagues dead with them in their hands. One time someone even refused to use them after looking for his set and finding it missing.

Seriously, there's nobody as insecure as a middle-aged man working in maintenance.

delta-hexagon

when i worked as a quality control inspector in a sheet metal factory, my favourite department to visit was welding. every other department would thieve palette jacks and hardhats like no ones business, but no one ever stole from welding. why? because they had painted their gear pastel pink and decorated it all with sparkly unicorn stickers and it was WONDERFUL

seeing old gruff men with zero qualms about wearing a sparkly pink hardhat was the best part of that job and i loved hanging out with them. they hacked the workplace and every other department avoided their pink tools like the plague

hollow-toy

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter