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claudia

[oomshi]

[kingjaffejoffer]

I was on a conference call feeling real disrespected because every time I made a suggestion or answered a question people kept talking over me and ignoring what the fuck I was saying.

10 minutes later I discovered I had muted my phone the whole time. 

I was on some real Sixth Sense shit

[dutchstore]

[iwontallowit]

[homoz]

[teenagerposts]

the fray: where did i go wrong….. i lost a friend…..  somewhere along in the bitterness….. and i would have stayed up with you all night……  had i known how to save a life……

12 year old me:

[leilli]

i didnt know about suicide or whatever back then so i always kinda thought bitterness was wilderness and he just kinda left his friend on a mountain somewhere

[queer-corvid-deactivated2020050]

wait, it’s about suicide?????

[casual-caroline]

me running after my pets to see what’s in their mouths

[sparklymarina]

[fuckyeahcyrus]

[photographyofdavidhanjani]

[smothermewithaffection]

So I got this ad on youtube...

It’s for U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising how great their streaming service is. You can even , the guy in the ad says, stream hours of grass mowing.

And I go… “wait a minute…that sounds weird…why hasn’t this ad ended yet?”

And I look at the bottom. 

the ad is seven hours long.

[smothermewithaffection]

UPDATE

i’m half an hour in

the guy’s come back a couple times. his mower broke down and he went to get more gas. he came back and started it up again, drove around a few more times making comments about it being fun and “you still watchin? weird.” After a bit he took out a ruler and started measuring the grass.

[smothermewithaffection]

He pulled out a book and a lawn chair and started reading, but he just left and said he’ll be back soon

[smothermewithaffection]

he brought out an umbrella but it fell over so he left and came back and tried to fix it but it completely broke so he stalked off, dragging the chair behind him. i’m loving this.

[smothermewithaffection]

HE BROUGHT OUT A HAND-HELD UMBRELLA

[smothermewithaffection]

he’s really getting into the book

[smothermewithaffection]

He put away the umbrella and book and stuff and now he’s measuring the grass again.

[smothermewithaffection]

HE’S GONNA PLAY CROQUET

[smothermewithaffection]

the sprinklers turned on…i’m two hours into this thing

[elodieunderglass]

more compelling than real tv tbh

[chickenfarmersan]

[llttlemermaid]

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

[meladoodle]

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

[7cry-deactivated20190123]

me walking into class late, 2 over due essays, didn’t do the extra reading, no pen, no notes, and didn’t bring the textbook

[weenie-hut-general]

[alexander]

Soda is just crunchy water

[aaronexplainsitall]

[evenstarsinthesky]

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]