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you can call me fae, fairy, or miss bones if you're nasty
ask box open for requests. I'm not currently focusing on new ones, but you can still send them if you want. I just have a lot on my to-do list :)
⤷ I almost exclusively write smut, but you can request whateva. headcanons, any kink, dead dove, fluff, any pairing, & I’ll write any gender reader if specified! requesting something doesn't guarantee I'll write it, but reqs will always be open for when I have the time, motivation, and for inspiration. I’m a heaux, so trust that your fantasies are safe with me even if I don’t respond
⤷ ask me anything: pick my brain, share random thoughts, chat with me, drop ur hot takes, idc
⤷ my few hard no’s: 1nc3st, animal hybrids, alpha/omega, rpf. smut/romance must be between adults.
my fandoms: Resident Evil, The Last of Us, The Mandalorian, Silent Hill, AKOTSK, Twilight, My Chem
⤷ I primarily write for Resident Evil/Leon as you can tell
𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐮𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐡:
all fics are smut & x cisfem!reader unless stated otherwise. I never use Y/N.
ᵎᵎ = most popular/my favorites
★ one-shots ★
⟢ᵎᵎ Good Cops Quit - ao3 - wc: 8,9k
re2 Leon - firefighter AU, afab!reader, fluff and smut, falling in love, workplace sex
⟢ᵎᵎ Better Than Ever - ao3 - wc: 5,9k
re9 Leon comes home feeling better than he has in ages, and he knows just how to show you.
⟢ Leather Seats - ao3 - wc: 4,3k
re9 Leon - porsche porn, one night stand
★ requests ★
⟢ Reader finds the jet ski key after Spain
re4 Leon - afab!reader, wall sex, rough&reassuring, jealousy, make-up sex
⟢ Divorcees doing something they shouldn't - wc: 5,7k
re9 Leon - missionary, slighttt breeding kink, heartwrench
⟢ᵎᵎ Non-refundable trip for two - ao3 - wc: 9,9k
any era Leon - hate sex, one bed, sauna smut & more!
⟢ᵎᵎ Stray Cats & Old Dogs - wc: 11,1k
re9 Leon - other woman!reader
⟢ Seven Minutes In Hell - re9 Leon/Grace! Reader - wc: 4k
★ drabbles ★
⟢ vampire leon x reader drabble (gn)
⟢ If Leon asked for more the day after Better Than Ever
⟢ Somnophilia - Leon/Spouse!Reader (gn)
⟢ mission strategy as foreplay
⟢ Under & over the hood - Joel Miller/Reader
★ three’s company ★
⟢ Albert Wesker/Secretary!Reader/Ada Wong - wc: 5,2k
★ series indexes ★
⟢ The Condor & The Swan ⟣
Bodyguard!Leon Kennedy/Princess!Reader semi-AU
12 chapters - ao3 - chapter index
★ headcanons ★
⟢ re2 Leon is a secret pervert
★ eras ★
⟢ eras leon x deepthroating - afab!reader
★ only on ao3 ★ all nsfw ★
ᵎᵎ⟢ What's In A Name - wc: 3,6k ⟣
# - any!Leon, yearning, developing relationship, confessional sex, drinking
It wasn’t that Leon hated his name, not at all. He just hated hearing it. It was always followed up by someone asking him for something. So you tried your best to extend your kindness to him, and to only use his name in positive ways. But maybe you ended up being too kind, and creating too much space in your life for him.
ᵎᵎ⟢ The Fight For Heaven - wc: 5,1k ⟣
# - older!Leon, developing relationship, plot with porn, pregnancy
You considered it a domestic partnership. Leon called you a kept woman. Whatever it was, it was the closest thing to marriage Leon could hope to have. With his job, he just hoped it’d be enough.
⟢ A Good Man Gone Astray - wc: 6k
# - stepdad!Leon, angst, brat taming adjacent
You’d been a nightmare to be around all day. You didn’t mean to be, you woke up on the wrong side of the bed is all. A bed you were dying of frustration on after failing to appease yourself.
Leon was just trying to be a good step-dad. It wasn’t his fault that you arched into his touch. He only wanted to console you and fell down a well instead.
⟢ Like It's The End of the World - wc: 4,5k
# - re2!Leon, during re2, gun play if u squint, dv mentions
You wondered why the police stopped checking on you in your cell, and then they showed up undead. You thought you'd never escape until Leon Kennedy came.
⟢ From The Barrel of Your Eyes - wc: 3,1k
# - plagas!Leon, dubcon, choking, blood and injury
You’re on an undercover intel mission in a lonely and rural part of Spain that you were told would be simple. And it was, until your cover was blown and you lost connection to Hunnigan. Luckily, you crossed paths with Leon Kennedy, and you have a newfound sense of confidence. But your confidence is short lived as he starts blacking out, and his clear blue eyes turn red.
⟢ Let's Take Ten - wc: 2,4k
# - re4!Leon, mission partners, stress relief
“Are you sure you don’t want me to lead, princess?”
“No, it’s fine.” It wasn’t often you were assigned to hands-on missions like this, hence why they sent such a seasoned agent along with you. Having him there was certainly a relief, but not enough to cut through your anxiety.
“Your death grip on your gun says otherwise. We’ve cleared this area now, why don’t we take ten?”
⟢ First Day & First Times - wc: 2,6k
# - re2!Leon, during re2, anal sex (reader receiving)
“What’s one thing you’ve always wanted to try? Like, in bed?”
He almost didn’t answer, but there was no reason to be shy with the last living person he may ever meet.
“Honestly..? Anal.”
★ non-rebh works on ao3 ★
⟢ Picking Up An Extra Shift - wc: 4,1k
# - DCU, bruce wayne/reader, desperation, xes work, voyeurism
When the Batman asked you to be an eye on the inside of the 44Below, he didn’t expect to be so taken aback by what you did. He didn’t expect that the images wouldn’t leave his head either, or that he would be completely overtaken with the need to claim your body. But that was a task for Bruce Wayne.
⟢ Graphic Nature - 10 chapters - total wc: 17,4k
# - DCU, bruce wayne/reader, mutual pining, xes work, falling in love, porn w plot, canon-typical violence, implied/referenced SA
Selina Kyle wasn’t the only waitress at the Iceberg Lounge the Batman had his eyes on. He convinced you to be an eye on the inside, but he had no idea what he was getting into, and you had no idea it would lead to you living in a bat cave until he settled you somewhere safer. But after everything that unfolds, how could you fathom leaving him?
the concept of leon discussing intel and/or mission strategy with his work-partner-turned-friend-with-benefits during foreplay, just before penetration... mmm...
a/n: a short one for ya :) I hope you like it! I took a pinch of liberties and made it during a mission because yum
tags: Leon Kennedy/fem!reader, any Leon (except 2), smut, p in v, standing doggy, hair pulling, creampie, implied fwb, sitrep as foreplay, mid-mission quickie
You and Leon spoke through ragged breaths as you fought for air between frenzied actions. In the middle of a mission, every second to spare counted, so each sentence cut straight to the point.
“Ammo?”
“Full mag, one in the chamber, five boxes on hand.”
Leon hardly nodded before asking the next question on his mental checklist. “Miles to rendezvous?”
“Six and a half,” you breathed. “What’s the plan?”
“Backtrack and circle around—“ a metal clink bounced dully off the narrow walls— “attack from behind—”
He pushed his cock into you with one rough thrust of his hips.
Your brows knit tight as your cunt stretched open around him, and your mouth fell open as he hit your most electrifying spots the very next second. Usually, he took his sweet time getting you ready, entered you slow, savoring every step from foreplay to finale. But in the middle of a mission, he throttled you from point A to B with the calculation and brute strength he brought to every other task.
He pulled out and slammed in again before you even had time to dig your fingernails into the wall.
Part of you was grateful. Each thrust had blunt force enough to knock the air straight out of your lungs, keeping you quiet as you choked on each moan that came out as nothing but a pitiful croak.
Another part was purely on cloud nine. You loved him like this. Fucking you into a cold wall in the middle of nowhere an uncertain many feet underground, gripping your hips as you teetered on your tip toes, your tactical belts rattling between your knees. His free hand found its way into your hair, pulling you back by it as he leaned in to grit into your ear.
“You should see yourself right now, taking me like a cheap whore.”
He sealed it with a kiss to your temple so you couldn’t miss the reverence that lived in such a crude statement.
A shaky whine left your lips as you turned to catch his eyes, and then the floodgates truly opened.
He held the back of your neck to bring you into a sloppy kiss, all fervent tongues and reckless teeth as he picked up the pace even more, pressing your body further into the unforgiving wall. He wedged a hand between it and you to flick his calloused fingers quickly over your clit, your wetness already soaking it along with most of your inner thighs.
You broke the sloppy kiss as stars twinkled in your blurry vision, toes curling in your combat boots, hands reaching behind you to hold onto any part of him you could.
“That’s it, take it, baby. You like it when I’m this rough? Yeah?”
“Fuck, yes, Leon. Don’t stop, don’t—“
“You gonna cum for me right here in this dirty storage room? Gonna soak all over my cock?”
“Leon, oh god, oh—“
If he didn’t have you seized in his big arms, you would’ve crumbled to the floor as your orgasm rocketed through you, hitting you like a seismic wave of ecstasy.
“There it is, fuck,” he grunted, his pace faltering as your cunt gripped him like a vice, each new thrust landing louder as you gushed around him, “so goddamn tight, I’m gonna, ahh—“
Your face buzzed from bliss as he pushed impossibly deep within you, burying his cum there, a shaky thrust pushing him even deeper with each new rope he spent until his whole body softened around you.
A brief moment was spent like that. Sweaty bodies heaving over each other, your heart rates in your ears, his damp forehead resting on your shoulder. The wall was now relievingly cool as you melted into it before you’d have to get back to relying solely on your tired legs to stay upright.
However brief the moment was, it was the most you could afford to remain like that. He pressed a hand onto the wall to steady himself as he stood with a gravelly sigh, and you closed your eyes to soak up the last seconds of rest as you heard his belt fastening back into its rightful way, clenching your thighs together and biting your lower lip as his cum threatened to pool out.
“C’mon,” he said, brushing your hair out of your face to kiss your forehead. You hummed in response, the only amount of stalling you could afford. He chuckled and smacked your ass, gripping it in his hands with a smirk. “Back to work.”
You gasped and looked down between your feet, where his cum landed in a milky puddle on the dirty ground.
i had a lil sneak peek at ur wip list (which is amazing btw i’m so seated for every one of them for as long as needed lovely) but omg the re9 leon role playing as strangers one? i feel like that vanilla lace gif where she eats the donut and has this amazing realisation like…whoever requested that recognises REALLL, i’m so excited for that fic the most 🙏
looking up that gif was a treat lmaoo, that's exactly how I feel reading SO many of the requests I get. they really did cook with that idea, I'm quite excited to get started on it >:)
You know I feel like this is really hard to find for Leon specifically because I’ve tried to look for it and nothing comes up, can you do a best friends brother or brothers best friend Leon x reader semi public kinda enemies to lovers fan fic. I need NEED to read something like that maybe at a wedding for your friend where you are the maid of honor and Leon is the best man, or something like your at your best friends house for a sleepover
you still planning on writing the wesker/leon/reader threesome?
for sure! I just can't make any promises about when. I can feel the urge to write again approaching though...
I'll probably do some other to-do's first to find my groove again. the last 3sum fics kinda burned me out, so I'll make sure to do my next one's in a more sustainable way (aka slow and steady instead of hyperfixation 10k word days) (and also make it a reasonable word count so help me god) (T_T)
i dont wanna reblog your hate but your “they can’t all be bangers” and “flaws are a natural part of improving any craft, but especially the arts” really resonated as someone who feels like my writing has taken a huge dip compared to what it was. especially when it’s seemingly not hitting for others when i share it as much as my earlier stuff did. times are hard rn and i needed to see that, so thanks
freedom from the pressure to make everything your magnum opus is the best gift you can give yourself as any kind of creator imo. I’m glad it resonated with you, it’s something I say all the time irl!
Hiiiii! Here are some writers I wanna shoutout for their work! Leon-centric, mainly.
@und34dd0ll especially their Mean Mister Agent and His Tough Little Rookie series!!! CW for Leon being a meany at first, daddy kink, daddy issues, reader has a crappy dad. BUT OMG THE DYNAMIC BETWEEN LEON AND READER IS SO YUMMY!
@julymist has a bunch of great one-shots and her You're Gonna Be Okay series makes my heart melt. Her current series is Leon x OC, Holding Out for a Hero, is super cool! Her OC, Nora, is awesome, and I love the details that julymist puts into the story and into her character. CW for dead dove content in some of her fics, but a lot of her work is not, so I suggest browsing her work.
@dzaneh has a really sweet and angsty Leon x Ashley series called "Through Different Eyes" that I really enjoy. I like the way Leon and Ashley's dynamic is portrayed in this series, and it feels very in character to me.
@matarath has multiple longfics for Leon and Chris and her work is super hot and super fun and always makes me happy to read. Her Ao3 account is under the same name.
@f41ryb0nes has a fantastic Leon x Reader longfic called The Condor and the Swan with princess Reader and he is her bodyguard. Super emotional and the smut is hot. She also did a series of threesome oneshot fics recently that were hot and a lot of fun.
@alibellerosetta who is primarily active on Ao3 under the same username, but has a wonderful selection of Leon fics and a couple Luis fics. She posts very consistently and always has fun and new ideas that make me excited to read.
Thank you for the recommendations! Same drill as last time, folks. Go give these writers some love ❤️! Mind content warnings ⚠️ and enjoy. Don't forget to comment and reblog your favorites!
ure a real one for making leon a firefighter instead of a cop given the corruption of the rpd like i REFUSE to believe had the outbreak not happened like that he'd just b okay w working for them
yeah it definitely wouldn’t be in line with his character. imo capcom pretty clearly made leon a cop as a plot device to walk the average american player (see also: men) through the emotional journey from “he’s a cop and wants to save people! I see myself in him” to “the police have done the opposite of saving people, the system he I believed in is immoral down to the core and can only be rectified by bringing it to the ground." Claire's campaign makes it even clearer with Sherry and Irons, spectacular writing there
resident evil cannot be separated from broad themes of anti-americanism tbh. umbrella as a whole is a clear allegory to the dangers of medicine for profit (power). leon being forced to serve could easily be interpreted as commentary on how the military preys on vulnerable populations in recruitment. or in Krauser’s case, how the command structure turns people into killing machines and then abandons them, resulting in many becoming unrecognizable/monsters (a parallel to US soldiers who defect to the opposing side, or more commonly those who become violent monsters in their personal lives). chris’ character is defined by the human cost of combat. re6 gets into the white house of it all. that messaging is a huge part of what drew me to the franchise! it’s so expertly written