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what's up my partner kins weird al, and Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of za warudo like an exam student scrambling to finish the last problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime? I can beat the shit out of you without getting closer. ​ Oh ho! Then come as close as you like. Too slow, too slow! Za warudo is the ultimate stand. Even without his power to stop time, his speed and power far exceed that of your star platinum. ​ So it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum. Not much range, but immense power and precise movements. ​ I wanted to try a little test to find out just how powerful za warudo is was, compared to your stand. Though, it appears a test was hardly necessary. ​ Test? Is that what you call just patting me and not even enough to hurt? Well, I guess you ripped my 200,000 yen pants, though. Why are you Joestars so stubborn about admitting defeat? Hmph. I suppose I shall rise to your silly provocation, and test you just a bit more. ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA Shall we compare the speed of our attack rushes? MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ORA

[dicksmasher]

[i-give-out-dogs]

Belgian Shepherd

[dicksmasher]

[eggtuna]

oh, you're literate? name every word

[alnitaks]

koujayn by marta mamon & hair by marília rohr

[midwestemogirlfriend]

[mattressblowoutsale]

I dropped a shit load of acid at a bernie rally in like 2016 and at one point he mentions trump so everyone boos, and I forget about the rally and im like Wtf is that noise? So I turn around and just see a gigantic crowd of people booing me

[pixelatedbugs]

would you rather have one cigarette for 5 dollars or 500 cigarettes for 5 dollars

[girlnumbers]

I keep thinking about this picture and laughing

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[justplainsalty]

The blog post is pretty great too.

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[lifenconcepts]

Have you ever clicked/kicked your heels together while jumping?

Yes, and I find it wonderful.

I have tried and I feel neutral about it

I've done it maybe a few times but it's not my thing

I havent yet, but now that you mention it I might

No, and I dont plan to

what the fuck are you talking about

option of 'idk'

Voting ended onApr 19

[everydaylouie]

Would You Still Love Mii?

[kosmogrl]

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[the-shrimpening]

Happy 4/13 everybody

[turing-tested]

i’m a nonpracticing homestuck. i don’t really believe anymore and its just what i grew up with but i still observe the high holy days

[turing-tested]

[turing-tested]

some of yall dont believe me so unfortunately in order to clear my (horrible) name heres proof

[turing-tested]

happy 4/13

[turing-tested]

Happy 4/13

[shamebats]

[feverdreamfigment]

[valkyriellis]