Not really killing time so much as euthanizing it.

[mythtakens]

drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless

[quaggly]

every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[william-snekspeare]

anyone want to see a animal

[william-snekspeare]

the votes are in. who am I to deny the request of the people.

As promised:

[william-snekspeare]

Dudes check this out. 2 animal’s

in there

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[apas-95]

'oh vampires cant walk into peoples houses without being invited' well neither can I. its rude

[headspace-hotel]

random, but I think the way people talk about abusers as hypercompetent, calculating manipulators that Know exactly what they're doing makes it easier for people to get into abusive relationships

[teaboot]

The people who abused me prolly had no idea what the fuck they were doing. It was still bad! I still don't regret buggin out!! But I don't think they had a secret wall covered in red string linking notes like "How to fuck up this person specifically". Pretty sure they were in their own bubble the whole damn time, actually, and yeah, that does make it harder to recognize or get out of

[jasontoddsguns]

Ryan Reynolds milking Hugh Jackman for all he’s worth will never not be funny.

[jasontoddsguns]

ITS AN EXPRESSION, ITS A FUCKING EXPRESSION

[littlewickedthings]

Sveta Shubina

[towerofglass]

[waystar-royco]

the thing that makes hotd so fun is that there’s no jon snow types to bring the mood down with their fucking morals or whatever. it’s just all crazy bitches all the time.

[gingerbreadfrosting]

想吃这个星星✨葡萄🍇

[antimony-ore]

[bugzinme]

[thepuppyclub]

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

[hardoncaulfield]

I've fucked this sock in ways no sock has ever been fucked before

[hardoncaulfield]

badly

[arirna]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Learn to articulate how you're feeling without accusing anyone of having bad intentions. You can say "I'm afraid of being alone" without saying "you're just going to leave me like everyone else." You can say "I need some reassurance" without saying "you probably don't love me anymore." You can say "I'm afraid I've hurt your feelings and I'd like to talk it through" without saying "you don't even like me anymore." You can say "I want to spend more time with you" without saying "you've gotten tired of me." You can say "I feel misunderstood" without saying "you always judge me." Try not to let your emotions get the best of you. Have a conversation focused on finding solutions instead of escalating the conflict.