#dash:oliver

[fairygodmadison]

@ollyofarendelle:

You’re just in control of your own life and no one else is, that’s all. Like, you get up every day by yourself and make breakfast and do laundry and stuff? That’s crazy. I’m your age but I still wait on my parents to do all that for me.

Well, me and Masey-Mace, but we’re wombmates, so that’s okay that we rely on each other so much. Really? So like, you still let you fold your underwear for you and everything? That’s sort of gross, no offense.

[emmaofarendelle]

@ollyofarendelle:

Yess! Easy credit, minimal work! I’m down, Em-Cee-Squared! If I ever create anything, you can totally have your name on my sign too. #cousinsquad #toocoolforschool

Consider it done, Ol-Star! I’m totally happy to share my work with my favorite cousin. And, since I’m the best ever, I’ve decided this year I’ll stop being totally opposed to winter, and I’ll enter the snowman making contest with you. #coolestcousinsinthekingdom #auradonprepcantevenhandleus

[becclawtheraven]

@lionhearthopkins

You’ll never get away with it!

You don’t know what tricks I might have up my sleeve. After all, I’ve got feminine wiles as an advantage, and that’s just for starters!

[becclawtheraven]

oliverhopkins:

Yeah, of course!  I’m sure penguins would like more friends.

I’d actually love that. You know I’m a decent reader but I don’t really know that many books that I could read to a child. I might pick up something really crude like Fifty Shades of Grey and read it to my kid. That’d be so traumatizing.

Is swimming with penguins actually some sort of sponsored event, the way it is with dolphins? Or are we creating our own adventure?

I have entire age-appropriate lists ranging from Goodnight Moon as newborns to things like Percy Jackson and the Olympians once they reach approximately age nine. And as an avid reader, a pro-tip that I have for you is to never give Fifty Shades of Grey to anyone, ever. In fact, if you own a copy, that might be one of the only books I’d ever support burning.