HELLO! @liveandletrain @minecraftbookshelf here's your gift for the @esmp-gift-exchange ! You mentioned liking swap aus and once it was in my brain it would not leave. The dichotomy of a thriving empire versus one stuck in war & strife with close to home values... UGH. And then i put jim & lizzie in there. Yeah. Also scott & joel get to switch places in this au yay ok bye
HELLO @starlit-bawka !! This is your gift for the @mcythorrorgiftexchange ! I'm ngl this was so silly and fun I hope you like it as much as I do! (Please click for better quality)
I HATE THE FLOOR IS TAKING ME OUT FGBCGHNCJ IF THAT AINT HOW I’VE BEEN FEELING THE PAST 3 DAYS STRAIGHT. I am so unwell about him. Have a silly unfinished doodle from one of his s10 episodes that I never finished… silly guy could fix me. Silly guy… save me
Technoblade who feels much more comfortable in warm biomes, but chooses tundra over and over again because it makes him “look cool”. Because come on guys, living in the place with minimum starting items and animals, building there when snow gets in the way and night rolls in faster, looking so damn cool because his cape sways with each new even tiny breeze? Isn’t that so damn cool???
Anyways, as I was saying, Technoblade who moves in there to look cool but freezes on the inside every time he goes out of the cabin. I mean teeth chattering, hands gripping the cape and wrapping it around him to keep himself just a bit warm, keeping Steve around to just warm up against his fur and while in the cabin not stopping the fireplace running until it’s Nether hot.
I know everyone adores the concept of Techno being completely unbothered by the cold because he’s much hotter (pun intended) but let’s be real this man would bring in the warmest coats in the whole server just to not freeze to death. All because he wanted to prove a point that he’ll live away from everyone and will feel absolutely wonderful
On board of spacecraft Sheriff-2, the mood is shifted slightly from what it used to be like for the last couple of weeks. They are approaching their final destination. Jimmy looks at the man tenderly combing his honorary co-pilot's fur and thinks to himself what a shame this is: he had never had a passenger as pleasant and entertaining as Skizz.
JIMMY: Are you sure you want to go there, Skizz? Norman and I can take you to Leonida or Pandora or something...
SKIZZ: Of course I want to go there, man! It's my first job away from the Solar system! And my buddy is waiting for me.
JIMMY: That's... An interesting choice for the first time outside. Satellite hermits are weird fellas.
SKIZZ: Wha... "Satellite hermits"?
JIMMY: You've never heard that?
SKIZZ: No, what's that?
One of the lamps on the control panel lights up — someone's trying to communicate.
[???]: (static)
[???]: Minecrea Central — Sheriff-2, I've got your ping, see you orbiting. Landing pad is free, you're clear for landing. Hi Tim!
JIMMY: ..Well, you're about to become one, apparently!
Skizz raises a brow. Jimmy puts on his headgear and turns on the microphone.
JIMMY: Sheriff-2 — Minecrea Central, got it, preparing for landing. Hi Griaaan.
JIMMY: Imma need to turn off gravity simulation, do me a favor and go lock yourself in a passenger cabin. And bring Norman with you, please!
SKIZZ: Ay-ay captain!
SKIZZ (after a pause, in a small voice) : Is it gonna be as bad as take off?
JIMMY: No. (smile) It's a bit worse.
SKIZZ: Oh...
["Satellite hermits" is an unofficial nickname for people working on Europa, Callisto, Titan and many other satellites of big planets. There's a certain pattern of finding life and/or useful resources on moons of gas giants, and the job can be quite isolating.]
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I finally have time to talk about my hc AU, yaaay!! :D
Check out the info post about the setting, it'll be posted somewhat shortly after this one!