twilight deserved better

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[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Emmett whispering in Bella’s ear while she’s writhing in agony as she becomes a vampire: I’ll give you $50 if you pretend you don’t remember Edward when you wake up

[edvthecvllen]

sorry to bring twilight into this but i’m thinking about remmick creating a vampire monolith vs smeyer’s vampires, regardless of race, all becoming white when they turn

former taken as “he had a point” by some vs latter is smeyer being her unhinged racist mormon self and no one in publishing stopping her like “yeah that makes sense, no implications here”

[edvthecvllen]

i’m late to the bandwagon so i’m sure you already have but if u haven’t PLEASE go watch Sinners if it’s still running in ur local cinema

[normalfem-deactivated20251011]

They hate Rachel Zegler for being confident and unserious as a woman tbh. Only male actors are allowed to be flippant and disparaging about their projects - a female actor has to shower any film she's in with praise and admiration lest she come across as an ungrateful untalented bitch 🙄🙄🙄 everybody LOVED robert Pattinson for chatting shit about the twilight saga at all hours. But when Rachel doss it it's suddenly a problem. MISOGYNYYY

[inber]

people will be like 'proud mama bear 🐻💞👶👶' but then don't teach their kids how to catch whole salmons in their mouth at the river

[jessicanjpa]

Esme and Emmett having the best day ever while everyone else is attending ivy league medical school

[battlescas]

New Moon au where instead of jumping of a cliff Bella dyed her hair some terrible color with shitty dye like a normal person after a bad breakup. Obviously, Alice still showed up.

[forkswashington]

bella swan should've had a cat. i can just picture it, renée let bella take her with her from arizona because bella mostly took care of her anyway. or maybe she was a stray she found trying to get into the garbage outside charlie's house on one of her first nights in forks. bella took her in because she reminded her of herself; cold, alone and unsure of where she belonged. charlie wasn't happy about it at first but reluctantly agreed to let bella keep her because he felt a little guilty about bella not really having any friends in forks. i'd like to imagine she always hid under bella's bed whenever edward was around because she could sense something strange about him. maybe her name was phoenix.

[edvthecvllen]

alright rats fess up who combined “vampire”, “baseball”, “fruit” and “fantasy” thinking the category is twilight

[bellasdumptruckass]

it is truly SO FUNNY that Rosalie said "We have to kill the girl, she knows too much. No, we can't just move instead. I don't want to restart high school again."

[nerd-liv]

Icon honestly.

[bellasdumptruckass]

she is everything to me ❤️

[bellasdumptruckass]

twilight but bella does have feelings for mike, too, so eclipse is a love square. important detail: no one can tell mike about the supernatural shit so he's just confused 100% of the time

[bellasdumptruckass]

anyway here's this

[rythyme]

hey everyone it's been 15 years since twilight. taylor lautner is married to taylor lautner. robert pattinson is a fucking bird. and kristen stewart is doing the dykiest photoshoot imaginable for a rolling stone magazine cover.

[yourfaveisachildofdivorce]

Bella Swan from Twilight is a child of divorce!

[whatadumbasslamb]

effervescent

[momokarp]

That Cullen kid is being weird with your daughter

[alicesstraycat]

He 100% would think they were high

[littlemonkeywedding]

Your medium looks and your plain hair have captivated me mademoiselle

[cullenfucked]

[panlight]

Happy 'small but perfect piece of forever' day to those who celebrate.

But as you're showing your fantasy vampire spouse your mental fanvid of your time together, remember the Volturi are still out there and will be back.

[thebeesareback]

There was a post a few years ago about the things in Twilight which are actually pretty good - like how a human who has turned into a vampire might keep breathing, just out of habit, yet feel strange because there's no relief tied to the action, or how a group of vampires who don't sleep take it in turns holding a baby as she sleeps.

I'd like to add one to the list: in the final book, Bella says that she loves Edward and her daughter, but her new love for her daughter doesn't diminish her love for Edward, as she previously thought it might. I wonder if this is tied into the author's experiences with motherhood and concerns with jealousy and a baby getting the attention and affection that was previously reserved for a partner. Instead, Bella says she has more capacity to love, and it's quite a sweet passage. She says there's not enough time in the day to adore her daughter; not enough time at night to cherish her husband.

Anyway all of that is undermined by the fact that she named her daughter Renesme