small wonder

[just-shower-thoughts]

If The goverment finds oil in your backyard it’s theirs, but if they find dead Kids in your backyard it’s yours

[gahdamnpunk]

Honestly!!! This is just psychological trauma in the making

[just-shower-thoughts]

Increasing in price to cake amount ratio, a cake is the cheapest, followed by a slice, then a cupcake, and finally, the biggest rip-off, the cake pop.

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#truthbombs

[aceofsquiddles]

I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

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Wow. Yes.

[endangered-justice-seeker]

One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.

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Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow

[drxgonfly]

Purple Haze Instagram | Society6 | Redbubble

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Son: Daddy, are you going to come to my funeral?

Husband: I hope that's something I never have to do. Will you come to mine?

Son, indignantly: Well, not if you don't come to mine!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sheet music is just a sound recipe.

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"Sound recipe"

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When you're playing #restaurant and you're sure your kid isn't gonna be the next #gordonramsay. #iylapearl