If lies were cats

((Dependent Lil Hal for Dominationstuck written by Glitch.))

[eyeforanai-blog]

When you start typing the word “ass” in the tags and “ @vasthonker “ is suggested.

[the-write-ideas]

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

[simcity4soundtrack]

*a generally normal object*

humans: 

*a generally normal object but very, very small*

humans:  :O!!!!!!!!

[eyeforanai-blog]

M!A: Service, Go help Dirk serve his master this cycle.

Hah, well I actually meant that I didn’t expect to be picked up by anyone due to being “rented,” but sure. I can do that. As long as @domineeringbenevolence is amicable to the idea.

[eyeforanai-blog]

Ah, another two weeks off, I see. How nice.

[eyeforanai-blog]

geneticmanipulationandkittens replied to your post: I had all these plans to call Dave otouto and milk...

have u considered just doing it anyways?

I might. But it would’ve been funnier doing it when I was teasing Dirk.

[eyeforanai-blog]

I had all these plans to call Dave otouto and milk all that weeb shit before I got busy and distracted.

Damn shame. Missed my opportunity.

[evilidiot]

my new favorite Ice T quote is “kinks like this don’t just spring up overnight”

[evilidiot]

[sjwjonathan-deactivated20160430]

[eyeforanai-blog]

@vasthonker @domineeringbenevolence

[ginkamas]

[bassmastiff]

my favorite piikachu

[sushinfood]

this is the most amazing pikachu ever

[thottiehardy-deactivated2023111]

[ablouseisafemininetop]

Tammy gets dragged…

[bugsroseee]

Louise is legit savage

[missbuttercupifurnasty]

I love these kids

[carlthellamasworld-blog]

Fallout Games Be Like

Fallout 3: I need to find my dad and bring clean water to everyone Fallout 4: I need to find my son and save him from his kidnappers Fallout New Vegas: WOHOA THERE CHANDLER BING YOU SHOT THE WROOOOONG FUCKIN MAILMAN

[eyeforanai-blog]

mechanickink:

Leave my porn alone. It never did anything to you.

It did plenty to me, Dirk. Can’t you see that I’m scarred for life? I’m only seven, Dirk. Why did you have to expose me to such things?

[eyeforanai-blog]

mechanickink:

I had like three animes on there!

Oh, also your porn.

[scabiez]

Do Not Try To Challenge God

[internmarce]

@inutechy

[eyeforanai-blog]

mechanickink:

Oh dear god, who taught you that word?

Your anime.

[eyeforanai-blog]

Seriously, though, all this kawaii is going to waste, ‘cause I’m just sittin’ around alone in my house. Soooo, who wants to play?