carpe noctem

things that make me feel alive

[fleurduart]

Leo Putz, Vanitas, particolare

[nutsacktorturer]

Northern Europeans

don’t wash their ass

anal about everything

eat unhealthy food

depressed because obsessed with work

all speak english

boring architecture

loves paying taxes

shit weather

would rather die than talk to another human

just eat potatoes and bread

drink gross beer

pale

ooh gah boo gah bang rock togeth

obeys health and safety

shitty bicycles

loves yanks

barbarian cavemen languages

obeys germany

loves the government

invented the eu

boring cold oceans

Southern Europeans

wash their ass

chill

eat superior mediterranean diet

happy, literally just sleep during work

don’t speak english think it’s gay

beautiful architecture

would rather die than pay a tax

good weather

outgoing and social

eat tomatoes and olives

drink a variety of fine wines

tanned

cradle of civilization

doesn’t care about dumb laws

superior scooters

hates yanks

civilised latin languages

tells germany to get fucked

doesn’t even have a government usually

invented twinks

beautiful mediterranean ocean

[kernjosh]

notebooks from a trip to ukraine in april last year <3

[sirskii]

[dsxsbx]

[knowing]

[sollertias]

A Cloud Study, Sunset by John Constable, c. 1821 (detail)

[fart21]

Corita Kent, ftiger, 1965

[missydunaway]

[gerdaros]

[megazal]

[poolmoss]

[florial]

[fratpad]

[tankaramo]

me, after buying things for myself and trying not to feel guilty about it: *through gritted teeth* s-self care

[love]

By Rene Magritte

[especially]