Have A Cookie 🍪

I honestly don’t know why I’m still running this blog even, but at least I hope someone actually enjoys the stuff I reblog / post

[momnis-absinthia-deactivated201]

me when markus calls carl “dad”:

[peashooter85]

French sword decorated with bronze, lapis lazuli, and mother of pearl. Crafted by Nicolas Noel Boutet of the Versailles Armory, early 19th century.

from The Hermitage Museum

[hungwy]

That picture of lord farquad fused with markiplier… Where is it

[skarmorer]

[hungwy]

I can die now. Thank you

[skarmorer]

bonus:

[palevic]

[eggdropsoupe-deactivated2016050]

[dappermouth]

who’s here?

[76431uyp23ukdsn]

So lush has actually managed to fit all of time and space into a bath bomb and I’m fully planning on floating through this galaxy FOREVER 🔮✨

[whitehotforevr]

What language are you fluent in?

silence 

[01101010-01100100]

i hate when things happen!

[stephgrips-deactivated20200826]

[unexplained-events]

A digital billboard crashed during a foggy night in Odessa, Ukraine and displayed a floating error warning in the night sky.

[pondwitch]

if i looked up while driving and saw this i would assume the world was ending

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*grown ass 18+ yo*: “XD”

me: how have you preserved your innocence like this, how have you managed to shield yourself from the overwhelming cruelty and sin of this world 

[lennsan]

18 colors, 200 frames, 320x155px

[yoonseok-deactivated20190701]

tell me if my voice isn’t real if i shouldn’t have thrown myself away

[cenkrett]

The quietly desperate work culture of “I hate Mondays”, “thank god it’s Friday”, “working for the weekend”, and similar nonsense is deeply disgusting, and I hate that it’s seen as normal.  We are burning away 70% of our lives waiting for the 30% where we can recuperate from work and actually live for a little while.  This is absolutely not the way life is supposed to be.  This is obscene.

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[skygenders]

I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000

[skygenders]

generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z.