[florial]

[ohyukh]

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

[gaypeopletwitter]

[emilykrasinskis-deactivated2019]

Brie Larson photographed by Cheril Sanchez for Who What Wear, March 2019.

[cojonauta-deactivated20181120]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

Women sitting like THIS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[taintedslurpee]

[svpremer]

[viinnttaaggee]

fall in love with someone who wants you, who waits for you. who understands you even in the madness; someone who helps you, and guides you, someone who is your support, your hope. fall in love with someone who talks with you after a fight. fall in love with someone who misses you and wants to be with you. do not fall in love only with a body or with a face; or with the idea of being in love.

[valtsv]

i love the phrase “you’re not wrong” because nowhere does it imply that you’re right either

[tomclancysfan]

[valtsv]

[elenaalvar-deactivated20200112]

You’re perfect. I want you to know that you are enough. I’m not judging you, and I am in awe of who you’ve become. And if, for one second, I ever made you feel like you weren’t a freaking perfect piece of work, then I’m sorry.

[the-bluespirit]

get you someone who looks at you the way jennifer hudson looks at lady gaga.

[valtsv]

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

[aesthyric]

[tblmemesbr]

[why-do-i-need-to-type-a-name]

Oshit

[fortjester]

[actualmichelle]

:D

[candidcaleb]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[whatsnextapollo]

In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, it’s possible that there’s another even darker level to the story. When Scott Calvin shows up at the North Pole as the new Santa, not only do the elves not appear surprised, they seem happy to see him and not at all upset about the Santa he replaced. And furthermore, at the very beginning of the movie, we see an elf standing with a crowd of children outside a toy store near Scott’s house. Why would she already be there if she didn’t have some sort of prior knowledge of what was going to occur? This leaves me no choice but to conclude that the elves not only hated the previous Santa but actually orchestrated his demise.

tl;dr: In The Santa Clause, the elves totally murdered the previous Santa.

[whatsnextapollo]

Update: In The Santa Clause 2, the Easter Bunny says kids are 86% happier since Scott became Santa.  86%.  Clearly, the last Santa was so terrible, the elves had to off him.

Also, according to The Santa Clause 2, Santa has to be married in order to remain Santa, which means that the previous Santa must have been married - but there’s no Mrs. Clause around when Scott gets to the North Pole.  What happened to her?

And finally, I think this raises some pretty serious questions about Bernard’s sudden disappearance in between The Santa Clause 2 and 3.  Just how badly did Curtis want to be Head Elf?

Just how many people have the elves murdered?  Clearly those rosy cheeks and innocent, childlike faces are hiding some pretty dark secrets.

[piercingsandink]

Oh my god

[iopele]

now this is the kind of Christmas post I want on my dash

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

The Santa Clause was just a Yuletide Julius Caesar.

[iamartemisday]

Beware the Yules of December!

[citizenjolras]

Yulius Caesar