Outsider

...I guess I'm not a real person...

[disneyfeverdaily]

[aydanadhira]

Far away, long ago. Glowing dim as an ember.  Things my heart, used to know, things it used to remember. And a song someone sings.. Once upon a December

[sticksandsharks]

Ailsie, Messenger of the Machine

[staticevent]

dry.

[830890]

[830890]

[830890]

[writing-prompt-s]

Aliens have invaded and are taking over. Their technology, intelligence, and power is unstoppable. They just didnt plan on one thing: The old gods returning.

[supernatural-pants]

Aliens *speaking to each other*

Zues *shows up*

Aliens *confused*

Zues “ima put my dick in it”

All the other gods.

“NO”!

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

This is disrespectful.

[ki-adi-money]

That is exactly what Zeus would do.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

He would not.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

he totally would though.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

He doesn’t sleep with foreign creatures. He only goes to bed (and rapes), human mortals and deities.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

he fucked a snake. if he finds it attractive, he WILL fuck it. if these aliens are a form of sentient and intelligent life and he takes a fancy to one of them, he’s gonna fuck it. and he’s gone after nature spirits as well.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

He’s not some sex crazed god as modern people paint him out to be. He isn’t a good guy, but he also isn’t as sad and desperate as to rape an Alien. Such clas are extremely disrespectful to him and his followers. You can’t just joke around with people’s religions figures like that, even if this post had no malicious intent.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

Considering most myths with him have him raping whomever he pleases… he may not be defined by sex, but he has major problems with leaving whatever catches his eye alone. This is assuming an alien doesn’t catch his eye which isn’t guaranteed, considering he has gone after non-humans, and as I said he wasn’t above fucking a snake. And the post is literally harmless.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

It’s still a disrespectful claim. It’s looked down upon to speak poorly of the gods and make such claims, regardless of if it’s a joke.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

It’s true though. It’s not a good thing to sweep things like Zeus has a huge issue with leaving the ones whom he takes interest in alone, EVEN IF HE CAN’T TECHNICALLY HAVE THEM. He has literally raped weirder things than an alien, if its offensive to claim that it’s not out of character for him to pursue an alien he finds attractive then well, my friend, there’s a LOT of Greek myths that you should start labeling as “disrespectful”.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

The truth isn’t disrespectful. Assuming something of him is disrespectful. He has not fornicated with an alien or made claim that he ever would do such a thing with an extraterrestrial being. That’s where the disrespect comes in. It’s like saying someone prone to sleeping around “would fuck anything breathing”, it’s still respectful even if it’s just a joke or exaggeration. You just don’t talk about people like that, especially not a deity. You’re joking about a religious being, not an every day person.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

yeah, exactly. He’s a deity, not a person. He doesn’t have feelings to hurt. The fact still stands that he’s done so much worse than fuck an alien and he can’t make a claim that he wouldn’t fuck an alien because they technically don’t exist in the traditional sense in Greek mythology. He’s not comparable to a real person, like, at all. We’re not talking behind someone’s back, here. 

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

You’re being completely insensitive so let’s just leave it here: You have your opinion and I have mine.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

No, you’re taking an innocent joke and blowing it way out of proportion, also treating a deity from myth like he’s a person with feelings to be hurt. He’s not. Also making the assumption he wouldn’t fuck an alien… and claiming the assumption he would as disrespectful… when the actual stuff is worse than the claim. It doesn’t make sense.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

You have your opinion and I have mine.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

Then don’t comment on a harmless joke which doesn’t insult his followers in any way and claim it’s disrespectful when it’s really not.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

I have my opinion and you have yours. We both have the right to voice said opinions.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

Okay, then I will take this opportunity to voice another: You took this way too seriously on behalf of a hypothetical scenario of whether or not a god would screw an alien.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

Because I have my own opinions and I have the right to voice them, just as you do.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

That still doesn’t really answer anything, because from the way you refer to the followers of the gods implies you are not one of them yet you acted as if you had personal investment in this. 

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

I am a follower, but I’ll leave this here. We have differing opinions. This discussion won’t change such opposing opinions. Both of us are entitled to our opinions and both are valid. Have a nice night/day.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

That’s why I changed to asking at the end, because the debate we had didn’t really clear up anything in that regard.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

You have your opinion. I have my own opinion. Let’s leave it at that.

[firestormneos]

Why should we “leave it at that”? You’re the one getting huffy that someone dared mock a fictional rapist.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

Don’t call deities fictional.

[firestormneos]

I will call Zeus fictional because I am confident that the only people alive today that observe ancient greek religion as real would either be capable of not taking offense to my calling Zeus fictional, or are delusional enough to the point where being considerate of their religious views would be unhealthy.

But sure, continue to dance around the fact of Zeus being a rapist in the mythology/religion he exists within. Real good look, stanning for a rapist, fictional or otherwise. 🙄🖕

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

God raped the Virgin Mary so say something about that instead of disrespecting a beautiful religion that has nothing to do with you. Being respectful isn’t hard.

[firestormneos]

I respect human beings, not idolized rapists like Jehovah and Zeus.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

Then you do that and don't comment on other people's religions, please and thank you. Respect all religions.

[writing-prompt-s]

Aliens have invaded and are taking over. Their technology, intelligence, and power is unstoppable. They just didnt plan on one thing: The old gods returning.

[supernatural-pants]

Aliens *speaking to each other*

Zues *shows up*

Aliens *confused*

Zues “ima put my dick in it”

All the other gods.

“NO”!

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

This is disrespectful.

[ki-adi-money]

That is exactly what Zeus would do.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

He would not.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

he totally would though.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

He doesn’t sleep with foreign creatures. He only goes to bed (and rapes), human mortals and deities.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

he fucked a snake. if he finds it attractive, he WILL fuck it. if these aliens are a form of sentient and intelligent life and he takes a fancy to one of them, he’s gonna fuck it. and he’s gone after nature spirits as well.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

He’s not some sex crazed god as modern people paint him out to be. He isn’t a good guy, but he also isn’t as sad and desperate as to rape an Alien. Such clas are extremely disrespectful to him and his followers. You can’t just joke around with people’s religions figures like that, even if this post had no malicious intent.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

Considering most myths with him have him raping whomever he pleases… he may not be defined by sex, but he has major problems with leaving whatever catches his eye alone. This is assuming an alien doesn’t catch his eye which isn’t guaranteed, considering he has gone after non-humans, and as I said he wasn’t above fucking a snake. And the post is literally harmless.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

It’s still a disrespectful claim. It’s looked down upon to speak poorly of the gods and make such claims, regardless of if it’s a joke.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

It’s true though. It’s not a good thing to sweep things like Zeus has a huge issue with leaving the ones whom he takes interest in alone, EVEN IF HE CAN’T TECHNICALLY HAVE THEM. He has literally raped weirder things than an alien, if its offensive to claim that it’s not out of character for him to pursue an alien he finds attractive then well, my friend, there’s a LOT of Greek myths that you should start labeling as “disrespectful”.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

The truth isn’t disrespectful. Assuming something of him is disrespectful. He has not fornicated with an alien or made claim that he ever would do such a thing with an extraterrestrial being. That’s where the disrespect comes in. It’s like saying someone prone to sleeping around “would fuck anything breathing”, it’s still respectful even if it’s just a joke or exaggeration. You just don’t talk about people like that, especially not a deity. You’re joking about a religious being, not an every day person.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

yeah, exactly. He’s a deity, not a person. He doesn’t have feelings to hurt. The fact still stands that he’s done so much worse than fuck an alien and he can’t make a claim that he wouldn’t fuck an alien because they technically don’t exist in the traditional sense in Greek mythology. He’s not comparable to a real person, like, at all. We’re not talking behind someone’s back, here. 

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

You’re being completely insensitive so let’s just leave it here: You have your opinion and I have mine.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

No, you’re taking an innocent joke and blowing it way out of proportion, also treating a deity from myth like he’s a person with feelings to be hurt. He’s not. Also making the assumption he wouldn’t fuck an alien… and claiming the assumption he would as disrespectful… when the actual stuff is worse than the claim. It doesn’t make sense.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

You have your opinion and I have mine.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

Then don’t comment on a harmless joke which doesn’t insult his followers in any way and claim it’s disrespectful when it’s really not.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

I have my opinion and you have yours. We both have the right to voice said opinions.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

Okay, then I will take this opportunity to voice another: You took this way too seriously on behalf of a hypothetical scenario of whether or not a god would screw an alien.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

Because I have my own opinions and I have the right to voice them, just as you do.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

That still doesn’t really answer anything, because from the way you refer to the followers of the gods implies you are not one of them yet you acted as if you had personal investment in this. 

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

I am a follower, but I’ll leave this here. We have differing opinions. This discussion won’t change such opposing opinions. Both of us are entitled to our opinions and both are valid. Have a nice night/day.

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

That’s why I changed to asking at the end, because the debate we had didn’t really clear up anything in that regard.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

You have your opinion. I have my own opinion. Let’s leave it at that.

[firestormneos]

Why should we “leave it at that”? You’re the one getting huffy that someone dared mock a fictional rapist.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

Don’t call deities fictional.

[firestormneos]

I will call Zeus fictional because I am confident that the only people alive today that observe ancient greek religion as real would either be capable of not taking offense to my calling Zeus fictional, or are delusional enough to the point where being considerate of their religious views would be unhealthy.

But sure, continue to dance around the fact of Zeus being a rapist in the mythology/religion he exists within. Real good look, stanning for a rapist, fictional or otherwise. 🙄🖕

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

God raped the Virgin Mary so say something about that instead of disrespecting a beautiful religion that has nothing to do with you. Being respectful isn't hard.

[ichiro-artosaki]

honestly this vine has been playin in my head since the skin was announced lmao (ft. poor support pool party leona)

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

[wheresanegg-blog]

bros

[ainawgsd]

Adoptive Animal Moms

[phoukanamedpookie]

How to write fic for Black characters: a guide for non-Black fans

Don’t characterize a Black character as sassy or thuggish, especially when the character in question is can be described in literally ten thousand other ways..

Don’t describe Black characters as chocolate, coffee, or any sort of food item.

Don’t highlight the race of Black characters (ie, “the dark man” or “the brown woman”) if you don’t highlight the race of white characters.

Think very carefully about that antebellum slavery or Jim Crow AU fic as a backdrop for your romance.

If you’re not fluent with AAVE, don’t use it to try to look cool or edgy. You look corny as hell.

Don’t use Black characters as a prop for the non-Black characters you’re actually interested in.

Keep “unpopular opinions” about racism, Black Lives Matter, and other issues pertinent to Black folks out the mouths of Black characters. We know what the fuck you’re doing with that and need to stop.

Don’t assume a Black character likes or hates a certain food, music, or piece of pop culture.

You can make a Black character’s race pertinent without doing it like this.

Be extremely careful about insinuating that one or more of a Black character’s physical features are dirty, unclean, or ugly.

Feel free to add more.

[diversehighfantasy]

The majority of the responses to John’s reblog of this post are variations of “that’s racist.”

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

PURPLEBECK IS AMAZING AND I'M CLAIMING THEM, 100% MINE.

[extraterrestrialheterosexual]

VAV is amazing and my love is all they need.

(Aug 3rd, 2019)