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@eyeless-jack-the-cannibal
What is the black stuff that drips from your eye sockets?
Soy sauce.
jek if uf r stilel hter e mw adn myua msi s u so mcjuhc ok psl ocme bck
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Ask a Killer
| Heroes or Villains, Killing May Be Relative |
♔ :First kill
♕ :Last kill
♖ :A kill you regret
♗ :A kill you have been known to boast about
♘ :How you prefer to kill someone
♙ :Most malicious act tied to your name
♚ :A time when you showed mercy
♛ :A time when mercy was requested but not provided
♜ :Post-kill actions, thoughts, or emotions
♝ :Ever killed for sport?
♞ :Define a good kill
♟ :A close call to being killed yourself
father: *places hand on shoulder* son
son: what is it father
father: look at this cool severed hand i found in the woods
I don’t understand how in movies when there’s some scene about someone sitting on the bus and thinking about life they just have their head rested against the window and it looks so calming and shit like no have you ever put your head against a window while the bus is moving it feels like your cranium is a blender and your brain is becoming a smoothie
He raised a brow ”Yeah, and a damn kitchen knife is the perfect weapon to have in these streets.” he scoffed, crossing his arms. ’ Because of people like him? ’ His expression hardened at that, wishing it wasn’t true.
"About that…I’m guessin’ you haven’t gotten...
He couldn't help flinching when it was snatched away, Jack took a step back closer to the wall and watched. To him it was almost painfully slow waiting for realization to sink in as Jeff looked over the mask.
There was a slightly awkward silence before he replied, a nervous smile was clearly shown on his face. "Yeah...oops?"
"Uh…yeah…" His eye shifted back forth to Jeff and the way leading out of the alley, he then eyed the knife that was aimed to kill him moments before. Jack took his chance with trying to stall Jeff from the the question he asked. " Well, why do you have fucking a...
He raised a brow "Yeah, and a damn kitchen knife is the perfect weapon to have in these streets." he scoffed, crossing his arms. ' Because of people like him? ' His expression hardened at that, wishing it wasn't true.
"About that...I'm guessin' you haven't gotten a good look the mask yet." he said flatly, the mask was still pulled back crookedly a top his head. Never before has he felt so disgusted, having to hide behind the flimsy piece of plastic.
She knows what I think about, and what I think about. One love, two mouths. One love, one house. No shirt, no blouse. Just us, you find out. Nothing that I wouldn't wanna tell you about, nooooo.
Toby no.
ITS TOO COOOOOLD FOR YOU HERE SO LET ME HOOOOOLD BOTH OF YOUR HANDS, IM THE HOLES OF MY SWEATER
DON’t MAKE ME HURT YOU.
GO AHEAD, I WONT FEEL IT.
OK WELL YOUR SINGING IS FUCKING TERRIBLE.
YEa WELL YOURE MEAN.
IM NOT BEING MEAN, IM BEING HONEST I BET JEFF WOULD SAY THE SAME THING.
She knows what I think about, and what I think about. One love, two mouths. One love, one house. No shirt, no blouse. Just us, you find out. Nothing that I wouldn't wanna tell you about, nooooo.
Toby no.
ITS TOO COOOOOLD FOR YOU HERE SO LET ME HOOOOOLD BOTH OF YOUR HANDS, IM THE HOLES OF MY SWEATER
DON’t MAKE ME HURT YOU.
GO AHEAD, I WONT FEEL IT.
OK WELL YOUR SINGING IS FUCKING TERRIBLE.
She knows what I think about, and what I think about. One love, two mouths. One love, one house. No shirt, no blouse. Just us, you find out. Nothing that I wouldn't wanna tell you about, nooooo.
Toby no.
ITS TOO COOOOOLD FOR YOU HERE SO LET ME HOOOOOLD BOTH OF YOUR HANDS, IM THE HOLES OF MY SWEATER
DON't MAKE ME HURT YOU.
She knows what I think about, and what I think about. One love, two mouths. One love, one house. No shirt, no blouse. Just us, you find out. Nothing that I wouldn't wanna tell you about, nooooo.
Toby no.
tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world
great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff
brilliant
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
YES IT’S BACK
Omfg
This rubber chicken gave a better acting performance than most horror movie actors these days.
And why does this exist?
bulbul-e-bismil
You know. For reasons.
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Lov u
He winced as he rubbed his now sore throat, damn that was going to leave a bruise. ” Look, I…I didn’t know it was you, I swear! I just…God. This is going to be hard to explain…” He muttered the last part to himself mostly, how was he going to get out of this?
...
"Uh...yeah..." His eye shifted back forth to Jeff and the way leading out of the alley, he then eyed the knife that was aimed to kill him moments before. Jack took his chance with trying to stall Jeff from the the question he asked. " Well, why do you have fucking a kitchen knife?" He said pointedly.
My life is complete
Well, this was defiantly a first. He instantly regretted everything he had done once he saw that look Jeff gave him.
Jack was going to have to answer some unwanted questions.
"Y-Yep…it’s me" a nervous smile was seen when the mask was taken off, he hesitantly...
He winced as he rubbed his now sore throat, damn that was going to leave a bruise. " Look, I...I didn't know it was you, I swear! I just...God. This is going to be hard to explain..." He muttered the last part to himself mostly, how was he going to get out of this?
Jack followed his look at to the stab wound, it looked pretty bad judging by all the blood that was soaked into his clothes. That only made Jack feel even more remorseful than before, might as well try and attempt to break the ice. He looked Jeff straight in the eye " You're bleeding...because you don't floss."