[talking about Nick Urqhart]
Duncan Whitby: I like him, he's nice
Clara McLaggen: But he's scary
Duncan Whitby: Like Santa
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[talking about Nick Urqhart]
Duncan Whitby: I like him, he's nice
Clara McLaggen: But he's scary
Duncan Whitby: Like Santa
Becca Goldstein: It's been a month. Are you and Nick on any better terms?
Clara McLaggen: Yes, I can talk to him without screaming now. Does that count?
[leaving a Party]
Clara McLaggen: It was kind of... what's that thing, when stuff turns out funny? Moronic?
Duncan Whitby: I think you mean ironic.
Amelia Macmillan: She was right the first time.
Clara McLaggen: Henry Finnigan’s not my bff.
Nick Urquhart: Henry Finnigan? What, the moron Potions student?
Clara McLaggen: That’s my bff, you pothead.
Duncan Whitby: I'm going to Taco Bell, y'all want anything?
Clara McLaggen: More sleep.
Mila Zabini: Less Clara.
Caleb Bletchley: A kid Unicorn.
Isabel Nott & Tara Goyle: Normal friends
Duncan Whitby: ...Ya, I got like 12 dollars.
Nick Urquhart: i need friends
Becca Goldstein: but-
Nick Urquhart: not you
Caleb Bletchley: what about-
Nick Urquhart: nah
Clara McLaggen: hello-
Nick Urquhart: dios why can't i have some time alone for one second i swear to god leave me alone
Clara McLaggen: names can be deceiving, right?
Zoe Boot: Clara, my dear...
Clara McLaggen: we call our shoes sneakers, but they're not really sneaking.
Zoe Boot: it's 3 am
❤, ●, ♔
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Blair: So, I know this sounds absolutely cray cray, but before I got to Hogwarts, I never really had any... friends that last, I guess? Parents didn’t want me around their kids because I was too spoiled or something, so I just wanted to say thank you for like, being one of the first people to stick by me for a long time. I think this calls for like a four year friendaversary ring this summer or something!
Send ♔ for a admiring text.
Blair: Okay, the way you were swinging your sword around today at Fencing Club was awesome. I totes think you’re going to beat Duncan one of these days, just don’t tell him I said that i’m jumping to team Clara :-p
Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you.
Blair: Shut up, Clara is not the only person in the castle that likes me. She’s just better than most of the rest of them, that’s why I spend so much time with her.
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