Stop

I tried to let Emil get revenge but he's not as funny as me.

[coolhotspring]

Got to spend some time with @eyeoftheleon the other day. As you can see Mr Puffin was trying to attack my cat. Also I got a cat.

[eyeoftheleon]

I’d say let the cat fuck him up but I know for a fact that bird would destroy him without hesitation.

[eyeoftheleon]

Video calling with a loser @coolhotspring

Also guys this is my cat, asshole puked in my shoes >:(

[coolhotspring]

BORTH!

Happy birthday Leon! You’re old!!!

[eyeoftheleon]

Me, after you said that:

[eyeoftheleon]

I really aged in 2020 under these conditions, huh

[coolhotspring]

Petittion

Let Emil curse. All who sign get my respect.

[eyeoftheleon]

Start cursing up a storm

[eyeoftheleon]

Hung out with @coolhotspring at the park the other night and talked shit about his stupid brother

Super nice seeing him again since the summer

[eyeoftheleon]

The mood

[ask-butterboy]

Do not.

[eyeoftheleon]

So you’ll turn around at the wedding😢

I guess it would very emotional😔

[ask-butterboy]

You aren’t getting married.

[eyeoftheleon]

I don’t need your approval :/

[eyeoftheleon]

The mood

[ask-butterboy]

Do not.

[eyeoftheleon]

So you’ll turn around at the wedding😢

I guess it would very emotional😔

[eyeoftheleon]

The mood

[eyeoftheleon]

Hey! What happened between you & Emil???

Lol okay, I answered this a while back on snap but

[Snapchat video of Leon talking to his phone alone in a room like an idiot]

Leon: So I got his permission to say this so like as edgy as I wanna be right now, I’m not going to lie. We broke up but because we were moving on in life and it’s how shit goes. We were attending different schools and neither of us were used to the long distance thing and

Leon: had no idea how it’d work between us so we ended it. We’re still like friends or something and there’s like no hard feelings about it. It just happened and we’re both totally mature about it. We dumped the blogs because we had shit to do.

[eyeoftheleon]

New PFP since life stopped happening

[coolhotspring]

So my birthday was yesterday but I passed out from exhaustion before I could really make a post.

Ps. I’m not dead.

[eyeoftheleon]

He is old but he is my old man

[somethinghassurvived]

This is legitimately the single funniest book cover I’ve ever seen

1: That title is just… phenomenal

2: The presence of some fat kangaroo guy with a Hulk Hogan mustache looking like “What the fuck is this pig doing in my yard?”

3: The perspective makes Peppa look GIGANTIC

[eyeoftheleon]

I listened to a customer today complain about Kirby’s skeleton with both her siblings. They both looked, like, so lost and slightly afraid.

Quotes:

“His insides would be jello. He would literally die!”

“Why have ribs when they’re practically useless!”

“If he hits something—!!”

[hetalia-teens]

Soooooo.. What’s your guys’ favorite after-school thing to do together? Do you all help each other with homework? Get milkshakes at midnight before exams? Etc.

E: Get stolen to Walmart and get pushed down a slope while in a shopping cart?

M: Well, we just hang around. I have to pay sometimes, but it’s fun.

S: We like to raid Walmart on Fridays for snacks, so we can do dumb stuff later.

L: It’s, like, totally worth mentioning we don’t all go to the same school so it’s kinda unusual for us to do homework together. But, like, we do hang together, like, literally everywhere. Have some Walmart pics.

Featuring: @coolhotspring @if-i-were-a-rich-girl1 @eyeoftheleon @thethirdvargas

[eyeoftheleon]

I forgot these things have flash so it screwed me over.

[eyeoftheleon]

What do I even post about. Uhh.

Boys.