Mojo Dojo Casa House Of 1000 Corpses

[vortmort]

metamorphosis congrats to jon archivist sims for coming out as eldritch horror

[koifee]

Vampire hucklerobby because I can + Santos (who doesn’t get paid enough for this)

[cinnamonbreads]

now what if I made a silly guy 

[constellation-falchion]

(via @rudjedet)

[cinnamonbreads]

birr..

[blackvinyl]

[helvyeah1]

motorcycles aren’t the only things you can ride

[kanakori]

more hucklerobby

[alenseress]

[pawbeanies]

soft yearning hours are over. you need to put me in the sexual version of the hydraulic press until i explode

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[localairport]

Please stop sharing this, the average flight does not carry enough cookies.

[segamascott]

[schaefschaef]

[beardedmrbean]

[spongelll]

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

[luntfontanne]

every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

[luntfontanne]

like……… look at this face

UNREAL

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[miskhos]

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

[seizethegay420]