Me!Me!Me!

What can I do for you today? Oh... that's what you want to see? Well, thats fine... You can look, but you can't touch. (A dumb account for a human AU Alfred that works in a club with the name Skye. More info in info tabs. I do likey the smut but I also love me some angst. Check out the taggies, okay~? Thanks!)

[eyesofskye]

Is it national daddy-kink day or something?? Why did my dashboard look like that earlier??

[eyesofskye]

(I’m a very shitty individual and apologizing wont change that buuut here I am. Sorry.)

[musingxmemes]

Sᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ “Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ (...)”s. Tʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ‘ʏᴇs’ ᴏʀ ‘ɴᴏ’.

[eyesofskye]

Hurt my muse! See how they react!

✚: Stab in the back with a knife.

♕: A kick in a very sensitive area.

✿: Insult them as a person. (Insert specific insult as needed.)

♠: Punch/slap to the face.

♆: Strangle them.

ϡ: Give a gash that will leave a scar.

ღ: Emotionally scar them for life.

†: Nail them to a structure with any sharp implements.

✄: Break off a relationship.

☂: Shove them into a body of water.

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

Send an "Ѡ" for my muse's reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

[askboxmemethings]

Let's spice things up. Send me some magic anons!

[wingedhero-deactivated20131020]

Every (¬‿¬) I get my muse will remove a piece of clothing.

[eyesofskye]

“This time I might just disappear~” He’s singing to himself as hes giving the bar a little sweep. There’s no show going on right now, but they did open this afternoon for any early bar-goers. He’s a dancer at heart though, so he’s kind of wiggling around as he cleans.

[eyesofskye]

Violent and Dark Starters

"Did you think this was going to be some happily ever after fairy tale?"

"Take one more step and I'm going to shoot!"

"Sometimes I wonder why I'm even here."

"You're not going to leave me. Ever."

"I prefer doing my killing up close and personal."

"I'm sorry, they didn't make it."

"I am going to watch you bleed."

"Just say the word and they're dead."

"I just don't care anymore."

"Why don't you just leave?"

"I'm sorry. Don't hurt me."

"We're going to be together forever."

"Pain is the only thing I'm familiar with."

"If you're going to do it, DO IT!"

"Get on your knees and beg."

"This whole world needs to be cleansed."

"I have spilled blood and tasted it upon my lips."

"Kill them. Kill them all. Make them suffer."

"You're never getting out of here. You are going to stay here until you no longer draw breath."

"I take trophies from all my kills."

"There's nothing like the sound of pained wails."

"What makes you think you're ever going to live to see another sunrise?"

"My, aren't you pretty? I think I'll add you to my collection."

"If you think I'm going to be easy, you have another thing coming."

"I am not some object to be bought and sold!"

"Sod off, you sick fucker!"

"Has anyone told you you have amazing eyes?"

"Mine. You're all mine."

"If you're good, maybe I'll let you out for a while."

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

On Anon or Normal, Ask My Muse some Personal, Embarrassing or Naughty questions, no matter what is asked, they must answer!

[eyesofskye]

“Do people still order strip-o-grams? Was that ever actually a thing?”

[clowncare]

when ur completely isolated from everyone and everything just bc ur incapable of reaching out or maintaing any connections

[eyesofskye]

“What can I do you for, darlin? A drink? A dance?”

[eyesofskye]

“Uhm... to be honest, I wasn’t listening. Run that by me again?”

[eyesofskye]

“Good evening!!” lookit this easter cutie.

[eyesofskye]

why do i keep doing this to myself)

[eyesofskye]

Stares blankly at the shelved goodies before him. Should he go for the chocolate bar or gummy bears???