Heathers: The Musical Sentence Starters (Act 2)
**SOME OF THESE AREN'T EXACT QUOTES FOR THE SAKE OF THEM WORKING FOR MOST PEOPLE**:
"There has been a lack of girls climbing in my bedroom window lately"
"My teenage angst bull shit has a body count"
"That was one hell of a fishing trip"
"What is that smell in the air? Is that tolerance?"
"You don't have to be so smug about it"
"This ends right here, right now. Or I'll break up with you."
"Fine. We're damaged. But that does not make us wise"
"Let's be normal, see bad movies. Sneak a beer and watch TV"
"Don't you want a life with me?"
"And you're right, it really blows"
"Don't stop looking in my eyes"
"if you could let me in, I could be good with you"
"So what's it gonna be? I wanna be with you tonight"
"You're love is too good to lose"
"'And they lived happily ever after' You really believe that? You think it's all goes back to normal?"
"You know exactly what he is, and you love it."
"I think they were murdered."
"Well fuck me genitally with a chainsaw"
"Nancy Drew is on to you."
"It looks like she's going to lady prison"
"This is a pretty wild theory..."
"My heart knows the truth!"
"He didn't write that love note. I did."
"The whole school was in on the joke."
"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"
"It might be a bad time to say I faked it every time"
"The last guy I slept with killed himself because he was gay for the linebacker.."
"Well who made her captain"
"You don't deserve to wear our school colors"
"You said you would protect her!"
"Stupid child proof caps!!"
"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
"If you were happy every single day of your life, you wouldn't be human. You'd be a game show host."
"Why are you carrying a gun?"
"Where did you get these pictures?"
".....And then he woke up"
"He was mine until we his first grade"
"Certain boys are for kindergarten, certain girls are meant to be alone."
"Why are you pulling my dick? It was your boyfriends idea."
"Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably"
"You've earned that red shrunchie"
"I'll scream and my parents will call the police."
"Come out and get dressed. you're my date to the pep rally!"
"It's guaranteed they won't see their senior prom"
"I was meant to be yours. We were meant to be one"
"you were all I could trust"
"I'm sorry for being a horrible person"
"No one here deserves to die, except for me and the monster I created"
"One more dance and than fair well"
"Got no time to talk, I'm a dead girl walkin'"
"I'd hardly call this a bomb"
"I wish your mom had been a little stronger, I wish she'd stayed around a little longer."
"I wish you'd come with me"
"The irony of this is that I never got to write my own suicide note."
"I respectfully disagree"
"But you aren't beyond repair."
"You beat me fair and square"
"Hope you miss me, I wish you'd kiss me, then you know I worship you."
"Brand new sheriff come to town"
"My date for the pep rally kinda blew...me off"
"Are there any happy endings?"
"High school may not ever end"
"One day we'll change the world, but let kick back tonight"
"Let take off our clothes and dance"
"Maybe we won't grow old and then we'll never die"
"We'll make it beautiful"
