baby you're so perfect

BLAIR FAWLEY. QUEEN. Hufflepuff 5th year. The only girl who truly looks good in yellow. Sacred 28. Descended from a Minister of Magic, and the maker of Quick Quotes Quills, but still the best and brightest of them all. Princess's owner. Dueling club cheerleader, Frog Choir superstar, and future Hogwarts Herald fashion and gossip columnist. Most importantly, starter of the Fawley Fund for pretty girls everywhere who are wasting their potential.

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max-ollivander:

It stops people from dying, on occasion.

I don’t think I’m high at all, just really tired and a little loopy from it. You know that feeling, when you’ve been awake for way too long and your brain sort of goes to sleep without the rest of your body?

That’s totes useful, I take back everything bad I’ve ever said about the bezoars.

Oh, I’ve totes done that before when I took a plane to America but refused to sleep because like, ew, I might have gotten mugged. Can you take a nap soon or something? Or are you afraid of like, bezoar dreams?

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Text ✉️ blairca

Becca: I actually can't even argue with that logic, I'd definitely feel like they were lying if I found out. But that's why I don't want to date anybody, then nobody can get hurt :p

Blair: Not date anybody ever? Ew, are you like training to be a nun?

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“it’s much more exciting...” →  open

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finestmclaggen:

“Like, that’s a thing? But do you know how many names I’ll have to take on so that they don’t look like losers? Ugh.”

“I think so? I mean, some shows are so boring, they must use fake people to call in with some of those ridic problems they feature. Should we start making a list of fake names now? They can’t all sound too the same or the audience will be suspicious.”

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“it’s much more exciting...” →  open

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solcno:

“Aww, thank you Blair. I mean, how many of us look like trolls anyway? Not like being a troll is a bad thing, right? Those folks are pretty darn clever with their gold and things. I think the whole point of learning to brew them is so that you don’t poisoned by a bought one. Like a safety measure.”

“I think it’s like, personal opinion? And what they look like on the inside, since Justin’s super hot but also deffo a troll on the inside. Oh... People sell poison potions? Gross. Maybe the Auror department just needs a few trustworthy potions people instead, then? Like, how many Aurors really go bad?”

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solcno:

“Changing out of my Quidditch gear of course! And I always double up on the underwear! No one is ever gonna see me naked ever!”

“Wait, double like, you wear two pairs at once? Like tighty whities under boxers or -- Merlin, how does this work?”

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Text ✉️ blairca

Becca: If you consider deliberately withholding information a lie,, sure.

Blair: Um, kind of? Like, if you asked your boyfriend if he was cheating on you and he just avoided the question so he didn't have to tell you that he totes did, isn't that still lying?

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Text || Bleo

Leo: Same, but ugh. Besides I have written my own love songs so i don't really need to cover any of hers

Blair: OMG WOW!!! you must really like this girl! Or else be like, super good at empathizing? Is that the right word?

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zabinilegacy:

Ugh who knows, maybe they were just trying to scare us by showing us the options of our future if we didn’t work hard.

That’s actually like super sneaky, I thought teachers were supposed to like us more than this. I’m going to have to have like, a serious talk with my advisor at career counseling this month.

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Text - Blustin

Justin: Because I didn't laugh at an offensive joke? Oh well.

Blair: I don't make the rules, I just know them. I like, get people. Except you, you're weird.

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Text || Bleo

Leo: But it's still by her 😦😦😦

Blair: I like, super doubt she actually wrote it.

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Text ✉️ blairca

Becca: No, I think stars movements are pretty predictable, actually. And I don't think they lie, just avoid telling humans things outright?

Blair: So... they lie.

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Text ✉️ blairca

Becca: Centaurs are always saying that the stars are changing position, though... and they also don't like people very much?

Blair: So like, stars go crazy so centaurs are crazy? Or they make stuff up?

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Text || Bleo

Leo: Oh okay? But I'm not much of a Selena G fan...

Blair: Me either, but covers exist and it's literally Love Song!

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olstarhopkins:

I wouldn’t say super into fashion, but Stacey does love clothes and stuff - she’s way older than us, though, so like it’s not exactly like you’d run in the same circles or anything. She and I are frieinds online if you wanna find her through me but she might think it’s weird that someone a decade younger than her is hitting her up. I’m definitely not going to wear diamonds or pearls to break up a whole red outfit - how can something look dull and like it’s on fire at the same time? Ugghhhhh fine, but if you decide to watch it the magic is over now! So he finally ges himself together after the breakup, has a conversation with Summer about how maybe he was right about The One but maybe it wasn’t her, and when he goes to a job interview finally in the career he’s always wanted, he runs into a new girl, Autumn, who’s gorgeous and funny and they have the cutest meet-cute in the world as the credits roll.

More into fashion than you, that’s totes still promising. Way old is good, it means she’s been out in the world, she’s seen things. Um, it’s not weird if you have a passion for fashion, trust me, she’ll totes get it. Well obvi, you’re a boy, but like, you should never be wearing all one color unless you’re backstage at the theater like, pulling on ropes to close the curtain or something. He went from dating... Summer... to Autumn? Well damn, don’t get too attached, Winter and Spring still haven’t had their turns yet.

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zabinilegacy:

Who knows, honestly those options were kind of insulting. Boring is an understatement. 

Do you think they were like, trying to depress us into working harder or something?

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Text || Bleo

Leo: What's that even mean?

Blair: It's a lyric, duh. When I say something it's important and you should probs look it up :-p