âI saw your browser history.â
âDo you even know what youâre doing?â
âWeâve already tried this.â
âYou donât even know what youâre doing.â
âBeyonce isnât that great.â
âHow many times do I have to tell you?â
âYou have five secondsâŠâ
âI donât even know who you are.â
âDidnât your parents ever tell you that?â
âIs this where you live?â
â⊠Why are your hands down your pants?â
âYouâre late on child support.â
âYou never go ass to mouth.â
âOne ring to rule them allâŠâ
âHe doesnât even go here!â
âDid you just take that?â
âItâs your turn to do the dishes.â
âWere you going through my computer?!â
âYou need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback.â
âI know youâre having an affair.â
âVoldemort isnât dead.â
âLet me see your phone.â
âI canât believe itâs over.â
âHow high are you right now?â
âI was with someone.â
âItâs not necessary to replace you, youâre not missed.â
âWhy do you think we never worked out?â
âYouâre the most ridiculous person I know.â
âIâm having an affair.â
âToo little too late.â
âSnoop Dog just came into the diner.â
âYou said we could get a puppy.â
âI need to move out.â
âYou ordered a moon bounce?â
âDonât you want me?â
âMeeting your mother changed my life.â
âJanitorâs closet NOW.â
âDo you want to get a drink sometime?â
âYour resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach.â
âI was on an episode of Cops once.â
âWeâre alone out here, you know?â
âWhy did you invite me to your wedding?â
âYou always do this!â
âYouâre the master of excuses.â
âDid you hire a stripper?â
âI just got out of jail.â
âIt was you all along?â
âI know you donât want to be with me anymore.â
âWere you ever happy?â
âYouâve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning.â
âThereâs plenty of fish in the sea.â
âI canât believe itâs you.â
âWeâre getting evicted.â
âI know who you are.â
âI wrote you a letter⊠Every single day.â
âTheyâre going to kill me.â
âYou had sex with a serial killer.â
âI didnât love you anyways.â
âThat was the worst day ever.â
âThat was the best day ever.â
âIs this your first date?â
âIâve never been kissed before.â
âI canât see you anymore.â
âWhatâre you here for?â
âItâs always been you.â
âIf this were a movieâŠâ
âStick a sock in it.â
âYouâre better off without me.â
âIâm better off without you.â
âYouâre like a freaking Taylor Swift song.â
âThatâs the worst advice Iâve ever heard.â
âWho ARE you anymore?â
âCan I get a refill?â
âWell you donât see that everyday.â