Land of Juxtaposition and Paradox

| Victoria | sassmaster/sadmaster | lvl 6 | age 20 | she/her

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Current Reductress headlines

[okay]

good night human beings may we fall in love with someone deserving

[greengay]

:^)

[awed-frog]

Spanish Flu, 1918. Family Portrait.

[feuilletoniste]

Good news, this isn’t fake! The photograph has been edited to show the close-up of the cat (obviously), but the cat-sized mask itself is part of the original photo, which is courtesy of the Saratoga Historical Foundation.

[mulp--plum]

Imagine you go over a friend house and for a minute they just do this.

[rachelmpatterson]

Seriously

[grimeclown]

Wow you know if this quarantine extends into next month then people are really gonna be h

[grimeclown]

Theyre really gonna be hom shdtk

[grimeclown]

This april 13th we’re all gonna be homeshryodksbfnftk

[eggtuna]

[the-memedaddy]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

All of a sudden it’s possible for disabled people to work from home.

All of a sudden it’s possible for elderly people to have designated, assisted shopping hours.

All of a sudden the internet is a utility.

All of a sudden we realize that we can live without watching LeBron James bounce a ball for a few weeks, but minimum wage retail and food service and grocery workers are indispensable to the function of our society.

Interesting.

[dancing-coyote]

All of a sudden e-learning is widely possible

All of a sudden UBI is being seriously considered

All of a sudden data caps and roaming charges vanish

All of a sudden gas prices plummet

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[ironbite4]

Weird no?

[abronamedsuad]

Guess what bitch?!!... HÄh! Heh! HäH!!.. KaH roNa vIrUs!!... KaH roNa vIrUs!!

[these-deactivated20200627]

Hope every girl reading this gets some pussy after the pandemic is over ❤️

[april]

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[stimman4000]

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

[amygdalae]

Day 1 of ceramics class... Secret gnome will live under the soup

[amygdalae]

I'd like to report that soup gnome made it through unscathed!

[prideprejudce]

yeah you might be tricking the dumb rich family into hiring you and each member of your family but i’ve been living in their basement/bunker for four years and control all the lights in their house. we are not the same

[mintbees]

i feel like people hate abstract art not because its “ugly” or “a thing a kid can make” but because all the well known abstract artists are pretentious assholes who think theyre soooooo galaxy brain for making bad art because it “challenges what art is” or some bullshit and we just hate their guts

[mintbees]

like “blue seaweed” by jackson pollock? bullshit. this is so fucking ugly i can practically taste the overpriced wine he was sipping while bragging to art critics about how woke he was for not making “good” art

this painting jenna marbles made with her boyfriend for fun? love it. its so funky they just went the flow and they had fun making it. i wanna hang this in my house

[guide-to-the-galaxy-deactivated]

Okay i can get behind this tho