young, dumb with a lack of income

[radicalduck]

"I'd better not get charged twice!!!"

THE POINT OF ME ASKING YOU TO SLIDE YOUR CARD AGAIN IS BECAUSE IT DIDNT WORK THE FIRST TIME YOU FUCK

[f0x1ng]

1788: Europe invades Australia

2016: Australia invades Europe

[sillysymphonys]

[frozun]

[ommanyte]

I feel that substituting sleep with caffeine is a lot like drinking unicorn blood to stay immortal. You will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment it touches your lips

[officialjiggly]

I lick an apple for lunch

[sooothe]

[justcutevines]

Don’t call me fat!

[pellucidus]

[peachbaby1999]

big noses are cute dont let anyone tell u different 

[maryjblige]

[fannylikes]

[fruitnowcan]

[tillerboomin]

He is a powerful man

[sskeptical]

[thundercatsarego]

[r2--d2]

[electricluvv]