Queen Of Chaos

Cats. Body positivity. Mental health. Tattoos. Humour. Memes. Basically just me.

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[wilwheaton]

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[imoverthemooon]

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

[crimegoku]

*sticks to you*

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

[a-star-that-fell]

[image: a bright green lizard with brown stripes on its head, staring at the viewer.]

[sleepyurl]

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

[coolxatu]

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[knifebucket]

me rereading my own writing: this bitch fucking loves commas

[sophiaeck]

i love to learn. unfortunately my brain doesn’t like to remember

[coveredinbees]

Anthony Bridgerton text posts, part 372.

[teaboot]

Yooo if you impulsively cut or dye your hair or get piercings and tattoos or buy expensive shit during stressful times its prob because you feel like you lack control over your life and are attempting to reaffirm that you have power so if you’re worried about impulsively making big decisions and fucking things up for yourself u can try goofing with temporary tattoos, stickers, rearranging furniture, washable markers, doing crazy makeup, saving pictures of all the shit u wanna buy, designing a Sims house, etc and that might achieve the same effect

[problemsleuth]

i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

[problemsleuth]

unbutton your shirt and show off some cleavage and wear some sexy underwear and maybe then youll feel better.

[problemsleuth]

everything alright over there champ?

[stellarsoular]

[bakwaaas]

the feminine urge to buy an overpriced Drink every time it’s sunny outside

[cyrsed]

i love that humans love cats 

[cyrsed]

oh but i did not like it when i dropped my markers under the couch and felt what i thought was tiny warm human fingers reaching out to touch mine 

[lizardsister]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[radishnt]

“but what if my friend gets offended and hates me and refuses to speak to me after i set a boundary” easy peasy! that is not your friend. hope this helps