AWESOME IT'S PENIS

Phone God, I can't wait to douse Dialtown's hapless populus in a cinematic downpour of PHONE CUM! nsfw bloge (25) (18+, have your age in bio/pinned or you are going to get blocked)

[ionizedoccidentalis]

HI ITS ME GRIFFIN i'm trying to do a porn alt Again.

18+ only, i'll be checking follower bios, hardblocking minors & softblocking anybody who doesn't have any age listed. proship/incest/pedo/zoo/etc DNI as well, you know the drill.

content to expect: basically all just dialtown, weird furry stuff (like vore or oviposition or whatever.). everything'll be appropriately tagged so blacklist at your leisure. every art post will also have the mature community label (which is hidden in settings by default, so make sure youve got it set to show).

thats probably the important stuff? yeah. im trying not to take this all too seriously since that's what i always get hung up on with previous attempts at stuff like this, taking it way too seriously. so let's be chill

[inber]

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

[ionizedoccidentalis]

I just learned today that dialtown has an nsfw tag and spent the whole day scrolling this blog out of curiosity only to get jumpscared with an image of my very niche fetish. I feel like I've just been sniped from two blocks away you soul-read me that bad. Thank you for your service I am going to go question my life decisions now

YAYYYYY YIPPPEEEEEE IM SO GLAAAAAAD TEE HEE :3

[angelmortcafe]

I'm not good at writing porn but I'm decent at making tender moments awkward so idea: Peter and Caroline try the whole long chastity cage thing (like, you have it on for more than just a brief scene) and Caro somehow manages to lose the key. Peter's like "haha very funny very hot but unlock it now please" but she's so fucking serious (it was in her other pants' pocket the whole time but she has like, 5 that look the same)

this is scarily accurate to something i'd send on discord when i'm having my nightly blorbo-bleebus thoughts before bed; WHICH IS TO SAY, FOR SUREEEEEEE. YOU UNDERSTAND

[angelmortcafe]

you do not SWEEP the dishes

[ionizedoccidentalis]

>new follower

>check blog

>that one racist as shit "black men surrounding a white woman with the clear implication of Sexual Threat" image but with dialtown characters pasted on top as banner

>lists rape as a kink in bio

>Ok.

[tigsbitties]

APRIL COMMISSIONS: OPEN

Opening up commissions for April, $24 for one character and just $30 for two, with payment taken on either Ko-Fi or Venmo. These will only be open until the 18th, so make sure to dm if interested!

[angelmortcafe]

As always I can also do nsfw comms for adults if you’re into that kind of thing :]

[ionizedoccidentalis]

ive struggled for one million hours one million miles to draw oliver doing shit at a glory hole it just requires a level of posing+interaction with environment i find incredibly challenging

[ionizedoccidentalis]

one day oliver will get his ass blasted by an anonymous stranger but today is not that day

[ionizedoccidentalis]

ive struggled for one million hours one million miles to draw oliver doing shit at a glory hole it just requires a level of posing+interaction with environment i find incredibly challenging

[irradiatedsnakes]

one time i accidentally found one of your alt accounts, read the words 'callums extend-o-dick' and decided that was all i needed to see. While i hope not to cross paths with the aformentioned blog again, i will say i see the vision👍

[ionizedoccidentalis]

i like to think about the dialtownies in the Furry Porn World where everyone's just like super comfortable about sex and everyone is just walking around no pants sheath out and there's this specific scenario inspired by a piece of furry porn i saw on bluesky where it's like. a game of Chase in the woods where the hunter team has to chase down and fuck the prey team. and this isn't very compatible with the general ""anything"" of dt but like. you know? you know i think they should do this. i have drawings of this in the vault but how do i even explain that.

[ionizedoccidentalis]

i guess i did just explain it. see this okay ?

you. understand? they play the furry sex game? in the woods?

[ionizedoccidentalis]

i like to think about the dialtownies in the Furry Porn World where everyone's just like super comfortable about sex and everyone is just walking around no pants sheath out and there's this specific scenario inspired by a piece of furry porn i saw on bluesky where it's like. a game of Chase in the woods where the hunter team has to chase down and fuck the prey team. and this isn't very compatible with the general ""anything"" of dt but like. you know? you know i think they should do this. i have drawings of this in the vault but how do i even explain that.

[enameledcoppergirl]

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

[agentlove]

i know you’re asexual andy but im interested in your unbiased philosophers perspective so if you’ll oblige. 2 for dialtown? (and 8 if you wanna)

OF COURSE. I LOVE TO PHILOSOPHIZE! choose violence ask game!

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom - ...okay let me think who of my favs i have strong enough opinions on in this matteWAIT NO CALLUM WAS GETTING HIS PRESIDENTIAL HOLE STRETCHED ON THE FUCKING DAILY AND I KNOW IT I DONT CARE. I DONT CARE. OKAY. I DONT CARE WHAT IMPRESSION PEOPLE HAVE ABOUT CALLUM BEING LIKE SMEXY AND DUBIOUS AND MILT BEING ALL KYAAA BUT WE'RE BOTH BOYSSSSS I KNOW, AS DISCUSSED IN MY FANFICTION THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS JUST SEEMS A BORE ON ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN DOT COM, MILTON R WALLACE WAS DOING UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO THAT PATRIOTIC CAVITY. IN THE OVAL OFFICE. FOR EVERYONE. AND GOD. AND ALL THE EYES THAT WOULD SOON BE REMOVED FROM THEIR FACES. TO. SEE. CALLUM CROWN WAS TAKING A

RED

WHITE

AND

BLUE

PRESIDENTIAL

POUNDING

HE WAS A PILLOW PRINCESS AND I KNOW IT. I KNOW THATS WHERE THE ACTUAL-SEX-TURNED-HATESEX WENT. CALLUM CROWN FORMER 35TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES ARCHITECT OF THE WORLDWIDE DIALUP LIKED HAVING MILTONS SAD DEPRESSED PENIS

WITH

IN

HIS

BOOTY

BUTT

HOLE.

ITS GAP MOE. ITS A CONTROLLING MAN RELINQUISHING CONTROL BUT ALSO NOT REALLY BECAUSE HES MAKING MILTON DO ALL THE WORK. IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME YOU ARE DARE I SAY DISDAINFUL TOWARDS THE ART OF HISTORICAL FICTION AND

DARE

I

SAY

ART

IT

SELF

AND I WANTED A 300 WORD APOLOGY DOUBLE SPACED TIMES NEW ROMAN ON MY DESK TO👏MO👏RROW IF YOU HAVE EVER CONSIDERED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE THE CONCEPT THAT CALLUMS POSSIBLY-MODIFIED EXTENDO SCHLONG WAS DOING ANYTHING BUT FLOP AROUND WHILE MILTON R WALLACE MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PEACE WAS UP. IN. THERE. and didnt even get to cum.

Thank you.

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about - i think gingi's nonhuman-ness is most striking when it doesn't really look all that inhuman aside from the face and nipples and tail and whatnot. like i don't really like when they're drawn with fur or horns or what have you i think that makes them too explainable as a "weird creature/animal" when i think the concept of a smooth naked green person with six nipples who looks uncannily like if you stitched the 35th president of the united states' face onto them is much weirder. they've got toes, all ten of em, and theyr perfectly normal length too

[ionizedoccidentalis]

good morning america

[ionizedoccidentalis]

PATCH NOTES

Very Slightly changed Joe's hair after an inordinate amount of fiddling

Enlarged balls

Restored foreskin

[ionizedoccidentalis]

mixed reactions from the crowd

[ionizedoccidentalis]

My Apology

Hi.

As you may know, about half an hour ago, I posted an image of Peter about to suck Joe's dick, and then also with cum on his face.

And as you may have also noticed..I fucked up. I failed you guys. And I can't tell you how sorry I am.

I forgot to draw Joe's foreskin.

We all know Joe Fawkes is an uncut crusader, but in my haste, I entirely neglected to represent this properly alongside his dangling hairy rat balls. I've done a disservice to you, to the Dialtown fandom, and to Joe himself.

I'm sorry. I promise I'll do better next time.