i'm tired

| kierra | 23 | not straight 🤷🏼‍♀️|

[catchymemes]

[bl1tzkr136fr1tz-62nd-attempt]

[teaboot]

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to lead your gift horse across that burnt bridge but you can’t make a watched horse eat all your cans of worms in one basket

[teaboot]

Adderall Happens When I Say So

[thundergrace]

You just KNOW they talking about anime.

[radicalmuscle-deactivated-2019]

She’s wearing a Naruto shirt, his jacket has the Leaf Village symbol on the sleeve.

They’re definitely talking about anime (probably Naruto).

[egberts]

my fave part is that they’re at a coach fashion show

[ferretteeth]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

[chill4234-reblogs]

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

[knightsickness]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

if I had a plasma pistol you wouldn't hear from me ever again. i would crouch behind highway guardrails and shoot fully charged shots at teslas passing by me

[mrsterlingeverything]

The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless

[kragehund-est]

she's dating a hamster

[apochem]

[feefal]

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

[feefal]

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

[rokarambles]

[conkreetmonkey]

sand tiger sharks

[inbabylontheywept]

on it, boss lady

[inbabylontheywept]

one smooth shark, coming up

[star-mom-selkie]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

[jamesroach]

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

traffic again?

[allpiesforourown]

If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

[allpiesforourown]

FUCK OFF VLAD I KNOW ITS YOU

[weirdmageddon]

[val-ritz]

i think the biggest fucking curveball in this is that it scans like an actual spongebob bit

[cannibalchicken]

[agnesmontague]

[girlnephew]

[princess-leias-left-ear]

[valtsv]

[tariqah]

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

[tariqah]