PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@fable-creation
Introduction
The evil old used car salesman. That’s it. This is a rp account so I will respond in character-
Tags System
By the decree of King Gilded - replying to questions
Gaslight, gatekeep, godhood, gilded - reblogs
Forks are scary but so am I - random posts
Pronouns
Fable - He/him
@storm-system-1 - ask
Mr fable why is everyone yelling at you and being mean?
I don't know, Rae. I am just trying to help them.
Everyone is scary. Will they hurt me?
Yes, stay away from them.
Mr fable why is everyone yelling at you and being mean?
I don't know, Rae. I am just trying to help them.
Everyone is scary. Will they hurt me?
No, I’ll protect you. I promise.
I think I found Icarus, and I think they're in Elysium. I hate to ask you to go, but everyone is busy. I don't know if they're there, but maybe it's a lead.
- @quixis-midas
Icarus isn't here. I have already searched for them.
Mr fable why is everyone yelling at you and being mean?
I don't know, Rae. I am just trying to help them.
⍦u⌆k y⌘u, F⌗ble.
Yo⍕'r⍾ a ter⌭ib⍔e f⌗the⌭.
-⌬⍕⌇⎷⌇⍩ ( @rainbows-of-flashing-lights )
Oh, another Midas. What have I done this time?
W⏅at ha⌮en't you d⌘ne ho⍹est⍔y.
Oh ⌇ do⍹'t kn⌘w. May⍒e abu⍩ing your c⏅ildren? O⌭ I gu⍾ss ch⌇ld, bec⌗use I kno⍬ how ⍅ou fe⍾l about ⌭⌗⍾.
⏅⌘⍬ ⍋⌘ ⍅⌘⍕ ⏇⍹⌘⍬ ⌾⍅ ⍹⌗⌾⍾?
I haven’t done anything to abuse Icarus.
T⏅en wh⍅ are ⏚hey so s⌆ared of di⍩sap⌘inting y⌘u?
an⍋ I see y⌘u ar⍾n't ev⍾n goi⍹g to men⏚ion R⌗e?
Rae is not my son. Icarus is my only son.
Ra⍾ is ⍩till un⍋er your ca⌭e. a⍹d the on⍔y th⌇ng he's e⌮er done t⌘ you wa⍩ be born.
It n⌘t his fa⍕lt tha⏚ Is⍔a c⏅eat⍾d on y⌘u.
Rae is not under my care? He’s a grown adult.
Wh⍾n they we⌭e ki⍋s- a⏚ lea⍩t
He wa⍩ yo⍕r res⏄onsi⍒ility, a⍹d you di⍋n't tr⍾at hi⌾ l⌇ke you shou⍔d've.
He’s not my son. Not my responsibility.
Who el⍩e was goi⍹g t⌘ ta⏇e c⌗re of him?
E⍹de⌭ian, who ⍋idn't know s⏅e h⌗d a son?
I⍩la, w⏅o you ⌆urse⍋?
⍬ho. En⍔ight⍾n ⌾e, pl⍾ase.
You would take care of a child who’s not yours and not your responsibility?
If ⍹o one e⍔se was g⌘ing to, th⍾n yes. ⍅es I wo⍕ld.
He is fine. Icarus took care of him. Because he is a good brother.
⍦u⌆k y⌘u, F⌗ble.
Yo⍕'r⍾ a ter⌭ib⍔e f⌗the⌭.
-⌬⍕⌇⎷⌇⍩ ( @rainbows-of-flashing-lights )
Oh, another Midas. What have I done this time?
W⏅at ha⌮en't you d⌘ne ho⍹est⍔y.
Oh ⌇ do⍹'t kn⌘w. May⍒e abu⍩ing your c⏅ildren? O⌭ I gu⍾ss ch⌇ld, bec⌗use I kno⍬ how ⍅ou fe⍾l about ⌭⌗⍾.
⏅⌘⍬ ⍋⌘ ⍅⌘⍕ ⏇⍹⌘⍬ ⌾⍅ ⍹⌗⌾⍾?
I haven’t done anything to abuse Icarus.
T⏅en wh⍅ are ⏚hey so s⌆ared of di⍩sap⌘inting y⌘u?
an⍋ I see y⌘u ar⍾n't ev⍾n goi⍹g to men⏚ion R⌗e?
Rae is not my son. Icarus is my only son.
Ra⍾ is ⍩till un⍋er your ca⌭e. a⍹d the on⍔y th⌇ng he's e⌮er done t⌘ you wa⍩ be born.
It n⌘t his fa⍕lt tha⏚ Is⍔a c⏅eat⍾d on y⌘u.
Rae is not under my care? He’s a grown adult.
Wh⍾n they we⌭e ki⍋s- a⏚ lea⍩t
He wa⍩ yo⍕r res⏄onsi⍒ility, a⍹d you di⍋n't tr⍾at hi⌾ l⌇ke you shou⍔d've.
He’s not my son. Not my responsibility.
Who el⍩e was goi⍹g t⌘ ta⏇e c⌗re of him?
E⍹de⌭ian, who ⍋idn't know s⏅e h⌗d a son?
I⍩la, w⏅o you ⌆urse⍋?
⍬ho. En⍔ight⍾n ⌾e, pl⍾ase.
You would take care of a child who’s not yours and not your responsibility?
⍦u⌆k y⌘u, F⌗ble.
Yo⍕'r⍾ a ter⌭ib⍔e f⌗the⌭.
-⌬⍕⌇⎷⌇⍩ ( @rainbows-of-flashing-lights )
Oh, another Midas. What have I done this time?
W⏅at ha⌮en't you d⌘ne ho⍹est⍔y.
Oh ⌇ do⍹'t kn⌘w. May⍒e abu⍩ing your c⏅ildren? O⌭ I gu⍾ss ch⌇ld, bec⌗use I kno⍬ how ⍅ou fe⍾l about ⌭⌗⍾.
⏅⌘⍬ ⍋⌘ ⍅⌘⍕ ⏇⍹⌘⍬ ⌾⍅ ⍹⌗⌾⍾?
I haven’t done anything to abuse Icarus.
T⏅en wh⍅ are ⏚hey so s⌆ared of di⍩sap⌘inting y⌘u?
an⍋ I see y⌘u ar⍾n't ev⍾n goi⍹g to men⏚ion R⌗e?
Rae is not my son. Icarus is my only son.
Ra⍾ is ⍩till un⍋er your ca⌭e. a⍹d the on⍔y th⌇ng he's e⌮er done t⌘ you wa⍩ be born.
It n⌘t his fa⍕lt tha⏚ Is⍔a c⏅eat⍾d on y⌘u.
Rae is not under my care? He’s a grown adult.
Wh⍾n they we⌭e ki⍋s- a⏚ lea⍩t
He wa⍩ yo⍕r res⏄onsi⍒ility, a⍹d you di⍋n't tr⍾at hi⌾ l⌇ke you shou⍔d've.
He’s not my son. Not my responsibility.
⍦u⌆k y⌘u, F⌗ble.
Yo⍕'r⍾ a ter⌭ib⍔e f⌗the⌭.
-⌬⍕⌇⎷⌇⍩ ( @rainbows-of-flashing-lights )
Oh, another Midas. What have I done this time?
W⏅at ha⌮en't you d⌘ne ho⍹est⍔y.
Oh ⌇ do⍹'t kn⌘w. May⍒e abu⍩ing your c⏅ildren? O⌭ I gu⍾ss ch⌇ld, bec⌗use I kno⍬ how ⍅ou fe⍾l about ⌭⌗⍾.
⏅⌘⍬ ⍋⌘ ⍅⌘⍕ ⏇⍹⌘⍬ ⌾⍅ ⍹⌗⌾⍾?
I haven’t done anything to abuse Icarus.
T⏅en wh⍅ are ⏚hey so s⌆ared of di⍩sap⌘inting y⌘u?
an⍋ I see y⌘u ar⍾n't ev⍾n goi⍹g to men⏚ion R⌗e?
Rae is not my son. Icarus is my only son.
Ra⍾ is ⍩till un⍋er your ca⌭e. a⍹d the on⍔y th⌇ng he's e⌮er done t⌘ you wa⍩ be born.
It n⌘t his fa⍕lt tha⏚ Is⍔a c⏅eat⍾d on y⌘u.
Rae is not under my care? He’s a grown adult.
⍦u⌆k y⌘u, F⌗ble.
Yo⍕'r⍾ a ter⌭ib⍔e f⌗the⌭.
-⌬⍕⌇⎷⌇⍩ ( @rainbows-of-flashing-lights )
Oh, another Midas. What have I done this time?
W⏅at ha⌮en't you d⌘ne ho⍹est⍔y.
Oh ⌇ do⍹'t kn⌘w. May⍒e abu⍩ing your c⏅ildren? O⌭ I gu⍾ss ch⌇ld, bec⌗use I kno⍬ how ⍅ou fe⍾l about ⌭⌗⍾.
⏅⌘⍬ ⍋⌘ ⍅⌘⍕ ⏇⍹⌘⍬ ⌾⍅ ⍹⌗⌾⍾?
I haven’t done anything to abuse Icarus.
T⏅en wh⍅ are ⏚hey so s⌆ared of di⍩sap⌘inting y⌘u?
an⍋ I see y⌘u ar⍾n't ev⍾n goi⍹g to men⏚ion R⌗e?
Rae is not my son. Icarus is my only son.
⍦u⌆k y⌘u, F⌗ble.
Yo⍕'r⍾ a ter⌭ib⍔e f⌗the⌭.
-⌬⍕⌇⎷⌇⍩ ( @rainbows-of-flashing-lights )
Oh, another Midas. What have I done this time?
W⏅at ha⌮en't you d⌘ne ho⍹est⍔y.
Oh ⌇ do⍹'t kn⌘w. May⍒e abu⍩ing your c⏅ildren? O⌭ I gu⍾ss ch⌇ld, bec⌗use I kno⍬ how ⍅ou fe⍾l about ⌭⌗⍾.
⏅⌘⍬ ⍋⌘ ⍅⌘⍕ ⏇⍹⌘⍬ ⌾⍅ ⍹⌗⌾⍾?
I haven’t done anything to abuse Icarus.
⍦u⌆k y⌘u, F⌗ble.
Yo⍕'r⍾ a ter⌭ib⍔e f⌗the⌭.
-⌬⍕⌇⎷⌇⍩ ( @rainbows-of-flashing-lights )
Oh, another Midas. What have I done this time?
Hey Fable, can you tell me a single time I've lied to Icarus?
Thanks!
- @quixis-midas
I have never lied to my son. Not once.
I didn't ask that. I asked when did I lie.
You lied when you said you cared about them.
No? Where the hell would you get that idea from? I basically sacrificed most of the multiverse and myself for them?
You sometimed make no sense.
Then why did you allow them to suffer for months with the wack?
I couldn't do shit about it. Like I was trying so hard I almost destroyed myself.
So yeah, I care about them.
Anything else I lied about according to you?
You lied about how long they would be in the WorldPort.
No I didn't. I said not for eternity. Which is true.
Then where is he currently?
They are in a pocket dimension, still in the worldport, and not yet aware of the multiverse. Pick a version. They've got multiple.
What do you mean there’s multiple versions of him?
There is more of me too. We're coming for you. Also there is more yous but im not giving you details i do not want the evil car salesmen to unionize.
Why would you be coming for me? Obviously they have different versions of me.
Cuz you're an asshole? Anyway I think you can meet one Fable. The nice one.
@guiding-gilded-light ? This is the og Fable. Have fun.
I am nice? What are you talking about?
Hey Fable, can you tell me a single time I've lied to Icarus?
Thanks!
- @quixis-midas
I have never lied to my son. Not once.
I didn't ask that. I asked when did I lie.
You lied when you said you cared about them.
No? Where the hell would you get that idea from? I basically sacrificed most of the multiverse and myself for them?
You sometimed make no sense.
Then why did you allow them to suffer for months with the wack?
I couldn't do shit about it. Like I was trying so hard I almost destroyed myself.
So yeah, I care about them.
Anything else I lied about according to you?
You lied about how long they would be in the WorldPort.
No I didn't. I said not for eternity. Which is true.
Then where is he currently?
They are in a pocket dimension, still in the worldport, and not yet aware of the multiverse. Pick a version. They've got multiple.
What do you mean there’s multiple versions of him?
There is more of me too. We're coming for you. Also there is more yous but im not giving you details i do not want the evil car salesmen to unionize.
Why would you be coming for me? Obviously they have different versions of me.
Hey Fable, can you tell me a single time I've lied to Icarus?
Thanks!
- @quixis-midas
I have never lied to my son. Not once.
I didn't ask that. I asked when did I lie.
You lied when you said you cared about them.
No? Where the hell would you get that idea from? I basically sacrificed most of the multiverse and myself for them?
You sometimed make no sense.
Then why did you allow them to suffer for months with the wack?
I couldn't do shit about it. Like I was trying so hard I almost destroyed myself.
So yeah, I care about them.
Anything else I lied about according to you?
You lied about how long they would be in the WorldPort.
No I didn't. I said not for eternity. Which is true.
Then where is he currently?
They are in a pocket dimension, still in the worldport, and not yet aware of the multiverse. Pick a version. They've got multiple.
What do you mean there’s multiple versions of him?
*wacks your crown to paper*
⏚⍾⍾⏅⍾⍾ ⍒⦚⏚⌆⏅
- @your-guardian-this-millennia
What the- what is this??
:D
⦚⏚'⍩ ⌆⌘⍹⍩⍾⌬⍕⍾⍹⌆⍾⍩
That’s Quixian, isn’t it? What does it say?
⦚⏚ ⍩⌗⍅⍩ ⟒⍕⌆⏇ ⍅⌘⍕.
I can’t read that.
Hey Fable, can you tell me a single time I've lied to Icarus?
Thanks!
- @quixis-midas
I have never lied to my son. Not once.
I didn't ask that. I asked when did I lie.
You lied when you said you cared about them.
No? Where the hell would you get that idea from? I basically sacrificed most of the multiverse and myself for them?
You sometimed make no sense.
Then why did you allow them to suffer for months with the wack?
I couldn't do shit about it. Like I was trying so hard I almost destroyed myself.
So yeah, I care about them.
Anything else I lied about according to you?
You lied about how long they would be in the WorldPort.
No I didn't. I said not for eternity. Which is true.
Then where is he currently?
