Come in, Come in My Child

[hellenicgoddess]

Ancient Greek Coins With Octopuses 🐙

[official-cephaloposts]

official cephalopod post

[sleepingsirian]

[tomoleary]

Frank Frazetta Sea Witch (1966) Source

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts - Ursula's Lair

[eyeforabargain]

Have you tried dolphin meat? Is It good?

"Yes, but it's not my favorite dish. A bit too blubbery for my tastes."

[eyeforabargain]

So i learned recently that manta rays are able to recognize themselves in the mirror and it’s possible squid can too!

"Honey, everyone in Atlantica, whether they're fish, squid, turtle, crab, or whatever, can recognize themselves in the mirror. Although some of them could stand to take a bit more time looking into one in the morning. Most days it feels like I'm the only woman under the sea who seems to care about beautifying the ocean."

[eyeforabargain]

I figure that you're highly knowledgeable about magic and all sorts of creatures most humans can only dream of, so I want to ask for your opinion on vampires, if they do exist.

"Oh, they're great fun! The vampires who I know really know how to let loose and have a good time!"

[eyeforabargain]

Since both you and your sister are sea witches, was your mother one as well? If so, how powerful did her magic scale compared to yours and Morgana's? I would assume weaker than you but stronger than Morgana.

"Just about everyone is stronger than Morgana, HA! But you're right about that, Angelfish. Mummy was a talented sea witch who taught me everything she knew, but I just happened to learn a bit more than what she had to offer. What can I say? I was a prodigy!"

[gavillain]

"That spell is no good, and neither am I!"

[120daysofsodomm]

[tomoleary]

Ruben Aquino "The Little Mermaid" concept art (1989) Source

[nirvanasoul785]

[eyeforabargain]

Ursula, can you tell us more about the Octopan army that you had outfitted with the magic tridents? That blue-haired man with the brooch seems to be the leader, do you know anything about him? And finally, do you have a sense of loyalty to your own species or would you have planned to betray them eventually?

"Oh sure! The Octopins' general is named Cephan, and he's your typical strong bloodthirsty type. Not much finesse, but he's got a warrior's resolve that I admire in a man. Most Atlanticans see the Octopins as a savage and warlike race, and between you and me, it's not an unfounded belief. They raid and pillage kingdoms for their resources rather than cultivating them for themselves."

"And to your other question, loyalty isn't exactly my strong suit. They would have been thrown out onto their tentacles if they gave me any reason to suspect that they weren't acting in my best interests. However, I wasn't necessarily planning a betrayal; I'm just a girl who looks out for herself first and foremost."

[eyeforabargain]

Did you cry at Flotsam and Jetsam's deaths?

"I didn't exactly have time to grieve. Ariel's little princey-poo shish kabobbed me right after she murdered my poor little poopsies. And they call them the heroes? Hmph! That wasn't very hero-like!"

[eyeforabargain]

What if someone prefered your sister over you?

"HA! Puh-LEASE! That never happens."

[eyeforabargain]

Crabs are just big wet bugs.

"HA! You'll hear no arguments from me, sweet cheeks. And vermin should snuffed out, wouldn't you agree? I suppose I'll have to do a bit of exterminating when I take back the palace if that loud mouth Sebastian doesn't have the good sense to high tail it out of the sea for good."

[eyeforabargain]

Don't worry, the complements you prefer are still out there. I do have one that you might like:

SLAY QUEEN!!!!!!! ☆ ～('▽^人)

"Oh, I'll slay, alright! Slay that infuriating TRITON for banishing me!"