#1 Goose fan in the London area

Account resurrected for PWHL shitposting GB, not Ontario. They/Them

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Where in the expansion schedule did it say the torment nexus started at the end of phase 1

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Gimme names

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Expansion news, expansion news, my kingdom for expansion news

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Can someone announce something pleeeeeease

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Let’s go ducks!

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Head coaches should be like Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel - helping their players power through tough messes.

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this forever and cancel expansion

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as we go into expansion i want all the new teams to look at this picture

dont be a homewrecker

spare them

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PWHL be like our league front office of ten people who are extremely enmeshed in all the teams since its all one ownership Is going to execute the most complicated expansion process of all time and there will be no tampering (five minutes into the process) every team is at Daryl watts house

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Not to be homophonic on the first day of pride month but does anyone else think these look awful

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everyone should go write in gwyn for goalie who most deserves a gun

NHL Awards Parody: The 2026 Vesey Awards — Offside News

Vote for your favourite players, teams, and moments of the 2025-2026 NHL, PWHL, CHL, and NCAA hockey seasons!

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success!

NHL Award Parody: The 2026 Vesey Awards — Offside News

The official Offside News Co awards, held annually in honour of Jimmy Vesey, for literally no reason, whatsoever. Remembering the 2025-2026

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Proud to see Abby Roque, Hilary Knight, the Sirens, Laila Edwards, Laila and KK, and Nicole Gosling also feature.

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Hockey RPF where the real people are everyone saying Gos will leave and the plot is that they don’t say that and I say yippee the end

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An aesthetic inspirational quote, for the people

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when i hate on a team its completely fact based and justified. when anyone hates on my team its because they are just too beautiful and have too much love in their hearts and everyone is jealous of this

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First Meeting: The Ottawa Ice Hole and Montreal Glass Crack

I was gonna wait until tomorrow to write this, but wrote it during intermission instead. There's absolutely NO proofreading, so my bad.

Word count: 507

inspired by @azure-skies-with-sun saying they want to see the Ottawa ice hole and the Montreal glass crack kiss

The buzzer overhead rang out, bringing all the chaos on the ice to a halt. The bodies that had just been at battle were now calmly filing out of the rink. The once boisterous crowd quieted, all finding their own idle nothings to keep their attention during intermission. It was in these brief moments before the Zamboni came through, that the Ottawa Ice Hole found her peace. It gave her time to think. To just breathe, yet it didn’t come with the crushing isolation that set in once the lights went down. A soft, unfamiliar voice broke the subtle hum of conversation. “Excuse me?”

Ottawa Ice Hole looked up, her mind momentarily blanking in awe of the woman she saw before her.  “Sorry, I don’t mean to bother you.” Montreal Glass Crack smiled. “I just wanted to say I’m a huge fan. I saw your debut at TD Place, and it was just… spectacular.” she sighed wistfully. Ottawa Ice Hole felt her mouth dry as she floundered to conjure up a response.

“Thank you.” She managed to stammer out, a bit louder than intended. “I uh, I could say the same about you.” It felt as though Montreal Glass Crack’s gaze had her trapped. Her glassy exterior made it hard for Ottawa Ice Hole to know her true intentions, but her beautiful shine drew her in nonetheless. 

“Me? No, you’re just saying that.” A fog appeared on Montreal Glass Crack’s pane as she blushed. “You’re the real star here. I was forgotten after the first period. They didn’t even need to leave the ice for me.”

“Hey.” The calmness in her own voice surprised Ottawa Ice Hole. “You were the talk of the lb. You had Ann-Renée Desbiens running over to help change out the panel. They showed you later on, on the stream! You are a star, whether you believe it or not.” Ottawa Ice Hole reached up, the cold clink of ice against plexiglass couldn’t chill the heat building between the two of them. 

A small tear welled up in the corner of one of the faint cracks that made up Montreal Glass Crack’s visage. A soft chuckle fell from her. “You had people talking about you for days. You had the game delayed for an hour! Articles were written about you… I could never live up to that.”

“You don’t need to.” Ottawa Ice Hole smiled up at Montreal Glass Crack gently, wiping the falling tear away and holding her face. “You are your own phenomenon. You don’t need to compare yourself to me.” She looked around quickly, seeing the audience sit back in their seats, snacks in hand. Along with both teams emerging from the locker rooms. “Hey, we don’t have a lot of time left, but what are you doing after this? Want to grab a drink with me?”

Montreal Glass Crack gave her a warm smile and brought the hand that was cupping her face to her lips, placing a gentle kiss on Ottawa Ice Hole’s frigid knuckles. “I’d like that.”

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Remembered this existed, had to come back to it. Beautiful, touching, a genre defining piece.

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The 2026 PWHLblr Awards

Welcome to the inaugural PWHLblr Awards! The satirical Vesey Awards kind of shoehorned PWHL players into their categories, so I was inspi

I have been made aware of these awards. Vote in them.

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Does anyone have a spare Gosling OT winner game dated moment in their upper deck account and love in their heart?