[threefates]

‘jonathan and the brides’ milwaukee ballet production of michael pink’s dracula

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[beardedmrbean]

[theradicalace]

we cannot live in chains

[doiclenchmyfists]

I think about these pics often.

[i-am-the-oyster]

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[enbyogre]

Ryland Grace is Sandy from Spongebob

[enbyogre]

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[knight-in-shimmering-armour]

Claudia's ghost seeing Armand deliver the iconic "My daughter was my sister was my throw pillow when he wouldn't look at me kindly lestat lestat lestat lestat... And you threw her name around just for cover but it always circled back to him" like "bitch I loathe you and I hope you die but that was a certified banger."

[winjennster]

[syoddeye]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[patricia-taxxon]

ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.

[patricia-taxxon]

"someone who really has pOCD would be disgusted and horrified at their intrusive thoughts" or maybe i'm in therapy & am going by the books, being radically ambivalent to my intrusive thoughts instead of wasting energy mentally washing my paws of sin. i'm not going to perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed.

[elamimax]

"I won't perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed" is going straight into my permanent storage holy shit

[depsidase]

[4waystreet]

the idea that predators and abusers are an ontological category of person, rather than everyone having the capacity to be predatory and abusive, leads to people having no regard for boundaries because they think that predation only comes from evil people ™

[nextlevelsmp3]

been thinking about this tweet for a month straight

[rainbow-femme]

Bro they got geep in Ohio